CARS

used cars are the future of humanity

and used cars

But do helicopters have Grok that will say bad words and talk about cumming all the time? I don’t think so. AI powered sky cars ftw

The flying car hype is really dumb. We’ve had flying cars for almost a century already- they’re called helicopters. They’re crazy expensive and crazy dangerous. Putting batteries in them isn’t going to revolutionize anything.

You ever get the idea that Tesla is kinda similar to that Nikola company. They promise bunch of stuff just deliver regular delays with more promises that won’t happen. Flying cars !? Human robot!? How about Tesla make an ai voice chat bot that has an actual conversation and can understand and talk to a human first. If we can’t do that how you expect the robots to work by themselves. Is it possible to stretch the earnings multiple… I can’t pull over any father I’m already pulled over officer

Flying cars dude? Zero chance, can you imagine the insanity. He's pumping nonsense to get the vote

TSLR sold 133 cars in Sweden in October but I’ll have to listen to Dan Ives tell me why it’s worth $600 a share today

tesla delivery in europoor down 97% nobody want those garbage cars here really

I was driving and missed the driveway because I saw 2 cars in front. it's going to take me at least 30 minutes to get drunk. he'll probably be gone by then but i'll give it a try

Sell them and buy calls and you can buy 4 cars

It’s hilarious how expensive cars are now. Won’t catch me lighting money on fire for a new one. Going to drive my $100k 25% APR 2024 cyber truck into the ground.

If Apple launches electric cars, every middle-class person would buy one for the showoff. The APPLE CAR might be a huge success. Apple might be cooking it already.

I'm fairly certain Elon is using his personal funds to buy the majority of TSLA stock and cars at this point

No this is insane. You getting where you're going 30 seconds early doesn't justify the hazard you create for everyone else by driving that fast around much slower moving cars. People like you are why cars kill as many people as guns in the US. In a sane country you would never be allowed to have a license.

Most Americans enjoy being in debt, driving cars they can barely afford; and living in houses that make them slaves and poor The banks love it

Flying CARS! Definitely tesler to $800 before end of year.

OpenAI and Tesla are very similar companies. Disruptive, no moat, first hit product (cars, ChatGPT) is a loss leader that's designed to acquire users for the ecosystem that they're going to build, and they're relying on moving faster than everyone else to build that ecosystem Tesla in 2021 actually looked like it poised for a breakthrough. But then, they hit a brick wall vs China EV's who has cheap batteries. OpenAI will hit that wall vs Google and other hyperscalers who has cheap compute.

Flying cars are crazy loud

The fact that there are people that are still somehow dumb enough to believe Elon blows my mind. Flying cars? You can't even get robotaxi to work properly dawg....seriously? Of course the stock went up 4% because of the centuries of inbreeding in Tesla bulls.

Loading up puts on JOBY and ACHR boys, TSLA is revealing Flying Cars before end of the year :)))

#If a car loses 30% of its value as soon as you drive it off dealers' lot, how come some used cars are only 5-10% cheaper than new ones? LMAO🤌

Cause flying cars demo in 2025

All those layoffs are "money". Government AI capex spending is free projects. Data centers are free headstarts. This is an actual game. 2021 was electric cars and gene editing....

2021 hype was ev cars and 'gene editing', 2025 is actually building out their stuff.

you guys are all such dumb regarded gamblers why take risks when tesler calls are free money sex robots?! flying cars?! ketamine ceo?! to the moon

Let's go Tesler Lets go! Excited for flying cars. Elon will get his 1trillion pay package

Elmo trying to pump his bags saying "Flying cars for christmas"

Is Elon thinking about using bored cars for compute power the same thing as when websites and software wanted to use peoples computers as bitcoin miners? Which I think also didnt work?

because Elmo pontificated about bored cars and the robotaxi

I bought craploads of AMZN a few days before earnings, because it’s a cash cow. Sellers on AMZN pay a % of sales, pay for storage, pay for shipping, pay for returns, pay to be listed higher in searches, etc. Sellers sell for exposure, not to make real money. And then there’s AWS, self driving cars, Amazon Fresh, Whole Foods, IMDB, Ring, Amazon Robotics… had a good day today

Lol I can't wait until ASTS comes out with yet another delay in the next 24hrs. They're almost as bad as Elon and self driving cars.  I wonder what bullshit press release they'll bring out to pump the stock.

Aapl doesn't even sell cars how is it worth 4 trillion

Toyota and Honda might export cars back to Japan made in the states at their own factories as a symbolic measure since DJT hates trade deficits Fucking retarded lmao

Hmm. So, are the self-driving cars are the future people gonna rotate from Tesla to Google, because Waymo will bury robotaxis?

Yeah by slashing lending standards and selling cars to literally anyone with a pulse, but when has that ever gone wrong? At end of 2024 they had 0.82% of non-FICO borrowers in the prime issuance. Now it's 5.7x that. Channel stuffing subprime lending into a subprime lending crisis to beat earnings.

I would rather walk my commute than buy that Hyundai truck. Don’t get me wrong I’d love for el Camino type cars to come back but not if my option is that one

CVNA is just dumping cars to zero FICO lenders and I guess praying that the autopocalypse doesn't absolutely kill them? CVNA Auto Receivables Trust 2025-P3: "The percentage of Receivables with obligors that did not have a FICO® score at the time of application was approximately 4.66% based on the Initial Pool Balance." Prospectus dated 9/16/25 CVNA Auto Receivables Trust 2025-P2: "The percentage of Receivables with obligors that did not have a FICO® score at the time of application was approximately 3.21% based on the Initial Pool Balance." Prospectus dated 06/10/25 45% jump QoQ in non-FICO lending in their *prime* ABS arm

Googl 300 after earnings. 1# self driving cars 1# quantum computing 2# AI chips (TPU growing fast) 1# in search (fuck chatGPT, people still Googles) LET'S FUCKING GO

Tesla sales flatling in Europe, minus 38.4% last 9 months. Tesla will not sell 1m cars next year.

How are people bullish on cvna I’m much so middle class and most people I know have started using Facebook marketplace to buy cars this has to creep up on market share eventually all be it maybe small

They dominated the used car market with their towing cars

it was a dream within a dream bro which means she’s real because in order to ward off demonic creatures you have to be in dream. i remember i would see this girl at my old job. we never talked but would always make eye contact. it was like looking out a window and all you could see was tree lined streets with the yellowish headlights from cars passing by. it’s a combination of love and the mud

China is developing AI chips and self driving cars, and yet is poorer than the guacamole farmers down South

Tesla sells only 2000 cars in Europe in a month, up 1.3%!!

Tesla on course for the worst start to a quarter in Europe ever. Might not sell 3000 cars in October. [https://eu-evs.com/brandCharts/TESLA/ALL\_DAILY/QoQ-Chart](https://eu-evs.com/brandCharts/TESLA/ALL_DAILY/QoQ-Chart)

Who knew The Big Short 2 is going to be about cars?

Tesla sales in Europe on course to drop to 6000 cars Q4. Only 1850 sold in a month. [https://eu-evs.com/brandCharts/TESLA/ALL\_DAILY/QoQ-Chart](https://eu-evs.com/brandCharts/TESLA/ALL_DAILY/QoQ-Chart)

Tesla forgot and just remembered that it has 290 P/E and makes electric cars and fake ai quantum robots ran by Indian Bros in Gujarat or one of those places.

“There is nothing wrong with being just a car company, and at Tesla we make really great cars.” - Tesla Board Chair “Tesla is not just a car company.” - Elon Musk Someone is full of shit.

Rigeti sounds like an Italian pasta company that's also makes sports cars