CAR

I mean tesla owns the electric car industry, and will probably own the robo taxi industry. Will likely be a big player in electrical grid storage.

TSLA * not a car company * not a robot company * only advertises Elon pay package votes = Elon pay company

QQQ 625 EOW - let's go. My wife's bf needs a new car

Very impressive. That's about one car per 32M people.

Basically true. It could make me laugh, make my car go faster, and even mask pain at the dentist.

One day, we're going to see an autonomous car take a robot to the mechanic to get firmware update and check health vitals. The mechanic is AI driven robot

#Americans are so stupid that they think Ford is a good car brand LMAO🤌

LMAO I wouldn't even buy a new car, it just goes into the long term port. I did know a guy who got a $30k inheritance and quit his job LOL.

_💿YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR..._ I mean, I might 😟 If I was stranded and about to die, probably

It is an AI based flying car that gives tours of real estate

Why is PATH up bigly? Is it a real estate selling app Or a flying car 🧐 Or both

Everyone pile in this clown car, we are on the PATH to tendies

She's a 9 but her house, clothes and car smell like cat piss

50 years ago high school graduate could buy a house, a car, support a spouse and 3 kids with his factory job. Lets face it outsourcing, immigration and computers fucked us over.

The average US salary give you net salary of $150 a day to cover mortgage, bills, food, car, holidays, clothing, children. How on earth do people have nice cars?

If everyone buys POET I can buy my wife’s boyfriend a new car so he can drive her to work while I play “gamble the mortgage in the stock market”

Is TSLA a car company again?

These rich mfers can use a rocket to take a 10 minute trip to space, but I need to limit MY emissions, sure. I'm flooring my car wherever I go now

TSLA dropping on news it's a car company after rising on news that it's not a car company while delivering nothing but cars and Indian powered robots under the guise of AI

upnext. tesla used car trade in.

like buying a car

Sell your car

By stripping out everything from a model Y, Elon has now managed to make a car that is only eight thousand dollars more expensive than a Nissan Leaf.

Bank just called and they want my car lmao. Does this mean I buy calls?

When I think of the EA leveraged buyout the only thing I can think of is the slaps roof of car meme. “This bad boy can fit so much debt”

Couple more mid quarters and Tesla will replace the batteries for ICE to make the car cheaper.

I hate all these “market is X dollars” arguments. I hear it in pharma companies all the time. “Emphysema is a 5 billion dollar market…” Yeah, your car company is valued at a trillion fucking dollars 🤣 but that 7 billion car market split 50 different ways is going to make a dent.

happens, if you are priced not like a car company but the biggest innovator on planet earth D'uh

When do car companies like Tesla resort to cost-cutting measures like losing power steering next lol. Can't even have a radio anymore without it being a premium feature.

Even my 6-year old little Toyota hybrid commuter-car has a damn *radio*, wtf is Tesla thinking where this model-Y doesnt have one? Did they partner up with Apple, who consulted them in the art of removing basic shit like the headphone jack?

What excuse will they find to bid up Tesla tomorrow? "Oh, the car sucks, but you know it may have a Ice Cream cone holder so pump the stock 16% today!"

Kinda bored might buy a car off Carvana just to feel something (i desperately need a new car)

I'tS nOt A cAr CoMpAny

So, not a flying car, more a Honda civic with poorer build quality.

Protip: TSLA is not a car company.

Wait so the big Tesler announcement was that they're making the most generic boring car in the world even more generic and boring for a slightly lower cost? Fascinating.

$40,000 Tesla? That’s only 60% more expensive than $25,000. I’m sure the American consumer is definitely going to pay that for a stripped down plastic car that will surely break down fast

Teslas are the perfect car to buy if you want to be trapped after an accident and burn to death

Why would tesla try to make 30k car? they will never catch the cheaper brands car producers that already have this in production. such an investment for something with much lower profit margin. 

Why is Tesla so intent on launching a cheaper car? I thought their entire mission and the justification for their lofty valuation was to solve full self-driving. Something doesn’t quite add up.

Elon: We're gonna release a cheaper car. The market: Who cares! TSLA -3%

Teslatards told me it’s not a car company any more? why do they care about a new model then?

Is TSLA’s big news announcing an already existing car but with less features and shit for a cheaper cost? The stock is easy to hate on lol.

There was the invention of the car, iPhone and then Ai. I envision a land of unlimited shows based on any movie you please.

I bet each trading day there's at least one regard who buys FORD thinking they're getting stock in the car company 🤭

So is TSLA a car company again? Because if it traded at an earnings multiple closer to GM (9) Toyota (7) or Ford (15) Tesla(255) shares would be fairly valued at roughly 20-30$ per share.

Yes a cheap motorized car that would lower your social status

So is Tesla unveiling a new car today or what?

Announcement is a cheaper car. Nothing to do with ACHR. So puts probably the winning move.

Anyone know if Waymo has a stock? In 3 years none of us will even need a car.