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##GREEN BY CLOSE

##GREEN BY OPEN

BLOCKED BY ANTONY DAVIS

##GREEN BY OPEN

#TAKE TWO IMTERACTIVE MADE ALL THEIR WORKERS RETURN TO THE OFFICE FOR 5X A WEEK AND THEY STILL DELAYED THE GAME BY HALF A YEAR. WTF IS THE POINT LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤌

OPTIMUS WILL BE THE BIGGEST PRODUCT OF ALL TIME LITERAL INFINITY DOLLARS MY 1T COMPENSATION PACKAGE IS A PAUPERS PITTANCE BY COMPARISON

BREAKING NEWS: WALLSTREET BETS USERS GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ANNIHILATED BY META CALLS!!!

BLOOMBERG: OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAN TO FUND OPENAI OPERATIONS BY WORKING PART TIME AT WENDY’S

THE PORT IS GREEN BY .1% WOWWW

GREEN BY EOD

BREAKING: ALL TARIFFS ONLY LEGAL PASS BY CONGRESS

DA FUKKEN V TURBOGREEN BY EOD

Invest in these stocks they will make u a millionaire. $Voo-$750 by 12/31/2025 $Ups-200 by 12/31/2025 $unh-$600 by 12/31/2025 $tgt-$150 by 12/31/2025 $root-$300 by 12/31/2025 $Pep-205 by 12/31/2025 $Oscr-$60 by 12/31/2025 $Nvo-$100 by 12/31/2025 $jd-$by 12/31/2025 $dia-$600 by 12/31/2025

BEARS SLOWLY WAKING UP ONE BY ONE TO THE BIGGEST DISSATISFACTION THEY WILL HAVE TODAY

AMD AND NVDA STOCK PRICES SHOULD BE REPLACED BY EACH OTHERS THATS IS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY

THERE SHE GOES, GREEN BY CLOSE

>CNN: META ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH BYND AND OPENAI TO CREATE THE MEATAIVERSE, A NEW FOOD FOCUSED SOCIAL MEDIA UNIVERSE POWERED BY AI AND FAKE MEAT

META BACK AT 750 BY EOY

GOOGL GREEN BY NOON

GREEN BY NOON

NORTH POLE ANNOUNCES MASSIVE LAYOFFS AND WILL USE AI POWERED BY NVDA CHIPS TO AUTOMATE PACKING PRESENTS. NORTH POLE ALSO ANNOUNCES THE USE OF A NEW SELF DRIVING SLEIGH TO DEBUT THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON.

GREEN BY NOON

PLTR +5%+ BY 11PM ET

WHO ELSE GOT FUCKED BY THE ZUCK?

RED BY DAYLIGHT

OHHH BLOCKED BY JAMES

# TSLA STOCK JUST LOST IT BY NOW.

FUTES FADING FAST SPY 420 BY OPEN

PLTR TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL. HORRIBLE COMPANY -20% BY TUESDAY.

THE LEVEL OF COPIUM IS ASTRONOMICAL YOUR PORTFOLIO TO 0 BY 10AM

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 BLACKROCK'S PRIVATE CREDIT ARM WAS DEFRAUDED OF OVER $500 MILLION BY AN INDIAN MAN NAMED BANKIM BRAHMBHATT What the actual fuck lmao

THE ENTIRE US ECONOMY IS BASED AROUND - A CHAT APP - A FAILED DUMPSTER CAR/SEXBOT HOPIUM PRINTER OWNED BY A MANCHILD - RAYBANS WITH A CAMERA - RACKS OF CHIPS YOU CAN’T EVEN EAT WE’RE SO FUCKED

ELON HI TS AT FLYING CAR BY YEAR END. Give me a fucking break. Calls it is

#IS THIS WHAT THEY MEAN BY DRILL BABY DRILL?

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW BAD I NEED THESE CALLS TO PRINT. I NEED A YELLOW LAMBO BY MONDAY!

GUYS I AM IN A LOT OF TROUBLE RN WITH MY BYND POSITION I AM OVERINVESTED BY A LOT!!!!

AAPL DELISTED from nasdaq BY OPEN

Bears FUCKED HARD BY AMAZON LMAO

#CALLS THIS META SELL OFF MUST BE ONE OF THE DUMBEST THINGS EVER. THEY EVEN SAVE TAXES BY THEIR NEW ACCOUNTING !!!!

#bought meta calls! THIS META SELL OFF MUST BE ONE OF THE DUMBEST THINGS EVER. THEY EVEN SAVE TAXES BY THEIR NEW ACCOUNTING !!!!

# THIS META SELL OFF MUST BE ONE OF THE DUMBEST THINGS EVER. THEY EVEN SAVE TAXES BY THEIR NEW ACCOUNTING !!!!

BEARS LOSING MONEY ON THIER PUTS BY LINE GOING UP AND VIX DROPPING HARD LMAO 🤣

GREEN BY OPEN. Yeah, i fucking said it.

#LMAO THEY FOUND TACO WONDERING IN THE KITCHEN BY HIMSELF LMAO

##SPY 700 BY OPEN

I HAVE 700K IN INTEL AND THIS SHIT IS GOING BACK TO $60 BY EOY! FUCK ALL YALL!!!!!

Wow > FED’S POWELL: HOPES THE FED WILL HAVE A BETTER FLOW OF ECONOMIC DATA BY THE DECEMBER MEETING OTHERWISE WE MIGHT INDEED BE >!FUCKED!<

FED CUTS RATES BY 25 BPS TO 4%, AS EXPECTED

FED CUTS KEY INTEREST RATE BY 25BPS FED SAYS IT WILL STOP SHRINKING BALANCE SHEET ON DEC. 1

STREAM THE BAKERY BY CUPKKAKE