CUZ

Sold EVERYTHING this morning in my eTrade and Robinhood accounts. USAR, even though it fell, was still my biggest earner. Only thing I still have is CRML cuz it's a $300 loss so far. Will get rid of that once I break even, if I can by EOD. Only gained approx $9k over this month. Oh well. Still too scared to try options.

All the memes are dying cuz jpow said there's not enough liquidity in the system. He said they might do QE.

Bought tsm calls expire 17th cuz earnings were good, cuz im regard and thought everyone else would be regard. idk if automated selloffs are triggered at initial high. Do people or banks that know what their doing do stuff at open of market orrrrr depends? It was my first option purchase so i def deserve to lose money just so i dont do it as often /so regardly. Cheers goodluck out there today kings

I never trade on a Friday cuz i always lose

💩 cuz it's hot 💩

i believe they were flying in silver bars earlier this week cuz they didnt have enough

I took every one I’m eligible for cuz I have asthma and even a regular cold can put me in the hospital w asthma. if I got rona i mite die lol 

Call me bunda cuz the market likes to break my back

Maybe the shutdown is cuz they don’t wanna drop some insane data

cuz of short dated options fools lost likely. and glue chuggers who buy after massive green dildos

sold my sandisk AH cuz im scurred lol

You're trying to hard. Like come on, the market dropped cuz the pedo talked about fucking cooking oil. It's a political market hanging onto everything the guy says. I didn't choose it, it just is

That’s why I tell him ok Barron you open the computer and I’ll tweet. Here’s some money cuz you’re a good boy

What are my moves tomorrow? Gonna buy some shit cuz I’m not a 🌈 🐻 

I'm confused did we dump for a reason or just cuz we felt like it?

Didn't set stop losses this morning cuz I'm fucking stupid

Some of yall need to learn capitulation lol. You’re just gonna theta fuck the damn thing cuz “buy the dip bro”

Am I at Casa Bonita cuz I just saw some cliff divers

Strangely devoid of memes here l8ly…I vote BYND…cuz…so many Soys out there

i must be blind cuz i didnt see your banbet 🫵🤡

Straight vertical again, just cuz

banks up mostly cuz of debt... muricaaaa

CRML cuz why not 

Crypto bros got liquidated cuz of cooking oil was not on my 2025 bingo card 🤣🤣🖕🏻🖕🏻

clenched cuz wat if tweetmonster cancels tariff randomly

That's the one I bought this morning for $1.65, went up to $12, and back down to $2.80 cuz of *soybeans*.

You get older and care about sex less and less. Why do you think old people don't care about farting and walking around naked? Cuz they're not trying to get laid. Its very liberating.

cooking myself a 20 oz ribeye tonight cuz you made a lot of money today right anakin.jpg padme.jpg

How dare you accuse me of being retarded. 😡 Fidelity fo life, mostly cuz it was my first brokerage 20 years ago lol

I sold POET for PATH cuz yall told me $PATH TO RICHES. wtf

Just want to share my white hot hatred of myself for ignoring OKLO when that bitch was under $30 cuz she didn't seem pretty enough.

Guess who's account is bright green despite being mostly long cuz they shorted your dumbass stonks

nfa but ppl saying the idaho one IDR and steve posted new dd about aussie companies cuz we mite partner w them i mite yolo one of the aussie ones cuz they cheap and jus assume it zero or moon

Cuz trade war. 

I trimmed cuz I was mad scared lol and I wanted side cash to thro today 

Raise your hand if you didn’t trim yesterday on the bounce cuz of greed. *slowly raises hand*

Big bois making their moves overnight cuz you 🫵 can’t trade

hmm i think bull trap prob wrong cuz im regard, but wasnt that guy that was shorting bitcoin when it dumped still shorting bitcoin

im a lil scared cuz tmr bond market open, zaddy pow talk, and china hasnt really responded yet/tariff not cancelled

China saying they're holding onto increases cuz they ain't taco trump

im glad it's a bank holiday and my winnings haven't cleared from friday, cuz is a SHIT day to trade. got 900 bucks from my google friday calls bought at market close though woohoo

my gld call i got five days ago up 24% and idk if i shud sell cuz i think it wil go up but also munie

This market is so fucking stupid and corrupted lol.  But imagine being a retail investor and selling stocks last Friday just cuz Taco was spewing shit on his fake Twitter. Loooool

My cash wont settle from my trades friday cuz of the gay ass holiday.... thanks Columbus, heard the dude was an asshole... makes sense

Pattern day trading regulation cuz the government wants to keep you safe.

lmao that guy invested in ethereum cuz he thought it was actually "EAT-therium." Honestly he's just a slick talking used cars salesman type who wants people to invest in his ponzi stock, so he can dilute them and buy more ethereum to enrich himself.

Are you guys hard? Cuz I'm harder af looking at SPY

You know why markets fall fast… Cuz when you’re rich…. Why the fuck would I risk it!? Only dream chasers chase and thats why the cookie crumbles fast.

How do I profit from this blatant corrupt market manipulation? Cuz I’m getting boned cuhs

I bought a spy 655/652 spread for 0.55 and an NVDA 180/172.60 spread for 0.87 to hedge, just in case things got bad. I grabbed these an hour after the dump started, no way I would’ve went short at EOD after it dumped so much. I’m hoping for a quick recovery cuz I’m 95% tech calls