BE

NIKKEI FUNDING FREE PANDA EXPRESS FOR BULLS TONIGHT. EVEN EUROPOORS WILL BE PRINTING CALLS WHILE DRUMPFT PREPARES TO TARRIF THEM INTO OBLIVION

GOLD FUCK YEAH, SPY WILL BE UP 3% TOMORROW BUT GOLD WILL BE 4!!!!

WE MADE A GREAT TRADE DEAL WITH INDIANS. FROM NOW ON EVERYTHING SOLD IN INDIAN RESERVATION GIFT SHOPS WILL BE 20% OFF.

I WILL BE GAMBLING MY HOME ON NIKKEI FUTURES MOONING IN A FEW HOURS EATING PANDA EXPRESS DRINKING TEQUILA

BERS I TOLD YOU I WOULD BE ORDERING INSANE AMOUNTS OF PANDA EXPRESS TONIGHT DRINKING TEQUILA. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

MIKE BURRY WOULD BE LYING ON THE FLOOR IN A T-SHIRT WITH HEADPHONES BLARING RIGHT NOW if he could afford any of that shit

WARREN BUFFET WILL BE SERVING A BUFFET LINE BY END OF YEAR. STUPID BERS

TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE SO FOOKIN GREEN HOLY SHIT MY BALLS

WE ARE SAVED BLESSED BE JENSEN

WHEN THE CEO IS GETTING HAMMERED ON WEEKNIGHTS, YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE BULLISH

HUANG DON'T BE A HUANKER

Ideally, Jensen beats and raises and says small caps like IONQ, BE, and RGTI are worthless. Everybody wins!

I HEARD THE NEXT JANUARY 6TH WILL BE JENSEN, SAUDI PRINCE, AND ELMO EATING THOUSANDS OF MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGERS CELEBRATING SPY 720 AND LAUGHING AT BERS

THIS WILL BE THE REAL SUPERBOWL

MOST LIKELY TO BE ON EPSTEIN LIST - STEVEN HAWKING - ANY OF THE BALDWIN BROTHERS - BEARHUNTER - KASH PATEL

BUT THSI CANT BE FUCKING REAL MAN

MICHAEL SAYLOR MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME

HOW BIG OF A FUCKING MORON DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK YOU CAN TIME A MARKET CRASH AS A RETAIL INVESTOR. GENUINELY CURIOUS

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO YELL AT RETARDED BEARS BEFORE THEY CLOSE OUR THEIR DOOMED SHORT POSITIONS. MAY OR MAY NOT BE TALKING ABOUT YOU BEARHUNTER

“THE RUGGENING” WILL BE A SHORT AI CREATED FILM JENSEN AND THE SAUDIS MAKES ABOUT BEARS LOSING THEIR PORTFOLIOS

# META WITH THE SAME P/E LIKE TSLA WOULD BE AT $6000 A SHARE. # SO PLEASE PUMP IT BACK TO 720 SO I CAN OFFLOAD. AND STO TRADING FOR EVER

LMAO BOLS WILL BE EXECUTED IN THE NEXT YEAR

>MUSK: HUMANOID ROBOTS WILL BE THE BIGGEST PRODUCT EVER still do not understand the logic behind making robots human shaped/sized, u dont make humanoid forklifts or motorcycles cuz that makes no sense

OK BE HONEST WHICH ONE OF YOU BOUGHT AT THE TOP LMFOAOAOAO

BERS GO AND SHORT THE MARKET WE WILL BE HERE TO CHECK ON YOU LATER

BER WIVES WILL BE DEPORTING THEIR HUSBANDS TO SAUDI ARABIA TO WORK ON SOME DYSTOPIAN SAM ALTMAN FARM

BERS WILL BE APPLYING TO JOBS AT THE MCDONALDS INSIDE OF THE SAUDI ARABIAN DATA CENTER I WILL BE BUYING LATER TODAY

#THE STOCK THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED… >!…is doing nothing. Relax your ape titties!<

OH MY GOD IT'S REALLY GOING TO BE 300 TODAY???? CHOO CHOO BITCHES🚂🚂🚂

Maybe they meant they would BE kill at earnings

FUTES BE FUTIN’

I FIND OUT IF MY ACCOUNT WILL BE RENEWING THEIR CONTRACT IN THE NEXT 48 hours. $100M+ ANNUALLY. ALL IN PUTS

BEARHUNTER I CANT SEE YOUR POSTS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU BLOCKED ME BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD BE REVOKED YOUR 1% COMMENTOR BADGE BECAUSE YOU CANT TAKE A SINGLE STRANGER FROM THE INTERNET TELLING YOU YOUR POSTS ARE NOT FUNNY WHATSOEVER. YOU BELONG IN SAUDI ARABIA AT A MCDONALDS AND TO BE CAST INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITHIN THE WSB SOCIAL RANKS

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO POST LMAO 🤌 TO FINALLY BE THE COOL GUY ON WALL STREET BETS AND GIVE MEANING TO MY OTHERWISE MEANINGLESS LIFE

\*\*THESE SHOULD BE RULES\*\* \- no long explanation of what you got - did \- no questions abt goin up or down \- no bols/ber r fuck \- no predictions without banbet \- YES ''RETARD'' \- YES EVERYTHING ELSE

I bought $BE at top.

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THIS CANNOT BE REAL WTF THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED

>CNN: SAUDI OFFICIALS HAVE CLARIFIED THAT THEIR ADDITIONAL INVESTMENT WILL BE SOLELY IN WORLD LIBERTY FINANCIAL CRYPTO TOKEN

I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL PERSONALLY BE INVESTING $1 TRILLION IN THE UNITED STATES

🥭 rant: >THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I WILL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING THE MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE, WITH NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE MADE $TRILLIONS, AND RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE AND BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE! Congress, do not waste your time and energy on anything else. This is the only way to have great Healthcare in America!!! GET IT DONE, NOW. President DJT Da fuq does this even mean? Stick it to the evil insurance companies, ok so good so far. Then allow people to give money to the good insurance companies? Anyways obviously 💎🤲s UNH.

THE MARKET MAKERS AREN'T GOING TO LET IT BE THAT EASY TO GET A V THIS TIME, THEY CAUSED THE CLOUDFLARE OUTAGE TO LIQUIDATE US AND NOW THEY'RE SETTING THE MOTHER OF ALL TRAPS

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GOLD 4100 BEFORE NOON BUYING BEFORE IT WILL BE TOO LATE

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WHAT A WEEK TO BE A CORN SHORTER HAHHAHAHA

YOUR CALLS WILL SOON BE WORTHLESS LMAO 🤌🤌🤌

I WILL NEVER BE A BER. AMEN.

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IF 🌽 GOES TO 0 BY CHRISTMAS I WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE