CARS

Tsla model y is top 3 highest selling cars what more do yall want

Through no fault of my own, I live in Encino CA where the only non-douchey cars belong to the lawn and pool service guys.

Not wrong but I can think of 10 douchier cars

If the Chinese are buying Tsla cars, it's bearish. Notoriously bad drivers

🥭 gets rid of fuel efficiency targets, but then wants tiny cars to become a thing 🤔

Shit cars

Ah yes, now that CVNA has gone from $4 to $450 in 3 years buying cars with blown transmissions, let’s add it to the s&p 500 so everyone can enjoy.

Bro, I am fucking serious. I literally have FSD in my car. Not 10 years from now, RIGHT now. They are building the robots just like they built cars (which haters also thought would never get off the ground, speaking of stupidity 10 years ago.. look at the stock price now dummy). So yes, do some research numb nuts, it all makes sense. We getting rich while you’re complaining in your baffled Karen-like stupor lolz

Spite-shorting carvana at these levels, this house of cars has to collapse at some point 

Oh have you not heard? The company produces FSD, the coolest cars ever, power walls (energy), robots, AI.. you think those huge multi billion dollar factories being built (with liquid cash I might add) by Tesla are just for looks? All the machinery, production, employees are there for.. funsies? What’s your thesis? Tell me while I watch the stock fly higher.

Carvana has a special underground apparatus which robotically descends and pulls your selected car from down below. The cars are safe down there, unlike surface bound cars. The robot arms lift the car and place it on a spiraling conveyorbelt up to the surface upon request. Its much like the transformers ride at universal studios - the experience is immersive and exciting, and the robot arm has dry ice ejectors which make it sound more industrially amazing. A red carpet is laid out. This is why each customer has to set an appointment a day in advance to visit our showroom. Its not just a car, its *carvanna*

Tessie: sells cars and boigors, goes up on flying cars and sex bots Amazon: actually have all the things they claim to have, stonks flat all year cuz bezos doesn't take Ketamin and flame blue-haired interns. Think I cracked the case

Gyna is catching up to us in AI and we're investing in used cars fucking great

Amazon is negative for the year! What the F did they do wrong, make to much money? Maybe they need to get into self driving cars.

do you think carvana is going to offer TINY CARS? lmao

TINY CARS. WE ARE SAVED!

Guess used cars makes sense with tariffs driving up new car prices massively

Big beautiful used cars

I've sold 2 leased cars to them. They overpay. Never bought from them. Door to door service 10 mins.

Carvana doesn't sell cars, they sell stocks.

Lol tesla downgraded by morgan stanley?! after recent news that tesla sets record for selling cars, & announces record sales

brother of my friend ran a rent-a-fancy-car biz, he had good deals with dealerships due to his family other business and them often buying new cars. closed it after a few years after the Xth car was wrecked and stripped for parts before even police arrived to a crash site and it being towed and countless of times were cars were not returned when they were due. u can rent it for whatever u want but u end up with no car and years of court shennanigans.

They buy used cars under market value then stick them in giant vending machines.

Buy a billion cars if they buy a billion potato chips

It's why self-driving cars were born here. Because doing it yourself sucks

If you buy a cheap car you're going to either spend a shitload of time to learn how to fix cars (what I do) or you're going to be the local mechanics sugar daddy

Transformer is practical so it can switch between wheels and humanoid as needed Since half of human built structure is built for cars to navigate and half is built for humanoid forms

#Ford in 1980s: "we may not be as good as Japanese cars but at least we are better than GM" #Ford in 1990s: "we may not be as good as GM but we are better than Korean cars" #Ford in 2010s: "we may not be as good as Korean cars but we are better than Chinese cars" #Ford in 2020s: "we may not be as good as Chinese cars but we are better than Indian cars" #LMAO🎅🤌

Human stupidity in action every time I drive. People just have to put the pedal to the metal, go 20 feet, and then slam the brakes. Can't let a little bit of distance build up between cars, no, gotta fill that gap to the next car's bumper and then hit the brakes again. Just can't drive 5 MPH even though that's their average speed anyway, and we'd all be going 10 or 15 in the first place if they'd allow a tiny bit of distance between cars. No wonder the algos keep beating the regards on the exchange.

Tesla really is the best company of all time. Theyre the first to get a rocket to re-enter and land. Theyre the first to get satelities into space for everyday internet. Oh and they make cars. Truly undervalued even at 10 trillion it would be cheap.

\- They sold $800M in cars to mystery party \- When asked they said it wasn't a related party \- It turned out it was DriveTime, very much a related party (family also owns it) \- These sales artificially inflated revenue numbers which is essentially accounting fraud

The ability to flip cars. There’s always some kid that thinks a 3 series is an awesome car, but don’t factor in maintenance. Even better it’s pretty much delivered to you for dirt “cheap”

Rivian should just give up on cars tbh

They are in the low quality loan business. The cars are just a by product

Carvana takes advantage from dumb buyers during Covid who learned the hard way how adjustable rate interest works. they buy the cars at fire sale and resell at markup . so many guys selling their trucks they bought during pandemic stimulus $ and now broke.

Who's buying cars from vending machines not me

THEY EAT OUR TINY CARS

Trump just approved tiny cars! Best day ever!

Tiny affordable cars for the bears. Lambos for the bulls.

I cannot handle the tiny cars bit with this little caffeine in my body, I choked on breakfast and I swear my soul expired for a min and I saw Volcker

So smol cars couldn’t be build in us before? What’s the deal here?

no tariffs on kei cars confirmed

Instead of helping to make things more affordable for us to buy average sized cars, he wants us to buy "tiny cars." This guy is a complete joke!

Tiny cars were just approved in the US and you're bearish?

The idea is cool and innovative, but exposure to death is pretty high, these evtols (taxis) has to be safe and the drivers well trained. The drivers will probably required to be trained similar to Pilots degree, so it's not going to be like Uber, you need to train drivers + then people has to have confidence on trying these new flying cars. I am pretty sure there will be deadly accidents So it's risky investment

Elon is really good at selling the next story to WallStreet. Fully automated cars, Robo Taxis, Robots, etc

Jensen daddy. Also nbis owns Avride which Uber uses for self driving cars and delivery robots

Explain to me how there are maybe a dozen companies with FSD operating on roads worldwide, many from China, And TSLA who was first mover over a decade ago with most “test cars with autopilot” on the road by far hasn’t got it nailed down yet

"growing concern over waymo drierless cars"... mofos getting trapped in them shits and safety concerns... extra smooth brain to get into one of those fukn things... lul

It doesn’t matter if people don’t want be in Tesla cars. It will be forced on them through government policy. Then they can be forced into subscription models and self driving