CARS

Waymo cars cost 200k to make. How many rides to break even? How many years? 

but softmax, integer chips, and cars (maybe). i said the words now give me moneeh

Gonna get ass blasted on CVNA puts. Miss earnings. Steadily lower EPS for the last 4 quarters. People ain't buying cars. But yeah. Let's get 5 analysts to upgrade them this week.

Dealership tryna charge me 350 dollars to replace my splash shield. Thank god my buddy works on cars he can do it for 60. Fk dealerships

How are TSLA cars crashing if it’s all computer?

First one I’ve seen. I like how they look. Very clean cars

Did you guys know Tesla was not a car company? I had no idea. I thought they made 99% of their money on cars. Hmm.

Let me explain something to you. No one buys houses near thansgiving. No one buys cars. Theres hardly anything physical worth investing in the short term. The stock market always rallied around this time of year. Its easy money if you know this.

Low cost vehicle, then semi, then robotaxi, then optimus, then flying cars, then chip manufacturing. Whatever bullshit he can sell to the public and yet somehow it works every time

TSLA is such a scam, their next moves are everything except building cars?

Americans are mostly poors. Poors pay higher apr. And poors are especially stupid and buy cars they can't afford.

Everything is casino.. school, doctor, cars.. life 👹

Next week I will drive BYD cars and see if those are better than tsla or not.

Tesla cars are nice and fsd is nice. I assume you mean fuk Elon

EV cars are not the future

Can we go back to hating on electric cars? I'm tired of hating on AI.

Ferrari does that shit too. They will sell you cars that you can only drive on their test track. Its bullshit.

Aston Martin's are wild.  Their cars lose 80% of their value in four years. Still beautiful cars, thinking about buying a Vantage.

I’m too tall to be comfortable in the Z06 like cars

This is why we need self driving cars. People like you should be sterilized. [https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/yellow-light-laws/](https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/yellow-light-laws/)

yes but do the gains exist? he has one company that isn’t reliant on the government teat.. does the ai exist? do self driving cars with only cameras exist? do robots jerking you off with both hands exist?

TESLA CANT GO TITS UP, THE CEO IS SUPER FIT AND KNOWS COMPUTER LEVERAGED ACCOUNTING PSYCHADELICS RACE SCIENCE ROBOTICS ROCKETS CARS AI AND SAID TACO WAS IN THE EPSTEIN LIST plus the bitcoin on the books

TESLA CANT GO TITS UP, THE CEO IS SUPER SMART AND KNOWS COMPUTER + LEVERAGED ACCOUNTING PSYCHADELICS RACE SCIENCE ROBOTICS ROCKETS CARS AI AND SAID TACO WAS IN THE EPSTEIN LIST

Yup, shitty cars too

Why the fuck is Tesla going up? Nobody’s buying electric cars, nothing changed from yesterday or the last 6 months

Electric cars, robotics, autonomous driving... They have a chokehold on california in particular. I can see why people still buy it despite the crazy valuation.

not so fun fact: cars kill as many ppl in the US as guns do, but nobody complains about that because they don't care about human life, only scoring political points and I, as an Amerikan, will of course be no different!

Don’t buy cars from copart auction. They will always pull the rug on you

Back on track for 700 eoy. Bers cars projected to get repoed lmao 🤌

The truck is bigger compared to most of the cars anyways and you dont have to pay for expensive repairs like in the case of BMW or Audi or get scammed by workshops. I'll rather hold META than buy BMW/Mercedes or Audi euROPE has no future for SUV like US because of insane taxation and expensive fuel

I hope you bols get the best cars, pussy, and housing

Bears tomorrow when my spy cars are printing, I will take a minute to weep for you

Guys, I like cars which run on black thick stuff instead of the ones which run on Benjamin Franklin key on a kite thing that zaps

literally everything bud. they are top of ads, ai, self driving cars, profit if you not in you are dumb

What cars do dilfs drive

Never underestimate dumb poor people spending $80k on shitty cars. That’s basically Ford’s entire consumer base.

Ya when everyone is on universal basic income and can't get DUIs because those cars drive themselves. The whole world will become drunks.

buying used cars on amazon and then returning them at your local kohls is no longer a thing of the future.

Definitely. We'll also have Tesla fully autonomous cars and fart powered 3D printers that convert bear tears into homes.

Cars drive you now

My first job was fetching shopping carts at menards back in the early 90s. Dudes had weekend pay incentives +2$ an hour. On sundays I was making $11 an hour hustling carts and carrying salt bags to old ladies cars. 14 year old me thought John Menard was a sucker cause I would have done it for $10/hour.

Amzn: ahh I see Google was green to start the day. I know how to fix that..... Go away Amazon. Go join tesla in self driving cars that won't ever make it out for mass public use.

Very good point Nvda the car manufacturer isn't able to move cars fast enough So they finance their car distributor coreweave Coreweave can't distribute fast enough because the cars are waiting to be put into their 3 slot parking lot

The cars are a pretty decent deal lol.

Cars seem okay. For it to be comparable you'd have to pay 1.2 million for a car

Oh man I love red color, one of the finest things are red, pussy, cars, charts, etc. Don’t see how anyone could like anything green.

i just want to know what retard is buying tesla still. people stopped buying the cars, twitter is trash now, and elon is out of favor with the president

Did you guys know modern day cars dont produce enough carbon monoxide to be harmful to human beings?

Ford has reached a deal with Amazon to sell certified used cars directly on Amazon’s website Amazon really out here letting you Prime a whole Ford 💀 Have delivery by Thursday for free, Have delivery by Wednesday for $15,000😂😂 Imagine ordering a Ford Focus and it shows up next to your shampoo and protein powder

The year is 2026. Markets have hit a major downturn, and SPY is at the mid-500s. Elon Musk inexplicably hits his first bonus target of $2T Tesla market cap after is jumps following an earnings report showing they sold 350 cars and zero robots.