BE

OPTIMUS WILL BE THE BIGGEST PRODUCT OF ALL TIME LITERAL INFINITY DOLLARS MY 1T COMPENSATION PACKAGE IS A PAUPERS PITTANCE BY COMPARISON

THE K HOLE THATS OPENING TOnight WILL BE BIBLICAL

thousands of OI on meta put options vs hundreds on calls you know what to do, Kenny Citadel. IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

PULLED MY DICK OUT FOR THE V...TURNED OUT TO BE A CHOPPING BLOCK

next hourly candle green aswell, POWER HOUR IT WILL BE

DO THE RATARD TESLA LOVERS NOT REALIZE IF ELON GETS HIS PAY PACKAGE THAT IT WILL DILUTE THE STOCK AND HE WONT BE ABLE TO HIT HIS GOALS. calls it is

IF META REBOUNDS, IT WILL BE THE MOST EPIC SQUEEZE MANKIND HAS EVER SEEN. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

>NEARLY ALL PRIMARY CARE DRUGS WILL BE AVAILABLE AT U.S. NET PRICES AND IN MANY CASES MOST FAVORED NATION PRICES ON TRUMP RX WHEN IT LAUNCHES IN EARLY 2026

THERE WILL BE NO FEDERAL BAILOUT FOR AI: TRUMP AI OFFICIAL ON X ????

Surprised we haven't just tried scheduling the dumps. "ALL GOOD AMERICANS WILL SELL THEIR STOCKS AT 10 AM THIS MORNING. EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T WILL BE PUT ON A LIST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

maybe we should have taken this as a warning: Midweek reminder: DON’T BE A PANICAN! https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1986188976684683566#m

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#REMEMBER: IF YOU NEVER SELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE ON /R/INVESTING 🫵😂

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shutdown ending will be bearish. mag 7 don't want a functioning government, they want to BE the government

Cause you have calls. Sell them BE the sacrifice

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Tacoman: DONT BE A PANICAN!. He sent out the signal! it's pumpin time!

Don’t BE PANICAN.

AI ROBOTICS WILL BE THE NEW TOILET PAPER LMAO

Bloom Energy (BE) rocking data warehouse power generation on short turn around cycles.

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LEAVITT: BIG TACO SPEECH AT 1PM EST WILL BE ABOUT THE ECONOMY

\*LEAVITT: BIG TRUMP SPEECH AT 1PM EST WILL BE ABOUT THE ECONOMY

The ticking time bomb here is WHO IS FOOTING THE BILL WHEN TARIFFS HAVE TO BE REFUNDED.

TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON Send it 🔻

BE ripping again today! This thing prints money

SO CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT IF COURT DEEMS TARIFFS ILLEGAL AND GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN ENDS SOON WE MOON? I KNOW COURT WOULD BE DRAWN OUT BUT FOR THEM TO JUST SAY ORANGE MAN DID BAD NO NO I THINK IT WOULD 🌕.

WEBULL UP 2%!?!?! HELL MUST BE FREEZING OVER

TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON Send it 🔻

>TRUMP: DON'T THINK DEMOCRATS WILL ACT SOON ON SHUTDOWN , DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON They should rug pull all bulls Aladdin style

>TRUMP: DON'T THINK DEMOCRATS WILL ACT SOON ON SHUTDOWN , DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON 🔥

for one fucking day UNH CAN YOU BE GREEN?

##SPY 720 WILL BE THE TOP

IT GON BE LIT AW SHIT SON

I’m still waiting for my student loans to be paid off. It’ll go with my free groceries and day care and cheaper rent. IM ABOUT TO BE RICH

AMD AND NVDA STOCK PRICES SHOULD BE REPLACED BY EACH OTHERS THATS IS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY

TSLA puts or BE puts which is more regarded

#DON'T FORGET: IF YOU NEVER SELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE ON /R/INVESTING LMAO 🤡🤌

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THESE BEARORRIST NEED TO BE STOPPED

AMD BULLS. WE'RE GONNA BE RICH