CARS

**TSLA:** Look guys we did it, we sold more cars finally **Market:** You're not supposed to be selling us cars, you're supposed to be selling dreams

So not only do he and his optimi buy shares, they buy cars too

Waiting for 350k deliveries on TSLA so everyone freaks the f out (everyone expecting 500k cars)

Tesla will deliver 10,000 more vehicles than expected and gain market cap equal to Toyota.... who sells 2 million more cars than Tesla per quarter.

Tesla pumps because they got zero dollars on robotaxi and sold zero robots and sold less cars

You guys think Elon cares if he delivers cars when he just announced an "unwoke Netflix" and is leading a chud boycott of his biggest competitor

cant wait for tsla to report a total of 3 cars sold and the stock pumps 6%

How come when there’s a dude caught pissing in public they dispatch 50 police cars and 4 fire trucks? So ridiculous how much response happens sometimes 🤡🤡🤡

How much can i make flipping totaled cars?

TSLA: Well you see, 20M people have one of our cars on their watch list, so we're just going to count those as guaranteed sales in our future-guidance.

I bet TSLA delivered 7 million cars this past quarter. Lying is in vogue so why not just say it’s way up. What’s gonna happen? SEC gonna tell them to stop being naughty? Lmao

Idk what kids r smoking now but no joke, it smells like someone lit their own hair on fire, & hotboxed a car with skunk spray and their own cars' exhaust & then died in the car. Some kinda nasty chemical Synthetic crap probly. Makes me wanna vomit

TSLR, don’t pay attention to the news of how people are dying in our cars from being trapped while burning alive, look at our stock price!

but analysts predicted only 29 cars, so it's bullish

So tesla sold 30 cars for the whole Q3, stock should pump 500% tomorrow

Less car sales is actually bullish for TSLA. They can move away from cars and work more on their business that makes even less money right now. Super bullish.

Can’t wait to find out TSLA sold 12 cars and watch it shoot to 500

TSLR, where our CEO installed a government that will make sure the middle class can’t afford our cars

TSLA is just getting started u regarded bears, as soon as lord tusk announces the robosucking subscription feature on the self driving cars TSLA will go +40% in a day

Since releasing its last earnings call, TSLA went from a post-call sub 1T Market cap to now at 1.5T market cap. This suggests that their next earnings report will justify an additional 500 billion dollars of value to investors. I think that extra 500 billion will probably be reflected in the 20% fewer cars they sold than last year.

KETAMINE, AUTISM, AND SELF DRIVING CARS ARE THE TRUE HEDGE AGAINST GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWNS