CARS

According to Nextdoor there's been an uptick in theft lately in our neighborhood. Cars broken into rummaging for cash or change, packages and bikes stolen. Honestly not surprised. People can't afford food while prices of everything keep going up. Tech bros gorging on "AI" slop bubble looking for trillion dollar backstops from the government. Rich consumption keeps growing while everyone is suffering with the "K-shape". What do they think is going to happen?

It's okay.. the flying cars will save us

1- Tell 🥭 you'll give him half of the package if he helps you 2- 🥭 say that all government cars will be replaced by Tesla's 3- Main milestones for the package attained Easiest 500B ever for Elon

>Over the course of a decade, Musk is required to deliver 20m of Tesla's electric vehicles to buyers, sell 10m active full self- driving subscriptions, develop and sell im humanoid robots and deploy 1m robotaxis in commercial service. Didn't they announce that SpaceX would "buy" cybertrucks to replace all their cars? I'm not even mad. Dude is good at getting bread

People here were betting on flying cars https://preview.redd.it/n54p1cbllqzf1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=119aa3926e832ff29529e68e5b077752fe187b58

What is the bull thesis for Tesla. Genuinely asking since nobody is buying their cars. What other services do they offer?

Planes are still crashing on the reg and FAA is cutting air traffic by 10% at 40 airports. And somehow they think flying cars are feasible? Idiots on the road are bad enough, I don’t want them infesting the sky ffs

In Australia, demand for evs hasn't dried up but BYD is stealing all the competition, we keep getting new ev brands every month lol. Byd just recently launced their mini hatchback which is priced at 25k aud, around $17k USD. They have comparable cars to model 3, y (seal and sealion) that look much nicer and bigger batteries and cost less. This is happening in Europe, Asia, south amercia, etc. If Byd comes to US, it will eat tesla alive.

Dumpster fire, cars are just a commodity, the value of self driving overdone, someone else will roll out a better version. Should be a 15 PE stock at best.

He joked about flying cars. It should be only a matter of time until people speculate they might actually have a secret project and are "about to reveal" that. And then, when the 8.5 trillion valuation boost wears off and the shorts start accumulating it may just be the next big thing to promise...

Robots on wheels, cars on legs, someone needs to pick him up by his feet and give him a good shake to reset him

Not-car company sold like 1000 cars in Europe in Oct, surely the messiah will bring it back to millions now even more branded with greedy than before

intel chips in self driving cars . pretty scary

guys a legend his cars are gay

Eh the cars still can't stop running into walls, I think I will be fine.

every car we sell is a robot, so they just need to sell cars to get the package :) this guy is genius

5 million cars manufactured a year…Jesus Christ we’re gonna have dog shit disposable vapes and disposable Teslas lmfao

Yeah looks like Tesla can go up because nobody cares about earnings or tesla making cars.

Elon: We will sell a lot less cars next year and Robotaxi and optimus arent going to scale for a very very long time if at all

they sell cars at loss now 

Car company that barely sells cars keeps same CEO as they have had the entire time. Bullish

For Musk to receive his full compensation reward, Tesla’s market capitalization must be raised from $1.5 trillion as of Thursday to $8.5 trillion within 10 years, as well as other goals, which include selling 12 million more cars, 10 million autonomous driving subscriptions, operating 1 million Robotaxis and selling 1 million Tesla Bots, among others. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Our cars don’t fit in Japan you stupid fuck.

Meta, the company that spent billions and billions of dollars to build an ad platform targeting boomers for sales of used cars and recycled iPhones. “Omg, Meta is soooo innovative, what a crazy company, all hail Zuck.”

TSLA rally to 500 today, I can’t stop it, you can’t stop it, it’ll close and leap up to 550 after the 1T package gets approved, they will fucking stop producing cars and be like microstrategy with btc, but with TSLA shared instead, bitch will still be 500 in 10y but after 4 27:1 share splits

TSLA now a minority player in EU with 750 cars sold in Germany for October. Transition to tech company completing, load up Optimus

It's been 8 years since Elon said Tesla would have 1M robotaxis and four years since Twitter would have 1B users and Tesla would have full self driving. He went on Rogan and giggled like a school girl about having super secret flying cars within the year. The only explanation for Tesla stock is he owns it all and will never sell.

I wonder if stupid bers in Rockefellers day were like, "this oil bubble is gonna burst any moment! It's so over-valued! What even is this dirty ground water? Its not even good for anything! There's no profit! What do you mean it'll run cars and be the backbone of world economies? Fuck cars, that's a fad, I have a horse and you know what horses don't need? OIL! Puts on oil!" Bers never learn 😏 😂🤣

Tesla auto driving cars are really just indians in an office somewhere driving your car with a remote control.

Same... Let’s hope they don’t have cameras in the cars.

Oh I forgot they have 27 cars with safety drivers in 2 cities LMAO🤌

Was looking at TSLA last year shareholder meeting date just wondering if its a normal pump or dump day. It was dump in 2024 but not much, funny thing is stock was half the price of today, at the time they were selling more cars, they had more products being worked on (ie. at the time they also were making a huge GPU cluster - which they basically wrote off last quarter). They were voting to pay the CEO a measly 50 billion. Tomorrow 1Trillion, What a time to be alive.

Tesla bulls: “they can’t sell cars, but surely they will massively sell cars with robots driving them.”Is it brain damage or just stupidity? 🤔

Tesla sells 750 cars in Germany in October, worst month since May 2022 Elmo will be getting paid in cars as they wont have any money.

Tesla sold 511 cars in thre UK in October. Continues decline.

The key to success is to drive expensive cars

Got this great idea for a crypto company that makes electric cars which can then transform to a data center that also makes robots.  

If the guy promised to remove cars with illegal exhausts , that race and do POP POP POP all day long in Brooklyn, i would vote for even for Mambani

The new ultra wealthy hobby… Watching poor folks get their cars repossessed

ELon wants 1 trillion dollars for selling less cars and shitting all over Tesla What a retard

#Why do 95% of Americans drive like they are drunk or high all the time? Imagine being a nation so obsessed with cars, trucks, highways and driving and being such shitty ass drivers. LMAO🤌

Oil is likely to go way down in the next several years: * Deindustrialization in Europe * Stagnation in most of Latin America (everywhere except mexico and columbia) * China replacing all its cars with EVs and building out coal-to-chemicals capacity * China exporting a hundred million cheap EVs to the rest of the world * US attempting to take out a big chunk of Russia's income stream by flooding the market with new capacity from Venezuela, Guyana, Argentina, and Alaska

I wanted to sell one of my cars and it’s value is down 5g in the past two months. Buy high sell low…

Rivian launching an AI-Robotics company. They’re finally learning from Tesla: don’t sell cars, sell the hype

Nah, sumo wrestlers can move without a scooter. Would look more like bumper cars.

Can someone explain to me any case where Rivian doesn't go out of business? There is no demand for electric cars and they are burning a billion a quarter. What's the catalyst to turn this around?

I figured it out. Tesla are for FVGGOTS !! 75 percent of owners are male , 80 percent of Tesla owners are white. Average income above 150,000. What kinda rich white man drives a Tesla. I’ll give you a hint, the kind that like kedamine and butt stuff. Cars for the gays 🌈 in that case I’m fine with them depreciating and being shit cars. I hope all the queer drivers lose all their money for their gay car preferences, don’t forget to charge your cars / dildos

Self driving cars are years away. Their insane valuation had them basically priced in.

It's the new housing. Like, people will be living in their cars.