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A THIRD GRADE STUDENT WOULD BE BETTER THAN JEROME POWELL  - 🥭 

MY PLUMS BE TINGLING

🥭 during the meeting: “NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO BUY”

US shorting billions of oil and buying Tech, let's go boyz LET'S TRADE OUR WAY OUT OF THIS WAR AND BE RICH AF

PREMARKET LOOKS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

for those keeping score on who is gonna help with the escorting: France - OUT UK - OUT Germany - OUT Australia - OUT Japan - OUT China - LOL Melania - BE BEST

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OIL ON MONDAY BE LIKE 🗿🗿🗿

#LMAO BRO BE LIKE "HELP I STARTED A WAR!!

> US PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP STEPPED UP CALLS TO REOPEN THE VITAL STRAIT OF HORMUZ, SAYING WARSHIPS WILL “HOPEFULLY” BE SENT TO THE AREA NEAR IRAN’S COAST TO HELP COMMERCIAL VESSELS SAIL THROUGH SAFELY. “Hopefully” lmao

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TRUMP SAYS ON IRANIAN SLEEPER CELLS: THERE COULD BE MORE THAN 1,700 We spent the last 9 months raiding Home Depot parking lots instead of arresting anyone from the massive network of Iranian terrorist cells?

finally, i vacuumed my apartment and also rebooted my macbook feels like a rebirth WHAT A TIMELINE TO BE ALIVE TBHHH

>u/Spy300 3 points 9 months ago >They're going to need coordinated hyperinflation globally as the entire G7 has run their debt up to unsustainable. >Iran attack for an oil double is the easiest way for them. JAMIE DIMON PLEASE CONSIDER MY APPLICATION TO BE NEXT CEO OF JPMORGAN

but the files COULD BE THERE THIS TIME!

I WAS GONNA BE A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE BUT THEN I WAS LIKE NAH I THINK ILL JUST SHITPOST ON THE INTERNET

HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS JOKE GONA BE USED GAWD DAMN

TRUMP: US AND ISRAEL OBJECTIVES IN IRAN MIGHT BE LITTLE DIFFERENT Aka Bibi runs the show

Hmmm... why do we need so much oil if the production of plastic straws SHOULD BE declining... this all smells fishy to me.

I ORDERED SOME CEVICHE FOR DELIVERY. ILL POST A PIC WHEN IT ARRIVES BUT ONLY IF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE NICE TO ME FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND

FEELING FROGGY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ILL BE IN MY BUNK FOR THE NEXT 10-15 MIN. DONT TAG ME OR ELSE ILL SEE YOUR USERNAME WHILE DOING MY THING AND IT WILL BE WEIRD

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ON MONDAY IM GOING TO PANAMA FOR ONE DAY TO EXIT AND REENTER THE COUNTRY TO GET A NEW VISA STAMP. MY EX IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF REMY. HE LOVES HER SO HE WILL BE HAPPY THE TRAITOR

CASHFLOW MIGHT BE THE GREATEST WSB USER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

MARINES ARE THE TIP OF THE SPEAR. THAT SPEAR IS GONNA BE YEARS LONG. OIL $300

16 OIL TANKERS ATTACKED... MONGO - DON'T BE A BUSSY... SEND THE TANKERS THROUGH WITHOUT AN ESCORT. LOL OIL $300

ELON MUSK REPORTEDLY BUILDING SUBMARINES AND TUNNELS TO GET OIL OUT OF THE REGION TO SAVE THE DAY WILL BE DONE BY THE END OF THE YEAR

***WHOLE WORLD 🌎 BE FUCKED AND BOLS BE LIKE IMMA PUT IT ALL ON GREEN TODAY CUH*** LMAO 🤣

THERE APPEARS TO BE VERY LITTLE LIQUIDITY FOR THOSE OF YOU RUNNING FOR THE EXITS

OKAY! THIS IS THE MOMENT WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. WTI CRUDE WILL GO OVER 100 AGAIN AND OIL BULLS WILL BE SMILING INTO THE NIGHT. WE AINT JOKING HERE! WE AINT AFRAID EITHER. LETS RUN THIS PORTFOLIO UP BABY

CEO JENSEN WITH SAVE US ALL NEXT WEEK AT THE GTC CONFERENCE. HIS LEATHER COAT WILL BE SHINING, HIS MARKER FOR SIGNING TITS WILL BE FULL, HE WILL BE THE HERO WE NEED, NOT THE HERO WE DESERVE. 🙏🏻

>TRUMP: POWELL SHOULD BE DROPPING RATES IMMEDIATELY Powell will be gone by next friday

FEDEX SAID THEY WONT BE SENDING MY OIL BARRELS I BOUGHT THE OTHER DAY

THIS MARKET IS ACTUALLY BUTT FCKING BOTH BULLS AND BEARS WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE LOL

TRUMP ON IRANIAN SLEEPER CELLS: THERE COULD BE MORE THAN 1,700 bullish

>THE U.S. DEBT CRISIS IS SET TO REACH UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: POWELL SHOULD BE DROPPING RATES IMMEDIATELY This is a stealth default

TRUMP: NOT FOCUSED ON OPERATION TO TAKE IRANIAN URANIUM, BUT AT SOME POINT WE MIGHT BE -FOX NEWS wtf are we even there for[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032461573374308830)

GOT OUT BEFORE THE DUMPING STARTED. WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD RENT THIS MONTH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

#PROUD BOYS STAND BACK & STANDBY, FALL BACK FROM IRAN. WE'LL BE SENDING IN THE FINE SONS & DAUGHTERS OF SOUTH CAROLINA TO TAKE CARE OF IT FROM HERE LMAO 🤣🤌

>!YOU REALLY THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE AN INTERESTING MESSAGE IN HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<

IF YOU GUYS ARENT GONNA UPVOTE MY COMMENTS THEN JUST FORGET IT I DONT NEED YOU IM GONNA GO PLAY WITH REMY AND NO PICS WILL BE POSTED OF IT

BREAKING: JD VANCE STATES IF IRAN JUST SAYS THANK YOU THIS CAN ALL BE OVER

***BREAKING NEWS:*** *🥭 IN CHIEF STATED THAT THE ECONOMY COULDNT BE MORE PERFECT, SUPPORTING THIS WITH THE FACT THAT THE S&P 500 INDEX IS ABOVE 6671, AND STAY TUNED FOR MORE 'WINNING, WINNING, WINNING'*

>When government debt spirals out of control, governments often tolerate or drive high inflation, which erodes the debt’s real value. This is frequently accompanied by appointing or pressuring central bank leadership to keep interest rates artificially low, ensuring borrowing costs remain below inflation. ✅️ TRUMP: POWELL SHOULD BE DROPPING RATES IMMEDIATELY

THE RUG PULL ON CF AFTER THIS WAR IS GOING TO BE CRAZYYYY 🤌🏻

The great cornholio: # “2025 IS SETTING THE TABLE. THE FEAST WILL BE IN 2026.”

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