COIN

So it comes down to the oldest gamble known to man, a coin flip

lmao stfu - its obviously going to happen and its way higher than a coin flip like other people are saying like BosSF82.

Metaplanet (Japan's MSTR, 30k+ BTC held) has an average cost basis of **$103k per coin**, all floated by cheap Yen loans. There will be blood.

Is SPY going up tomorrow a coin flip or do we elevator down?

I wonder what goes through the mind of a shitcoin connesuer. Like they start with butt coin, thats not dumb enough though, gotta dig deeper.. find something cheaper.. something no one knows about or uses.. thats where money is best placed 💡

Ok bro, tell me. When does BTC act as a risk on trade and when does it act as an inflation hedge? Because you can’t have it both ways. Stop being dumb, the only reason your shit coin is pumping is because dear leaders sons do their dirty business on shitcoins. In 3 yrs when the new admin takes over, I can guarantee your shitcoin will be back down to 30k

Casual 13$ morning for COIN. Wish I had got calls instead of puts.

Oh god that’s a coin flip in and of itself…

Idk what will happen, feels dumpy- any time Powell speaks, it usually drills. Been printing on coin and nflx calls. Going to snort some Tylenol and see what they do.

My wish is to see every asset class go to zero and transferred all to Dogecoin. Dogecoin to $100k/coin.

So the end game for mstr is basically buy all bitcoin then what.... then they can control the market and do what exactly there is pretty much zero utility and lets say he jacks the price up to the moon somone will just make a different coin thats cheaper right ? Idfk this whole crypto thing feels pretty fucking stupid 

I tease crypto bros a lot but one thing I'll give them is those fucks know how to hodl. They can be down -60% in a coin and not sell. I need to be like that more with stocks

If nvda doesn't move this week, It will be declared a stable coin and included in the strategic reserve

Tuah Coin is +4%

saylor the only one buying bitch coin rn

IDK, a lot of positive stable coin talk

The economy is detached from the market, the market is detached from reality, reality is detached from common sense, and the average investment decision feels like a drunk coin flip. Everyone is just LARPing as someone who appears to know what is going on, in a universe run by a random number generator. Take any logical outcomes you think are going to occur and yeet them out the window. The market will always pick the dumbest possible timeline, 3x leverage it, and then punish you for ever believing in cause and effect. Oh and have fun out there :)

Imaging COIN breaking out

They'll toss a gold coin onto his pile and he'll go back to sleep

I remember when I was excited to wake up and look at the market. Now its a coin flip of if you reversed the previous day.

What ? Lol I don't touch crypto....scam coin

I like Moo Deng. Meme coin with only 990 million circulating supply. I like those odds

What about Moo Deng coin?  Is that a good investment 

Where's your Melania-Coin receipt, Sarandos?!

Let’s take a walk down memory lane and see where all these "expert" 2025 coin targets ended up. • JPMorgan: 170,000 • VanEck: 180,000 • SChartered: 250,000 • Tom Lee: 250,000 • Robert Kiyosaki: 350,000 • BlackRock: 700,000 • Chamath: 500,000 • Michael Saylor: 1,000,000 • ARK Invest: 650,000 • Galaxy Digital: 400,000 • Pompliano: 500,000 • Max Keiser: 220,000 • Cathie Wood: 2,000,000

They will have to make up a golden peace award and pump the meme coin.

Fart coin long straddle can’t lose

Poopoo coin 💩 100% after Kevin O’Leary’s comments 

Is that like FTX coin

So MSTR can never realized their SAYLOR COIN gains , as the second they sell a coin, it crashes the “BTC market”

Who the literal fuck out here buying Moo Deng coin or Doge?  It’s money laundering right?

jp morgan lost tho. They even made their own jp morgan coin

When TSLA went in the S&P at least they had pie in the sky future goals. COIN went in and it raised my eyebrow. CVNA? They've shed all decorum and this shit is degeneracy chasing like the rest of us

Starting a Moo Deng coin treasury company, ticker RTRD

corn is down 18% since mr mango launched his meme coin. He is now launching "Truth AI". Hold tight boys

COIN drilling

Name a more BS valuation than COIN I dare you

Im raising my price target on COIN… $420 by Jan 16th. Bet!

Bitcoin needs to be completely eliminated from existence. An imaginary internet coin should not have any influence on any markets AT ALL.

Lowkey thinking MSTR gets added for more cypto exposure. GGs internet coin bers

Bol so dumb. Never use brain. Only see shiny coin and say “buy, yes”

Saylor just called me in a desperate panic, trying to secure a loan to buy more bitty. He's been putting in shifts behind wendy's all month and just needed 90 grand to buy one more coin. I gave him the money and he thanked me, tried to kiss me and I pulled away. Go the fuck back behind your wendy's I said, we don't do that shit here

I’ve been doing so well day trading coin. Just gotta follow bitcoin chart lol

I sold my calls at the bottom 😭 We are the 2 sides of the coin 💀

Might as well ask a Magic 8 ball then, or flip a coin and see what happens.

Flip a coin and go with the result

To buy another coin put EOD Friday? 🤔

Earnings always a coin flip

they send their bad people from mental instutions to buy coin

Imagine buying shit like COIN and SOFI that dilute even tho they make money. HOOD has never let me down