CUZ

Cuz he's smart, rich, and old

cuz it went up?

My gf wanna break up cuz he saw Grindr on my phone like I ain’t even signed up bro

omg I hate cold so much my toe locked cuz my feets r cold and it hurts like a bitch and a half 

draftkings is the road to homelessness. Investing in this stock will make you the king of drafts cuz you'll be sleeping outside cuz of it.

this government shut down should last the rest of the year. it's been amazing for my portfolio cuz i dont have to deal with shitty macro data dive bombing my portfolio.

Wouldn't there be a ton MORE flies in gaza now? cuz of all the dead bodies?

Amd puts cuz im nothing like yall -retard that just sold all his amd calls

Bought shit ton of 6800 calls for tomorrow - cuz BeRS are starting to make noises again

I will have puts cuz I'm not selling my puts for shit yet

I dont really like selling puts or put spreads but its been working for me cuz of this retarded bull market. Better than me buying them like usual :(

who gon buy them tho, i wonder why pfizer took metsera, cuz vktx was asking too much or cuz metsera's asset looks better?

i might sell RDDT nov 7 calls cuz earnings are on nov 4... 👀

Yes cuz that would be a pattern

i was buying the closest expiring calls for the past month cuz theyre cheaper which is not really a strategy but now i wanna jus buy like 400 calls for further out and buy more contracts cuz i got more time to not blow up my port

Prob cuz this exact comment has been spammed 🙄

Cuz it's trash 🗑️ ( I have calls )

ANOTHER RED DAY IN HUMAN HISTORY. MARK MY WORDS CUZ I NEVER WRONG

i must be blind cuz i didn't see your banbet

I’m only in CRWV cuz someone called it CoreWeiner and that’s all the DD I need

yea that’s true, my labmate said we need to catch up. I normally not depresso espresso but since June I am cuz of uncertainty. I always like to have a plan but I don’t anymore and it frustrates me in a visceral way 

i slep fine cuz im always exhausted cuz depresso espresso

She wasn't real. Another part of his delusion. The show sucked tho cuz you couldn't tell it apart.

Delta puts almost ITM but I'm still buying another call to hedge cuz I get the feeling they've been eating AA and Spirit's lunch this summer.

Airports closing cuz controllers dont wanna work for free. Lmao 🫴 this won't effect our economy/s Maga

Cuz that chatter causes brain rot

glad i took nap for last three hours or so cuz market did absolutely nothing

think this one has a lil legs cuz of all the degens here, but alas, I dont want to baghold

I took profits cuz I’ve seen this shit before.

can anyone post the nonpaywalled article, like how exactly did they fail to monetize their GPUs? was it cuz they undercut hard tyo get marketshare, since theyre the new kid on the hyperscaler block? was it cuz blackwell stacks were poorly optimized/defective/bad so they invested too soon into bad tech? was it cuz simply no one cared and customers didnt show up cuyz they didnt see the need for compute? like more than a stupid headline, **WHY** did they make a 100m loss?

crml has always been a bitch to trade i made 3000 dollars from $3 to $5. its very choppy i would have sold on friday if i were. trump taking stake in the company didnt even make sense. it'll probably still go up cuz its a meme

amd is like the underground railroad cuz it always moves down like its underground.

Cuz it’s going down right now?

Shares today cuz im a baby back bitch

How do I find out the next company the government is going to take a stake in? Not cuz its a good company but because USA is picking winners

Cuz of the butt stuff?

last girl didnt get a second date cuz she was overweight

Today I bought $IONR and became a bagholder from that whitehouse tweet.  It's all good though cuz IREN CIFR ONDS and BITF

if my $660 puts print tomorrow just cuz i randomly bought w/o any reason just said fk it. gonna freak out

So AMD to 350 and then the mother of all crashes unleashes? Cuz AMD is going to 350 by January at least

cuz vote failed?

pretty sure my roommate gonna blow up haus cuz i can smell stove gas from living room

$50k of 2028 RIVN leaps Cuz fuck you, that's why

I was trying to say something nice. Cuz she's your friend

Can't sell cuz I'll get left behind, can't buy cuz I'll get rugged

FYI Powell won’t have any data to read off of on Wednesday cuz govt shutdown

wtf amd, this is why Lisa su is still a virgin, cuz she's all downside once the market opens.

Maybe I should let ChatGPT decide my plays more often LMAO cuz Im up 46% what the fuck

imagine if u had a fuck ton amd calls this am but you cant sell cuz rh down lmaooo

Dude gratz. Maybe cuz you have to sell to actually gain. Post after you sell