CUZ

After going through some stupid swings, I came out slightly ahead the past month. Dumped it all into VT cuz I don't wanna do dumb things anymore. Roast me.

imma keep it 100: i drink fruity ass drinks. the girls can pick the drinks. you aint macho cuz yo shit taste like used motor oil.

So now we have the bs energy to go further than we would have gone cuz the fear to 🌮 acted as a catalyst we never had?

yea im tryna be chill bout it but also im like do ppl actually believe this, i think the ppl w munie r memeing cuz it doesnt matter if they lose a bit but then ppl w no munie follow and get trashed

So what's VIX opening at tomorrow? Got a 20p/17p cuz I already knew they were gonna try killing all the premiums people paid for on Friday.

am i about to take the train to try the new celsius flavor cuz my local target doesnt have it? maybe.

🥭 needs to cave by premarket… or say something slightly positive cuz the Chinese guy wasn’t really positive. He gave warnings and justified China’s action and asked US to fk off

going to load up calls cuz I don’t appreciate this gheyness

Sell off to continue cuz everybody over leveraged

Once I'm officially broke, I'ma go hang out at the dumpsters behind the new Qatari air facility in Idaho, cuz I hear they pay well. All that oil money.

this mf really did this shit cuz he was pissed about the Nobel prize, im certain

My stellar moment of the day was selling a spy 10/13 put early cuz I thought maybe the market was gonna quickly recover; made a sliver of profit compared to what I could made now if I would of diamond handed it

!!PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT!! basino is open on monday, just cash wont settle cuz its a bank holiday, stonks, no bonds. that is all.

100% tariff is so stupid its almost not that bearish cuz it cant possibly stay on lol

Lol. No votes next week. Another week of shutdown on top of China tariffs. Hope you guys aren't planning to travel cuz airports are already shutting down

I swear 🥭 did this cuz his sons were like “daddy market is so expensive we want early Black Friday sale 🥺”

Im just glad because now everyone will stop saying bubble cuz this was the dip. cryprto crashing 60% in one minute. Doesnt get worse. Now back to bull market and new ATHs. Bers are ghey af!

It feels extra bad cuz we were at all time highs when the crash happened, so there was no reason to be so quick with the sell button. Hindsight 2020 yada yada....shoulda woulda coulda.

Cuz markket only go up?

Wow what a day, im surprised im not crying. I cried the last 3 days cuz my emotions are synced heavily with my port

As a ber, I was able to exit all my puts and covered calls for bigly profits. 2% drop is unheard of in this market. We can now pump cuz my call bags are getting heavy 

drinkin wine at 1:30pm cuz im rich biatch

Weeks gains gone cuz of greed.

We tanking the market cuz drump didn’t get a peace prize?

Turnip is pissy cuz he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize and no one is thanking him for his $20 billion dollar bailout of Argentina.

Can't even play BF6 cuz servers full?? Wtf I took a BlueChew for this

i lowkey bought a few lotto 0dte puts today cuz i assume bro will say something dumb due to nobel peace prize $600 > $7k (though if i rode it thru the 3rd candle it would be 12k but alas)

got a 12 bagger on 6720p but its sitting at 20x bagger right now cuz i didnt get up fast enough to change limit sell rofl

Did Tacoman declared war on the EU cuz of the peace prize or something? Lmfao 🤌🤌🤌

IREN the next for a Monopoly money deal. I can feel it. Only cuz I never invested in it.

Cuz it’s grift pump and dump number 10,000,000 this year and will likely return to earth shortly, liberating you of all your money

Path to 21 today cuz why not🚀

told ya'll APLD would moon. so many haters freaked cuz the price was volatile around time of earnings

at least for the phd, typically ppl are more positive abt the returns on the degree the further away from it that they are. so if u ask new grads or early careers theyre prolly depresso and regret everything. if u ask mid careers and later, most of them are pretty ok w it cuz by then things are more stable career wise

academia is tenuous rn cuz of funding cuts, ig columbia paid the extortion fee so maybe theyre ok? idk

Some random spac I heard involved with nvda. I bought calls on some stupid shit cuz why not

So glad I fomoed into apld cuz of yall 😂

Puts on HOOD cuz the changes to their “browse” menu are fucking whack.

We both belong here cuz it’s AAPL

Okay who had physical silver run on their bingo cards for cause of next financial crisis cuz I sure as fuck didn't

Cuz he just walked up farted into the mic and said do suttin

what? bro today was chill af what you talking about? Made half a band with some scalps after open and went to gym / groceries / hike cuz all my positions are deep green

Ok WEAV tomorrow then? Cuz… 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

thanks to whoever bought AMD calls cuz im riding this mf down till close tmrw

Kept buying the dip, now I’m 50k deep in SPX calls for Monday. Godspeed. Prob dump most of them before close cuz the fuck is this garbage lol

cowbear polly cuz he aint here, he mus be up to no good

Clawing back losses from SPY sneezing this morning... slowly but surely. If we could go even that'd be amazing cuz MSTR and POET feeling a bit heavy

loading calls cuz I don’t appreciate this gheyness

Mamma said Bers always mad cuz they got all them teeth but no toothbrush

i put in order for 195 jan 16 cuz seems good balance of time and premium