CUZ

CUZ IM FREEEEEE IM FREEE FALLIN 🎶

I feel like if I take the loss on my gold spot it will climb out of its hell hole so I guess everyone’s cooked CUZ IM NOT FUCKIN LEAVING

When’s the next leg up cuz this is boring

Last time I got involved with halting stocks, I lost all my money cuz everyone sells during the halt

Fuck these meme stocks we need to pump the entire market cuz it smells gay in here

Which stocks cuz neither are mine

There it is, GLD breaking through resistance, up, up, up we go, it's our moment cuz Gold is Golden

Cuz their fake digital coins got rugged while magic rock went on a tear

Poopy Booty Corn has always felt like a scam. "But it's trustworthy, cuz blockchain! And it's decentralized!" okay cool story bro, when you want to go buy something what happens then? "You sell it" uh huh, for?????? Oh that's right, fucking fiat currency. It's literally just money with extra steps

Wait wait wait..... I thought ya'll said they were rotating out of Gold into Butt Coin, not rugging a bunch of retards cuz Gold is a nationstate level play that ain't over 🤣

It’s funny how everyone used to shit on AAPL cuz no AI and right now it’s one of the best stocks in my portfolio

Mad cuz broke and on the sideline like a goodboy

I mean I’m balls deep in GameStop April calls and 1/2027 calls because other memes are pumping (and it hasn’t yet) so I’m either crazy and stupid or right. I’ll come back to gold and silver but I need volatility to go way way down. I have physical metals cuz I thought digital currency would make it hard to do “cash” business so I bought metals to trade one day should that day come.

Yea im thinkin 490 tomorrow cuz i have a call   fak!

Gonna put my life savings into MEAT CUZ IM A RETARD

Why the fuck is everything slumping cuz boomer TikTok missed earnings?

I doubled down on my GLD calls cuz I'm regarded... January expiry at least

Gold is down cuz of the Louvre heist

Different day same shit. Every dip insta V for why? Cuz f you that’s why.

GOOG is down cuz of OpenAI browser or what?

Gold said I’m that bich cuz I mf said so

CUZ IM FREE...FREE FALLIN

I'm down 40% on DNN calls cuz some retarded DD here told me to buy it

There's people that have millions in gold coins and bullion, pre-price spike in the last month, that don't even know about the price increase cuz they get price updates from quarterly precious metals club newsletters. And people im here are panic selling gold cuz it is still up this week.

corn going up cuz someone sold

APLD better announces their hyperscaler ASAP, cuz we getting clapped

Going to buy the dip cuz my father didn’t raise no bitch

buying calls cuz I don’t appreciate this gayness

lol gold. Many boomers gunna panik sell too cuz 4% is a massive move in their minds, despite being up on the week

don’t really think China was buying gold hand over fist at 4k cuz they’re afraid of China 

could jus be ppl selling off cuz seasonal buying for diwali is over now

corn down cuz i dipped my toes in it 2 weeks ago

Remember that random day a couple years back when VXX spiked from like 28 to 40 cuz some regard at Barclays missed a decimal point in their share allocation? Good times

only in the 1st world where you disguise chemical slop as "meat" cuz retards

i took 50% profit on fake meat today but now i think im just going to double/triple down on it at market open cuz why not

What’s the year when robots replace humans and I don’t need to work cuz all my stocks just go up?

when my 0dtes go to 0 i still feel like a winner cuz i got bigger balls and a bigger gambling addiction💪

you'd probably be paying taxes on that as a buyer cuz ebay ghey... gold bullion sales aren't taxed in most states

ebay sellers need to hella upcharge cuz ebay fees... they would be paying \~$500 for that sale probably closer to 6

Been standing at my adjustable desk for hours cuz I'm too cheap to buy a chair. How tf do cashiers do this all day

Cuz it was a show of power

GE Aerospace to 350 tomorrow cuz fuck it why not

calls on RDDT and puts on AMZN cuz RDDT servers are working even though AMZN servers are not 😡

Free day off cuz off can't pull data for my job with the AWS outage? Fuck yea! Thank ya Jeff! I might just go and cop my a few shares of your little start-up now.

I lose money today cuz I cant FUCKING SELL MY SHIT WHEN AWS IS DOWN. FUCK AMAZON.

#fa bers hacked AWS servers cuz their poots are ded LMAO 🤌

Went from up $3k to almost negative now cuz I can’t sell. Fuck you RH

#imagine being a fa ber who bought fa puts cuz they want to live out a fa fantasy LMAO 🤌

More poots cuz me a ertard

i think calls cuz people only now realise how important they r :D