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Oil Is dead  Soybeans are dead  Government jobs are dead  Healthcare is about to be dead  Car manufacturing is going to be dead House buying is dead  And everybody thinks this is going to keep going up. 

my damn doorbell and garage area camera had an AI update. Now it describes everything going on in motion clips. car goes by, car goes by, squirrel tea bags your garden gnome, car goes by.. i hate it

Government shutdown, tariff war looming, car loan delinquency ath, yet we are hoping green.

I was in the market for buying a new car and honestly they are all so expensive, there is no way an average person is affording at these prices

Might want to recall that email I sent this morning requesting a quote on a new car

They already retaliated. They are promising to fight to the end. Think of your daily routine, what products are not made in China? But here is the thing, some products are made in USA with raw material or supplies from China. Look at your car, for example, it's made in Japan or Korea or USA or Germany but most of those parts were made in China.

Lambos on sale in used car lots No 🧢

One of wealthiest whales I know tells everyone he’s a janitor. Dude invests into ASTS $500k/day. Has a nice car, invests it all. I once asked him: “bro, have you seen the ASTS chart?” He laughed, smiled, and said: “fuck it, we ball.” Major lesson here.

Your getting a brand new car?

Buying a 160k car that needs 30k in work, but will retail with 50k in profit Bull market still confirmed

What a shit car

What kinda car

I’m using LUNR profits to manual swap my car.

made so much today. time for a new car lol

bitchass toyota dealerships tryna scalp ppl on trucks now. like bro its just a car with a bed... unless its 4x4

Mark Cuban backs credit card for low FICO people that uses your car (even if not paid off) as equity. 30% APR. Lmao. A depreciating asset, with competing title liens, to serve as equity? Lmao. Bubbles got a while to go.

Can someone recommend a new car? I drive an old ass Civic. I can't decide if I want a new Lexus 250 or buy something a few years old. Something sporty in the 30k-45k range. Finding a new car is so fucking hard

listen smooth brains, it is Colombus Day that’s why your funds haven’t settled, just liquidate your house and car for today like a normal degenerate

My new fear is trying to act nonchalant in public and my car won’t start

Y’all are a bunch of 🌈 ass pussies with your wives and kids and houses and shit, trying living in a tent on the streets and get down with the real ass skruggle otherwise you won’t have any bragging rights like oOoOoh you woke up in a *bed* and drove your *car* to work like that’s bitch shit, unfair advantages you should be walking in the snow and sleeping on hard ground 

Bols dont worry. It will recover in a few months. Meanwhile the bears will in charge. You may post whatever u want. But government is still in shutdown, 1 mil staffs not paid last week. Car loan deliquency is ath, asian market is red. Yeah may recover +1% today but this week is RED, baby. All the big players are in fear mode, they will not easily pump now, you are the exit liquidity my bol friend. Accept it.

My moves this week are as follows: Tomorrow: put a deposit down on a Lamborghini SVJ Wednesday: on my hands and knees ugly crying on the floor of the dealership begging them to refund my deposit Friday: walk back in to the dealership like nothing happened in a $5,000 linen and silk suit throwing wads of cash at the workers like bill huang and asking for the most expensive car they have and that I’ll take 3 of them

I’ve been calling the city for a month and asking what can be done about these birds that have been waging psychological warfare on me. These fucking things don’t care about anybody. They shit on my car every day no matter where I park it, they make noises while I’m trying to eat macaroni, they land on the branch outside my bathroom window and watch me while I’m trying to take a dump, it’s just become too much. I know they don’t respect Jesus because when my parents sent me to Bible camp in Nebraska as a 15 year-old the pastor there said birds are demonic because women see them as symbols of freedom. I don’t understand what I’m paying taxes for if these godforsaken bird menaces are just allowed to operate freely within city limits. It’s winged tyranny abetted by the deep bird state.  ✋😵‍💫🤚🔫 🐦 

Look at this setup for gold tomorrow. Wow. Time for JNUG gang to buy a weekend car (Bugatti Chiron) to go with their everyday car (Rolls Royce Phantom)

Yeah but I’m not having turbines on the top of my car.

911 is OG and I’m referring to the car of course

As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself… “this takes me back”

welp guys i'm officially homeless i've been evicted from my apartment and my car repossessed, i have nothing except for a coat and this phone and nowhere to stay except the rainy streets kinda brought this on myself because i didnt have a job and thought this would save me but obviously it hasnt gonna have to sleep in an alley or something but oh well i'll bounce back eventually

I'm so scared right now. I'm just going to do what's sensible. I'm going to try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car; they have an excellent structure and they... they give you the tools you need to be your own boss

Instead of trading options I’m just gonna take my car and wait outside of mark Sanchez’s house

I hope you planted your crops already, because this time is different. Agrarian society by 2026. No one will ever drive a car again.

Peeps with big portfolios- how do y’all stomach big price swings? Seeing the portfolio swing by the price of a new car can makes me dizzy

My car's in the shop. You think they'll accept margin as payment?

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance

My morning has been insane lol, I literally bought a spx put then went to go help my mom get groceries out of the car. Come back and I made 3 grand. This is the power of helping your mom.

For two days I felt like I was supposed to do something. Three days ago, a friend gave me $30 worth of sealed clam chowder. It was in my car.

CNBC just reported that car payments being late 60 days are at a record high. Buy buy buy!!!!

Got new rims and tires on the GX and the center caps didn’t fit do I throw the whole car away? Puts on aftermarket parts

Car dealerships are such scums, basically tried forcing me to finance instead of paying cash just to get me to pay interest and get gap. They would’ve profited already if I gave them cash but now they just lost a customer and that car will sit and rot.

I had the check engine light on my car and the BMW dealer wanted to charge me $400 labor and $200 for the part. I bought it on Amazon for $17 and installed myself in less than 5 min and the check engine light came off.

went all in on RACE because big car go vroom

I thought NYC was a liberal shithole My car got 3 "nice parking, asshole" stickers on the windows. No ticket though

The 100$ I made on iwm puts covered my car inspection and registration 👍

POET and ACHR sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love Then comes marriage Then comes Margin Man to take your home and car

Just saw a Fisker Ocean SUV in the wild. Imagine buying a car then the company going bankrupt that same year. > #LMAO 🤌

Oh noooo, the not just a car company stops making the robots. Who could've seen this coming? WHO, I ask

“tesler is a car company” “tesler is not a car company its a robotics company” “tesler isnt a robotics company its a quantum company” actually it’s just a pile of shit in a trenchcoat selling shares like snake oil from a diner, but keep giving Felon your money

Cvna is on death watch, 10x PE of Carmax and more friction in their sales process, and same dumpster credit level consumer of any other used car deal. Their financing revenue will plummet as the used car asset backed securities get re-rated to BB or below, esp with what’s going on with student loans and immigrants.

TSLA is doing way to fine for these news Not a car company, now also not a humanoid robots company I guess

QQQ 625 EOW - let's go. My wife's bf needs a new car