CARS

See money doesn't just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy, it also makes you a better person.

Bearish, think about how much money it took to make all those cars. Empty promises are free

Lucid’s **Q3 2025**: * 3,891 cars built, 4,078 delivered. * Roughly 10,000 total deliveries year-to-date. * Still losing money like it’s performance art. Operating losses remain deep. Cash burn is heavy. Analysts have it as a **“Reduce” or “Sell”** rating because they think Lucid is going to run out of runway before it ever hits profitability. ... Maybe should have got puts. But I bought calls because it’s chaotic and stupid and might one day make sense. I belong here.

Haven’t revenged traded in over a year but watching Ford pump on shit earnings, shit economy and tons of cars getting repossessed pissed me off so I bought ITM puts GFY.

667 won't hold. The cars on the coaster are cresting the first hill

Taco is a megalomaniac and will make anything happen that can make him look good, including flying cars at the \`28 LA Olympics

Tesla will hit 500 if they keeps selling some cars every now and then

There is a dead cockroach on the floor. I feel bad for the little dude. Thank god for truly nolen Calls on the mice cars

So many fantastic cars in to 10-15k range nowadays, you’d be a fool to buy something new

Comparing Intel to nvidia and thinking intel can come close to same multiple just bc they’re both chip companies is like saying Ford and Ferrari both make cars so F should run up 150% bc Ferrari has 38 PE and ford only has 15PE. People are waiting in line for years to get Nvidia chips. No one wants Intel.

TSLA makes overpriced plastic cars for conformists.

Tesla sold some cars last quarter thus the +1%

Why tf do people have so many cars? Taking up all the street parking

elon promising everything else when he sees ev cars are toppy and people still buy shares lol

How? They have declining market share, chinas kicking their ass, the CEO is a racist ketamine casualty, the cars themselves have burned people alive, and Waymo is already where they wanted to be in 2 years.

two cars passing meme SPY top panel TSLA bottom panel

Because he sells overpriced plastic cars on a crowded space.

What is CORN but gold you can eat, feed to cows, and fuel cars?

Why is my sex robot company selling cars? Tf is this?

So the cars can't even operate without a human driver backup and FSD accounted for only 2% of sales. Uh oh. New promise: robot surgeons!

You blow up your account chasing the moving cars that have already blown past you. You’re better off being a bit contrarian to the current moves when the overall market is trading sideways and exiting early if you’re wrong. Maybe you make money on the quantum, maybe you buy calls at open and this overnight move gets halved by 9:35. HOOD, NBIS, the ones that have taken a beating the past week but have been much higher are the better plays imo.

Doesn’t he know Tesla is an ai company? Cars are the side business smh my head

To summarize Tesla: Cars will be bored one day Hands are beautiful 2 dollars EPS a year on a 1.5 trillion dollar growth company Having sex with your car The consequences of endless horse tranquilizer

Did he just say that cars might get... *bored*

Remember when Elon said we would rent out the GPUs on our cars? yeah, that didn't work but he is pitching it for the new new computer now

Your car will be so smart it may get bored.  Or when it is at car parties it will be poor at small talk, and then the girl cars won’t appreciate its huge and very special intellect and then it will become some sort of car incel.  It may have to do a bunch of car IVF or car ketamine.

"tesla sales are down despite tax credit rush, stock drops" ....yeah, it's a subsidized car company that doesn't sell enough cars to justify p/e and?

"It's uhh... *silence* umm... cars.."

"The Cars Are All Out There"

Ok buy why Everybody has robots and self driving cars. Seriously. Do people think tsla has some kind of edge or moat on robots/fsd?

Elon didn’t “sell” more cars, people are just forced to trade these things in every year because they age like iPhones. The only thing truly “autonomous” about a Tesla is how fast it drives itself into obsolescence.

Apparently. I got called gay for saying they're nice cars a few minutes ago.

They sold cars to themselves and booked the EV credits. It’s legal to cook the fuck out of books now.

B b b but full self driving cars. Robots. Sexbots?

The fact that a car company can be $1.5T market cap and not sell cars except to another company that is also owned by its CEO is fucking peak insanity. Elon is out there trying to prove we live in a simulation

Elon: I’m going to be remote driving all the cars since I am a robot

Still utterly mind blowing in 2025...TSLA is a car company in a sea of other car companies whom all produce tons of more cars. TSLA: $1.5T Lol

tsla guidance is 14 cars sold 700 eoy

Tessler to announce flying cars

I know the sales... the CEO... the regardness... But Tesla makes sick cars (sans Cybertruck). Period. I find myself almost never driving my Ford truck anymore ever since I got a Model 3.

Prediction: tesla announces they have stopped selling cars and shuttering all their factories. All future initiatives stopped, Elons only statement is just "bros I've been so deep in the K I dont even remember what I've promised". Tesla rips 100% because the market is now sure Elon is indeed very ghey and tarded and the market likes certainty - Dan Ives headline after the move. Place your bets accordingly

Time traveler here. Can't believe y'all still drive cars. That's why nobody comes back to the 2020's. Good luck. Also, stay home Friday.

When will stockholders realize? Elon only cared about making electric cars to provide revenue for his space ventures because he really just cares about going to Mars

Loading up on used cars before regards flood over

I’m worried all this fake meat talk today will drown out the fake cars earnings talk!

Boring ole GM destroyed half of this sub today(all the money from memes other than BYND basically went into GM)... hahah GENERAL MOTORS? People still buy those cars? Isn't that company from the 1920s?

Imagine buying a fund from a guy that was alive before cars were invented.

who is buying gm cars?

TSLA is going to kill numbers this week. It seems like they pumped out cars expecting them to all sell by Sept. The lot by me was over flowing all summer and getting worse and worse and now nothing is left. Do what you want with this info. Me, anit doing shit. Tsla to risky. The other countries dips might be too much.

TSLA gonna report it's sold 3 cars in US and 1 car in EU last quarter, i.e. 4 cars total and SPY will crash to 600