BE

>F-35 STRUCK BY WHAT WAS BELIEVED TO BE IRANIAN FIRE - CNN Send LMT to 300 and DXY to 70. Iran can target and hit F35s.

u/31ANDNOTDONE WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT SHE CANNOT BE SILENCED (I AM WRITING THIS FOR HER BECAUSE SHE HAS IN FACT BEEN SILENCED LOL)

OIL REFINERIES ARE BLOWING UP EVERYWHERE. I GUESS TOMORROW WILL BE GREEN.

LET IT BE KNOWN OIL BEARS ARE RETARDED

HOLY SHIT $USO, THIS SHIT SHOULD BE AT $650 RN WTF

>F-35 STRUCK BY WHAT WAS BELIEVED TO BE IRANIAN FIRE - CNN Time to invade.

DONT BE A PANICAN!

> *WARREN TO WARSH: YOUR NAME APPEARS TO BE IN EPSTEIN FILES

QATARENERGY CEO TELLS REUTERS: TWO OUT OF 14 OF OUR LNG TRAINS AND ONE OUT OF TWO OF OUR GAS-TO-LIQUIDS (GTL) FACILITY WERE DAMAGED IN THE ATTACKS WE WILL BE LOSING 12.8 MILLION TONS PER YEAR OF LNG FOR THREE TO FIVE YEARS, AROUND 17% OF QATAR’S EXPORT LNG WE MAY HAVE TO DECLARE FORCE MAJEURE ON LONG-TERM CONTRACTS FOR UP TO FIVE YEARS FOR LNG SUPPLIES TO ITALY, BELGIUM, KOREA AND CHINA

BESSENT: WE’LL BE USING IRAN OIL TO KEEP PRICE DOWN Now folks, when Iran hears this, this about how they react.. WHY wouldn't they just flatten the whole region now.

BESSENT: WE’LL BE USING IRAN OIL TO KEEP PRICE DOWN Now folks, when Iran hears this, this about how they react.. WHY wouldn't they just flatten the whole region now.

GEV, BE, LNG

#BREAKING NEWS **THE STOCK MARKET HAS BEEN LOADED IN THE B52 STRATOFORTRESS BOMBER TO BE DROPPED** **PEPPER YOUR ANGUS NERDS** - *Reuters 2026 All Rights Reserved* ©️

HEGSETH: TODAY AGAIN WILL BE LARGEST STRIKE PACKAGE ON IRAN - chances of de-escalation today - < 0%

Remember "DON'T BE A PANICAN". Haha, those were the days.

# MODS BE GAYYYYYY

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HE'S GONNA RUN THE COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS! IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!

MICROSLOP ONCE AGAIN SHOWING WHY THE WHOLE EXECUTIVE TEAM NEEDS TO BE GONE

I can’t be a bear any longer. Just drop a little more so I can sell my puts at BE

TODAYS TRADING SESSION WILL BE DESIGNATED AS GAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER

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WE MIGHT BE FUCKED

#BOL ANOOS GONNA BE VRY TENDER

This dump on GOLD HAS TO BE ILLEGAL

Looking to short NBIS, BE, CRCL, and ASTS today

I'M ALREADY ON MY THIRD LOAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA # I CANNOT BE STOPPED

BREAKING NEWS: FED RATE DECISION WILL BE OUT IN 30 MINUTES. ROLLER COASTER GUY

BUYING 1 MILLION SHARES OF ULTA TOMORROW TROOPS NEED TO LOOK PRETTY IF THEY GONN BE FIGHTING A WAR

IN SOLIDARITY WITH u/31andnotdone I WILL NO LONGER BE POSTING HERE UNTIL HER BAN HAS ENDED. BYE

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IRAN - STRAIT OF HORMUZ CANNOT BE THE SAME. MONGO DONE FUKKED UP. IRAN IS PERMANENTLY CLOSING STRAIT OF HORMUZ. OIL $500

ONE WARSHIP BELIEVED TO BE SLOWLY ON ITS WAY WITH GROUND TROOPS. THIS WILL BE ONGOING TILL 2027. OIL $300

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i see Qs below 600, brent pumping, yet bols talking about imaginary shrek dildos WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

SPY 600 TODAY BE READY

TRUMP SAYS CHINA, JAPAN, SOUTH KOREA SHOULD BE ‘THANKING’ US FOR STRIKES-FT No one has said thank you yet :([](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2033697963734929580)

🫵 IF YOU EVER NEED ✋A HELPING HAND ✌️I'LL BE THERE ON THE DOUBLE # JUSTASFASTASICAN!!!!

CASHFLOW OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT DUE TO YOUR ATTITUDES I WILL NO LONGER BE SHARING PHOTOS CONGRATULATIONS YOU PLAYED YOURSELVES NO MORE REMY PICS EITHER. YOU WILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN CASHFLOW OUT

EVERY PUMP SHALL BE DUMPED

I DECLARE THE HORMUZ GAY TO BE OPENED NOW AND MY CALLS TO PUMP 2500%

HOW CAN SOMEONE THIS DUMB BE PRESIDENT....wow i'm easy to ragebait

# BREAKING 🚨 MANGO CONFIRMED TO BE SCROLLING TIKTOK REELS 🤡

"he GONA BE DED LMAO" "well ok that wasnt public but sure"

BOTTOM LINE: THE CURTAINS WILL BE GREAT

HE CANT BE THAT DUMB, THIS IS A SIMULATION