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CAR SHOPPING FOR THE WIFE ON AMZN AUTO

Chickened out of $CAR puts. Bought SOFI shares instead.

TSLA 13k car recall before earnings after hours today lmao

Come on bynd! My car got repo'd and I need a few grand for a shit box!

#its just a car company!

The share of car loan borrowers missing payments on their debt has soared to levels last seen during the financial crisis This is fine.

Your car should be fine

Tell him he looks like a ham sandwich that has been sitting inside a car for 10 hours

We need some real tech earnings soon to pump everything. The failing car company isn’t going to do it.

1 final payment remaining to pay off my BMW 2025 🚘 That financial independence & joy you get with no car payment is unreal

I will maximize my scrolling time everyday to absorb maximum content so I can become one with the algo and finally hit a 100 bagger on calls (my record rn 45 bagger). After that, I’m going to blow everything onto a nice car which is an appreciating asset

Anyone wanna come cuddle in my race car bed?

I just want a nice condo with a decked out kitchen and two car garage, a brand new BMW 540i, a Korean pilates instructor girlfriend with small perky tits, and a line cook job at a Spanish fine dining restaurant. Is that too much to ask for?

Many subprime car loans defaulting right now are military guys that bought $80k trucks and are not getting paid. Gov shut down gonna so some damage

>watch gold and silver pump for 3 months straight >decide to sell some BU morgan and peace silver dollars >pack up silver dollars to take to coinshop after work today, literally in my car rn >silver drops 10% Mfw

1999 was an equity bubble, 2008 was a credit crisis. 2025, with AI and all the ameripoor car loans underwater, looks not unlike a combo of the two. I am bigly long gold already but if I wasn't I would be piling into the dip

Just think if Walter just sold his car wash and did options he would have made more money than he ever could from meth LEGALLY. He was a gambling whiz after all

So that thing you saw about “The average cost of a new car is 50k”, the other half of the sentence was “because people are switching to premium models and EVs”.

The average cost of a new car is 50K, Americans can't afford groceries and GM claims one of its best earnings and raises guidance. "We are in a completely fraudulent system" \-Batman

I'm going TSLA 400 EOM  Earnings will be Meh The new car will be the Tesla Weinermobile.  Robots aren't ready. AI is not as good as anyone else. 

2 days until not car company earning, r cats&dogs won't cut it. You fks are stuck with my shit posting again !banbet TSLA 410 5d

got a text today from a dealership that had a car I was interested in back in June…. Just the usual “hey was wondering if you ever purchased a vehicle”. Definitely a a rough time

I went to the dealership to give my 2007, 200,000 mile honda civic an oil change before I gave it away to my cousin cause I got an amazing deal on an 2007, 100,000 mile mustang. I'm in the waiting room and a rep calls me into their office. "Sir, I think you should look at our new car deals because that car is very old and beat up." Me, an intellectual, "no, go suck a dick." He was not happy at that comment.

your new car has two wheels and a bike chain

Guise my car needs new front shock absorbers, tyres and washer pump Bankruptcy!!

TSLA gonna report it's sold 3 cars in US and 1 car in EU last quarter, i.e. 4 cars total and SPY will crash to 600

How does ber live in normal society? Do they expect a mugger around every corner and a car to run every red light?

Hey did you guys hear everyone is defaulting on their car loans? Probably nothing… Anyway, SPY is about to hit another ATH!

Throwing my vape out my car window before work wish me luck regards

CLOs..the market has found a new but nearly identical leveraged product to cause a crash like the 2008 mortgage backed securities. This time it's collateralized loans made to shitty bodegas and used car lots. Never stop, wall street. This is why we love you.

government shutdown, car delinquency is ath, yet you guys are bragging about green shrek dildos.

My wife wants me to sell my NVIDIA stocks so we can buy a new car. Should I get a new wife?

After the game, gave a ride to 3 colts fans to their car. 40 bucks for a 2 min car ride, am I doing this uber thing right?

I feel like CVNA hasn’t tanked yet **precisely because** it is implicated in Tricolor and First Brands fallout.  CarMax and others, because they’ve tanked, are fairly valued as used car dealers in this economic environment, and are probably above board. CVNA very fishy 

What do people do when they are broke and have no food: A. Pay their underwater car/house loans and rent. B. Buy food What you think gonna happen when those landlords stop getting their rent?

Let it be better than good, I need a new car

You ever see that time he was a race car driver in “days of thunder” omg so awesome

Wen cheep chinese car?

no matter how stupid your trades are, at least I respect you for losing money gambling instead of something stupid like financing an $80K car at 14% APR. It's like some people don't even try.

I saw this guy who has a big house & nice car to impress women But I personally just rather have a small house, old car, and put the rest of the money in the stock market so I can retire early

All this talk about fat people really motivated me to take a shower and walk to the bar in order to pick up my car

Letting one car merge in front of you: chill, nice guy Letting 2 cars merge in front of you: pathetic little worm, no self worth

This girl that was bringing my pizza to the car fumbled and dropped it upside down right before she handed it over

Tricolor was pledging the same car loans on all the different loans it was getting. The dumbass banks lending them money didn't even bother cross checking VIN's. Oh yea imagine thinking there aren't other toxic loans like these floating around the financial system

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People be like “I got an offer for $57,000. Can you beat it?” Mf your car sells for $42,995… do I look like a dumb ber ?? LMAO

Car loans aren't going to break the market. Lower rates will stimulate the auto market.

I'm telling you Ai is gonna get so much backlash. Just saw a sora 2 video that used 2pacs last picture of him in the car with the Ai follow thru of him getting shot.

Feeling cute, might slam my peen in the car door

Well boys, looks like I'm selling my car to fund the brokerage account now. My last asset.