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THE V WILL BE GLORYHOLIST

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT GOOGLE DID TO BE BELOW THEIR LAST EARNINGS BLOW OUT NOW MAKE IT MAKE SENSE HOLY SHIT

# BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE CLARIFIES WON'T BE RELEASING OCT CPI AND JOBS REPORT "BECAUSE THE NUMBERS ARE ZERO. NO INFLATION. NO JOB LOSSES. SO NO REPORT." 🚀🚀🚀

WHAT A DAY TO BE GAY

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The Rule of 40. If Karp won’t STFU abt it for Palantir, LOOK AT ROBINHOODS METRICS WTF. HOOD SHOULD BE $170 AT THE MINIMUM

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FUTES ARE FAKE FUTES ARE FAKE FUTES ARE FAKE FUTES ARE FAKE ITS GONNA BE OKAY ITS GONNA BE OKAY ITS GONNA BE OKAY RED BY NIGHT GREEN BY MORNING RED BY NIGHT GREEN BY MORNING TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY

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# FIRST, THEY DIDN'T RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING # NOW, THEY SAY OCTOBER JOBS AND CPI REPORTS ARE LIKELY NEVER TO BE RELEASED

OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY NEVER TO BE RELEASED Yea can't crash the markets if you don't release data. Seems like they don't want the market to crash yet

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

SPY RUN UP 4% AFTER END PREVIOUS SHUTDOWNS MARKET WILL BE BEAUTIFUL GREEN TONIGHT SPY $700 AFTER SHUTDOWN

LEAVITT: OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY NEVER TO BE RELEASED ???

\*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED Welcome to being a third world country America.

> *LEAVITT: OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY NEVER TO BE RELEASED

THOU SHALL BE NO DIPS

HASSETT ON FED: I COULD BE READY TO WORK RIGHT AWAY, HAVE FED EXPERIENCE Bears will have a feast in 6 months.

SASHA GREY: IF ASKED TO BE FED CHAIR, I'LL DO IT

HASSETT: GDP COULD BE BETWEEN 1.5% TO 2% THIS QUARTER And those are the cooked numbers.

#BURRY NEEDA To BE INDICTED FOR INSIDER TRADING THERE IS NO WAY. This is FRAUD!

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Get fucked * NBIS -6% * IREN -5% * BE -5% * APLD -5% I was in these but sold at the top. Mostly luck

BE 120p 11/21

# TRILLIONS IN SPENDING FOR UNPROFITABLE BUSINESS SEGMENTS. YOU TRULY MUST BE COMPLETELY DUMB TO BUY ANY MAG7 STOCKS. # IF YOU ARE HOLDING --> CASH THE FUCK OUT.

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 if you guys stream golden and cheer a little bit we’d hit new highs way sooner

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

#LISA GONNA BE LIKE 50Y PROJECTION IS THE NEW 1 YEAR PROJECTIONS LMAO

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BE 130 csp I sold yesterday looking sketch. My 🍩 might get it this week

BE 145p when it hits $145, 130c when it reaches the bottom of its range at $130. Rince. Repeat. As many times as it bounces.

Not enough people are talking about this but when sex robots arrive they're going to ruin a lot of families by taking the human woman out of the picture and keeping the man for herself #THIS IS THE REAL DANGER OF AI WE, OR I MEAN, WOMEN SHOULD BE PREPARING FOR A ROBO HOMEWRECKER 🤌

The Results Are In: >!TOMORROW WILL BE GREEN!<

RIGETTI, A SO CALLED QUANTUM COMPUTING COMPANY, IS AN ABSOLUTE SCAM. THEIR SO CALLED CEO DUMPED ALL OF HIS SHARES A FEW MONTHS AGO (UNBELIEVABLE, SOMETHING NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE). IT SHOULD BE SHORTED TO ZERO! I WILL ASK MY JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO INVESTIGATE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

# BTC MIGHT BE BIGGEST PIECE OF TRASH OUT THERE. DUDE LITERALLY EVERYTHING RIPPING: BTC -3%

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 stream golden bulls!

WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE BUYING PUTS IN TODAY 🚀🚀🚀

# BIG DADDY DOW JONES UP 1% PUMPING THE ENTIRE MARKET # BEARS SIMPLY CAN NOT CATCH A BREAK # CALLS NOW OR YOU WILL BE LEFT OUT

HASSETT: WILL BE BACK AT 3, 4 PCT GROWTH PACE BY EARLY NEXT YEAR -CNBC And pigs can fly.

# A V WOULD BE NICE

I THINK EXPI WOULD BE A GREAT LONG TERM INVESTMENT WHAT DO YALL THINK?

BE 135p p p p printed 🥳🥳

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 stream golden bulls!

APLD NOOOO DONT BE LIKE CRWV

JP MORGAN: AI BUILDOUT WILL BE AN EXTRAORDINARY AND SUSTAINED CAPITAL MARKETS EVENT.

NBIS, PLEASE DONT BE LIKE CRWV

STOP SPAMMING LINK TO MALWARE THAT CAUSES CAPSLOCK TO BE STUCK ON FOREVER 

STOP SPAMMING LINK TO MALWARE THAT CAUSES CAPSLOCK TO BE STUCK ON FOREVER 

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