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I’m bearish asf, I sleep on my race car bed in my mom’s basement. I am holding a few SPY 671c expry Monday do what you will with this information

Whoever downvoted me earlier when I said buy ATAI after they got FDA approved DMT, I hope the wheels on your car fall off

I appreciate the reassurance. My problem is car parts are too damn expensive to just “add to cart” sometimes hahaha

it’s ok anyway, i can liquidate my car by monday

Just filled my car up for 40 bucks WHAT YEAR IS IT

today is like bul trying to start the car engine to escape from the bear. scary market for october wasnt on my trick r treat list.

Turns out withdrawing gains to pay off student loans and car note was the right play

At this rate I can’t even put gas in my car to get behind the Wendy’s dumpster for yall

Puts on subprime car loan lenders

The worst part about green fridays is going to fill your car up with gas for the weekend and all of the bears begging you for spare change.

Probably gas for your car so you can drive around looking for a job.

It only took me three months, but I finally remembered to pay the registration on my car. #legal #boomingeconomy

If they think car loan fraud is bad, wait until they find the amount of AI companies who've been lying about their numbers

I lost the equivalent of a new car yesterday… and another today. Idk how many more car equivalent days I can lose before I drive my own car off a cliff into Valhalla of 1000 virgins.

I’m high af. But why isn’t there one big bag in your grocery cart to begin with so all you do is tie it up and put it in your car instead of a bunch of little bags?

We've been seeing car loans issues for months, no way now it's a real issue

# Listen up regareds we aer currently in a very fucked up situation. i was practicing trade dwon at dllar general today. the person ( a 50 yr old man in camo ) in front of me bought 10 pokeman car packs and 1 coke for a total of $43.38 calls on coke and pokemon, pus on us doller

I gotta say today is clear proof the fundamental thesis of BTC is retarded. So regional banks and their shaddy car loans fuck up the SP500 today. Ok, well guess what, wasnt bitcoin supposed to be decentralised, safe, blockchain alternative to that shitshow? AKA DIY BANKING? Control ur own money. So if the mainstream legacy finance world is dieing and corrupt, shouldn't this be immensely bullish for crypto.. u cant trust anyone other than urself (and the blockchain). And yet, -2.51%. Great thesis useless fucking junk. At least AI i can make hentai to goon to.

I woke up this morning to the sound of evacuation sirens from the nuclear plant. My car wouldn’t start, so I stole my neighbors. I made it 3 miles before I wrecked it and started running. As I was running I suddenly remembered: They were testing the sirens today.

the license plate for my new car will read btcshrt

That makes no sense. If I bought a car for $100 and it turned out to be rare and went to $400,000 that would still only be a 100% return/increase?

Why will nobody on twitter argue how TESLA will generate more revenue in 2026 when car sales tank....

Mostly peaceful car jackings

Uber driver hit me up to ask if my friend I got a car for was single This has been a cashflow update

I think at this point im just gonna do the sensible thing and get a job at rent a car

Which car should I lease

Why aren't weekly puts just like car insurance? Especially under this administration. You pay the premium, and every once in a while need it to save your ass. Because someone posts a false social message or two that screws you.   

Gonna repo muh car huh? Ok well lets see how far it can go without an oil change then bahaha (jk i own)

Let's go tsm and gold, daddy wants a new car

Lol you know that's why everyone buys Euro Rail passes if they want to see as much as they can? Car centric infrastructure is a tumor on the world's ecosystem.

Have been road tripping around Europe for a couple weeks. It sucks man. Non-stop tolls. Pay to park, pay to poop. Car yells at you if you drive more than 2 hours and tells you to take a break. They are a conquered people. The only thing they got right was traffic circles. So much better. USA is the best for traveling. Gas, piss, and big gulp and you keep going.

Quantum isn't a bubble yet either. Too many achievable milestones ahead and value long term. Tesla is an electric car bubble, you can make that point

Buying AMZN is as good an investment as buying a new car

Volume seems low for this dramatic of a drop. Retail taking our their money to keep the car from being repo'd?

If you can't handle the dip on rare earth, you don't deserve the bounce back (I'm driving my car off a bridge)

I was crashing out in the car on the way to work about my puts. I guess all is well now

U.S. CAR LOAN DEBT HITS RECORD LEVELS A growing number of Americans owe more on their cars than they’re worth. In 3Q, 28.1% of trade-ins had negative equity—the highest since 1Q 2021—with an average upside-down loan of $6,905. Nearly a quarter of these trade-ins carried over $10,000 in debt, signaling rising financial strain

You know that scene in Breaking Bad, where Walter is shouting "HANK!" while handcuffed in a car? Well, present me is currently shouting at past me for selling $31 ASTS covered calls 💀

Just saw a car full of hedgies at Dunkin’ Donuts getting coffee. Could hear them discussing short ladder attacks. They can’t hide from me 💪🏼🇺🇸

When your friend starts driving at 150 mph and says “I lost everything after the mango post…” "Dude, the car isn't even moving yet!"😂😂

My ape brain is telling me to sell my car and put it into minerals-metals-etc, but my rational mind is telling me that these will be dropping 50-70% real quick once USA and China get some chill vibes going on again. Just a massive pump dump within a couple of weeks that slowly will decay. There was 4 years of silence in the industry and all of a sudden we are back at 2020 prices, that's a bit suspicious to me. It's just hard for me to chuck money into 200M-3B market cap companies. I congratulate the people winning from this, but I think I will stick to the overall long term quantum + ai + gold + all-world FTSE strategy, whilst adding some energy+lithium+minerals+banks+$BITF if they still are fundamentally wise choices in November.

I really hate car sex. With the tint I can't even see what's happening

Market reminds me of when I was a teenager in a shitbox car. It'd be making all kinds of horrible sounds, but as long as it kept rolling I didn't question it...

Average price of car sold in US is over $50k now? People are cooked

I bought an i4 M50 earlier this year, fastest car I’ve owned. Really wanted an M3 with manual trans but really need awd where I live.

I traded in my Toyota for a 430i a few years ago and crashed it within 9 months. Was a sick car though, purred like a big cat.

brother, you're buying an ancient used luxury car? You clearly dont have the money for a good one, and I promise you this is a horrible decision. Do NOT do this.

My first car was an ek hatch oh how I miss the simplicity

N55 is better than N54. Manual is better of course. Don’t buy one that some idiot put a tuner on. Msport package looks and is way better. Source: only car I regret selling in my entire like was a 135i Msport Convertible blue over tan. That car ripped

Wonder what tomorrow's excuse will be. Bolivia not buying our Beef Jerky for $12/ounce? France not buying enough of our pasteurized American Cheese? Australia for not buying our Pine-Scented Car Air Fresheners?