CAR

I should sell my car for more buying power

a burger car techno ponzi company

People may wonder why Tesla is pumping. They must’ve forgotten that it’s not a car company. It’s a burger one.

Only if you have a house car and woman/women

Tesla is not a car company. It's a burger restaurant.

Can I buy a better car instead?

Why is it that when you get a project assigned from a project manager, they do everything they can to confuse you with the requirements? Bro, just shoot me fuking now. This lady keeps changing the freaking objectives and I wanna crash my car into a ditch.

I love when people tell me how much we can sell their car for Then proceed to send me the highest priced comparable in the entire nation lmao

You know you're playing poverty mode when you car is making noises you can't afford

Imagine saying TSLA is a tech company, not a car company, and then bragging about deliveries being up 7% after falling like 70

Wild how many products / services /add-ons are becoming full subscription based nowadays. $360/year to basically just rent games from Microsoft now is wild lol. Wonder how long until car companies refuse to directly sell new models in lieu of only offering 2-3 year lease agreements for new vehicles.

Not buying Tesler, not the car, not the stock, and not the hype.

TSLA dumping on news it's actually just a car company?

Nothing makes me happier than watching TSLR burn. Just not when it’s a real Tesla car and there’s a human inside that can’t get out because Elmo wanted cute door handles

TSLA not a car company so when their car deliveries are good it's a sell the news event LMMMFFFFFFFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

So the legends are true... $TSLA bad deliveries = STONK, excellent deliveries = TANK. Truly a (not) car company.

LOL, well you did ask for TSLA to treated like a car company

TSLR, we are only a car company when the number look good.

I am the oil demand indicator. The last time I filled up my car was 3 weeks ago today on 9/11

Ok, so now it's a car company

Felt like the delivery estimates were low considering how many people rushed to take advantage of the tax credit before it went away. But I also think it’s hilarious that bad car numbers mean TSLA isn’t a car company anymore, but better than expected means it’s still a car company

TSLA car sales down = stock goes up because it's not a car company. TSLA car sales up = stock goes up because it's sometimes a car company

Oh now the car sales matter

Market liked those deliv numbers from tesla :O Didnt think it was a car company though

You drive 80mph in a beat up car, people will try to pass you You drive 60mph in a sport car, people will follow behind like a bitch Typical behavior of the poor

If Tessslurr deliveries worse than expected, then it's not a car company. If better, it is a car company. Thank you for you attention to this regardation.

Driving a tsla is like driving a very expensive Chinese car . Thank you for your attention to this matter ! 

I can’t go to bed thinking I sold legit EVERYTHING sept 12th to take a break from trading. I paid off my car and all my credit cards. Yet, if I never sold I’d be up double legit right now. Hindsight is something else but fuck me

Idk what kids r smoking now but no joke, it smells like someone lit their own hair on fire, & hotboxed a car with skunk spray and their own cars' exhaust & then died in the car. Some kinda nasty chemical Synthetic crap probly. Makes me wanna vomit

The year is 2040: Cash is now worthless. You’re using 1 stock of NVDA to buy a car. You use your robinhood account to transfer the stock but forgot you leveraged it on a futures betting contract that the next president will be Barron trump. The salesmen likes the bet and takes it anyways. You drive home in your lambo with your wife and her boyfriend, life is good.

Imagine having an IQ below 69 thinking Tesla is just a car company

Google the dildos the cattle breeders use to get the semen from 🐂…I’ll give you a hint it’s attached to a car battery 😉

Some US car manufacturers reported better Q3 EV sales due to subsidies ending, ahead of deliveries numbers for Tesla, that's likely why. Or Melon said something. Who the fuck knows.

SPY is like that episode of seinfeld where the fuel light is on and kramer and the car dealer keep going and going. like, what the hell is this market. does it just exist to screw shorts at this point?

If I wasn’t married I’d be living in my car by the river instead I’m on the couch in the basement.

Less car sales is actually bullish for TSLA. They can move away from cars and work more on their business that makes even less money right now. Super bullish.

it's not a car company man. It's a AI waifu robotics company

# 1000 bucks are just nothing anymore this days.... just brought me car to the service $1000 for like nothing

tesla went up nearly 40% within the past month while their car sales went down compared to the last couple of years

TESLA NEW CAR REGISTRATIONS IN ITALY DOWN 25.6% YEAR-ON-YEAR IN SEPTEMBER, TRANSPORT MINISTRY SAYS TESLA NEW CAR REGISTRATIONS IN ITALY DOWN 32.36% IN JAN-SEPT VS SAME PERIOD OF 2024, TRANSPORT MINISTRY SAYS inb4 TSLA goes up another 10% from here

TSLR, where we will keep your 50 grand for 8 years for a car we will never make

TSLA car sales are down, the CEO is on twitter inciting civil war, the P/E is 270, the stock price is vertical? honestly what are we doin man...

I hate it when my car does a knock knock joke