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The cheaper car was promised back in 2016. This is not the first time the not car company claimed to be working on a $25k new car.

It’s revealed the not car company is making a cheaper car, the teaser photo was a car, it’s a car

the biggest "NOT-just-a-car-company" plans to sell cheaper cars.

What are the chances I can write off an entirely new car in my taxes?

I made a post about my BITF yolo. If I make $20k off of it I may sell and just pay off my mom’s car so I don’t gotta do these payments for a few more years.

Signs I got into a car accident and have been in a coma dream for the past year: - Ridiculous invulnerable clown market - Reality TV government - The Jags beating the Niners, and then beating the Chiefs the next week This all obviously isn't real. I'll be punching any mirrors I come across in case they are exit routes.

If the TSLA product drop is just a cheaper priced car, the stocks gonna plummet lol.

Im going to pay off my car and buy property within 3 months https://preview.redd.it/t0pgd4030ltf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a85d533dc388ec33e3be8fb299fc5e4d494f39

electric lithium battery flying car -- we already have something like that, it's called a hellfire missile

So did the imaginary flying car crash in the last 30 minutes?

Why would Tesla rally on hopes of a cheap car? They're not even a car company. They make dogshit robots looking like they're out of 1997, and collect data. They're AI too or something. Anything but a car company

So what's the new car Tesla teasing? The new outdated refresh model3

idk, man, idk about tesla. a cheaper car means less $ per car amidst waning demand. and a helicopter would be cool, but its a whole new set of regulatory hurdles and a niche market. idk about holding tesla calls here, man, idk.

Imagine paying $8k dollars premium for full self driving when sooner or later every car will be doing it. Then how much are you gonna charge?

Car company casually worth 1.5 trillion dollars. There is no bubble in the Ba Sing America

LMAO at people still believing Tesla is a car company

The EV tax credit is gone. The new “affordable” model Y is only like $5K less. So essentially a car with less features is still about the same cost….and this is expected to boost sales?

Made some pretty huge gains this year, pulled out 35k to pay off my students loans and car loan before I lose it chasing a new play LOL

If new TSLA car is less than 32k it will go up 10% this week if it’s over 35k it will crash 10 more percent

TSLA pumping as if it‘s suddenly a car company lol.

if you don't have money to be in AI right now and you own a house, a car, and wife...*WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?*

It ain’t even funny even more - every time I look I’m deep green - prob got hit by a car or sth

Good morning JNUG gang 🌄 Do we have any exciting plans for gold $4k day? Personally I think I'll have a quiet one. I'll hire in a three-starred Michelin chef for a light lunch, then drive down to the stables in my Rolls-Royce Phantom (it's my everyday car, I save the real cars for weekend) for a few games of Polo with the gentlemen from AGQ and LPLA gangs. I might do something a little less mundane for gold $5k day.

#My car is called Shag-Mobil and my home is called Shag-Pod LMAO🤌

ACHR posted a video that shows a TSLA bot and car as well.

live police car chase on YouTube right now. I love watching these

Tricolor auto files for bankruptcy, Carmax -30% after missing earnings, subprime loan delinquencies rising exponentially, used car dealers losing sales exponentially, consumers spending less on used cars. Carvana +100% YTD, Morgan Stanley raises price target +20%, Goldman Sachs reiterates BUY rating, JP Morgan initiates overweight position with +30% target, Carvana SEC subpoena 5 years ago with no public follow up, Carvana July 2025 subpoena with no follow up. Hindenburg short report January 2025 and then the firm disbanded (Weird) This is a recipe for disaster. Don't want to be too early tho.

Personally, when I’m doing 80 on the freeway, I enjoy digging through 7 menus in my car just to toggle the fucking air conditioning

I hit this Haitian ladies car and she threatened to hex me if I don't pay her $200. All I can think about is how that's effecting my 0DTE plays.

#Nine of out 10 times I see a Tesla, it's always driven by an Indian tech bro. If they cancel H1B visas, Tesla car sales will drop so much LMAO🤌

Don’t buy a new car. Buy 2-3 years. And luxury is luxury. You’re complaining about stupid things.

That’s funny, I just watched a video of somebody talking about exactly that today regarding car loans

If you follow landlords or used car salesmen on YT youll see em (I follow some to keep tabs on that side of the economy) Several car dealerships were selling 20%apr no credit check loans as AAA rated ones. Florida, Texas, Colorado (COVID boom towns) are all going bust rn- but prices haven't really sunk below 2021 levels

Did you see the AAA rated car loans blow up recently? They should make a movie about it, with a guy Micheal who shorts the repackaged risky loans sold as stable securities

Nothing makes you more paranoid than seeing a spiderweb in your car

Can I take my car to a mechanic shop and ask them to check everything and just let me know what needs to be maintained or fixed

Get another car and they'll play together at that time instead

Dying market place? I made 16 purchases off eBay this month, they are excellent for car parts new and used.

This might be the first time in my life I’ve appreciated loud music coming from a car outside. It’s the “Baller, shot caller” song. Nobody tell the guy though

In my day $50 used to buy a cartful of groceries. They bagged it and brought it to your car for you too.

Got a new car and just drove my other one for the first time in a while. Goddam I need a clutch and I’ve been lying to myself that I didn’t LMAO

supposedly there's a bomb in a car in dtla by city hall

My port keeps hitting new highs. Ill be honest, I want a piece of property so badly. I will pay off my car and buy property from trading.

After finally going and getting a $1200 deposit back from my old apt complex the manager was like dumbfounded I waited over 3 months to do that Like ho my net worth swung $50,000 in the time it took me to park my car and step inside, no I don’t really give a fuck about a 1k check 🤌

TACO Strikes again! "U.S. President Donald Trump is considering significant tariff relief for U.S. auto production that could effectively eliminate much of the costs major car companies are paying, Republican Senator Bernie Moreno and auto officials told Reuters Friday."

I dont like Tesla but yeah the "hurr durr Ford sells more cars" argument is dumb when most legacy car makers have a ton of debt and any little potential growth was priced in decades ago. And yeah tesla does a lot of different things aside from selling vehicles

Tsla is not a car company.. when will regards realize this?

It's a car company with declining sales?

Car company/cult or tech company/shovel seller, up to you

Just imagine how fucked bulls would be if TSLA actually WAS just an electric car company. Do you really want to find out? At a car company PE, it’s a $15 stock.