CFO

Jerome Powell will be introduced as the next CFO of NVDA tomorrow after his speech

They just lowered their guidance for the quarter from $6 billion to $5 billion. Their crap management and lack of a solid CFO, will be their undoing.

If you are unemployed and actually looking for a job, and you are qualified for it, do not just send your résumé and cover letter to the company Call them, go there, take the CFO to lunch At the end of the day, you are just a number if you don’t know how to turn that into a name with a face then you’re always gonna be unemployed just the way the game works.

UNH appoints Luigi as new CFO

Who remembers BYND CFO biting someone’s ear off?

# when the CFO of nvda JPOW cuts rates this week we gonna top 720 💪

He's the CFO of PTON now.

Tesla's CFO is a robot

SMCI still don’t have a CFO?

Prediction: Elon announces Baron will be the new CFO and head of crypto investments for the next three years. There will be no mention of car sales. TSLA flies for a 70% overnight gain.

NVO. Orange boy shot the price this week with his “I wIlL gEt $150 PrIcE bC aMeRiCa” and they have just announced lay offs, return to work on Jan1, and finalized multiple buyouts in the last month. Not to mention CFO becoming new CEO. Wall St loves a financial man running a company.

ZION reports actual earnings ah Monday....hope the CFO can calm markets.

Is COOT a real company? I look at their press release **Contact** Australian Oilseeds Holdings Limited 126-142 Cowcumbla Street Cootamundra New South Wales 2590 Attn: Amarjeet Singh, CFO Email: [amarjeet.s@energreennutrition.com.au](https://www.globenewswire.com/Tracker?data=8-woj9jwTby5fogvOpbb_EESnmF7ZqMofpPdD2nMO4t_iD0NIxusp-aUhjfGeUwykbrctoIs2rC-NrDg9GFG4HK69cTC2xFIPgZ6f6taUj8uKDDVAjwJ5Gv6e33eItfQtbY3zxqV0KxOBuU5rBDtmw==) **Investor Relations Contact** Reed Anderson (646) 277-1260 [reed.anderson@icrinc.com](https://www.globenewswire.com/Tracker?data=yCKbSa-Hdlzgt4mJkF1M0HFnP9wuHgaHspnUsBr-ol4cugrGH7VJl1JpNdIeZzAVMu266NEkIyr0S7YRGREJEYZ_M96x3jfcxj1NnOpan8mqDSqeZvK7URoASBXu9Zge)

Since September, CVNA execs have unloaded around 2.3 million shares (~$850–900M) — CEO, CFO, COO, GC, everyone. All “pre-planned,” of course. No insider buys. Zero. The stock’s dipped a bit, but if the people running the show are cashing out this hard… how much gas is really left in the tank? 🚗💨

CEO Justin Tomen and CFO Juan Furdamunie both say gold.

CITI CFO SAYS WE STAND READY TO ASSIST CUSTOMERS IF THEY FACE FINANCIAL HARDSHIP DURING GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN WITH LOANS STARTING FROM 350% INTEREST p.a.

JPMORGAN CFO: `PRETTY EASY TO IMAGINE' LABOR MKT DETERIORATION

The ceo of spy said it’s highly valued last week and yall still buying. And the cfo of spy just said watch for a correction today.

Lol at $NEXT dropping 10% today after their CFO resigns. This market can be so irrational.

Ayo, wasn't NEXT supposed to rip? Meanwhile stock plummets because CFO resigns, fml.

!banbet $NEXT CFO resigned lmao

Retail keeps buying, companies keep diluting and selling, and with impunity. Why not, every CEO/CFO would be stupid not to take advantage of the current environment. You know you have no sales but the market thinks you're worth billions, fuck'em.

\> Company CEO sees that they can't meet their goals for the quarter \> PANIC! \> Some CFO guy says: "Wait, can't we just bullshit our way out of this?" \> Day of the quarterly announcements comes \> "Well, see, we weren't able to meet our goals because our products suck, but don't worry, soon^(TM) we will see a 2x increase in revenue... somehow" \> Stock goes up 30% in a split second \> Nothing changes \> next quarter deadline is around the corner \> Repeat. And now somehow while losing money every quarter, you are richer than ever. Very nice