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qubt is already down but i was waiting for tuesday to buy the jan puts cuz im busy all day today 😭 LFIN(classic if you know it) vibes from this piece of shit company.

Apparently Quantum computing inc.(QUBT) is secretly run by some guy with mob ties cant make this shit up. That said, calls on everything quantum cuz why not line just go up

i can telk in drunj cuz im swioing right on mid bitches

BER in Big trouble 😂 this shits ripping non stop, cuz dolla is becoming worthless slowly

yea i tried to understand cuz he had crippling anxiety but eventually i was like if he cared bout me he wouldnt always cancel

i mean i always made sure to gib him things he liked to eat but he knew i liked pickles and the pickles there were on the side and he knew this cuz he was a regular at that pub, i shouldve known he never really loved me. altho besides the pickle thing he always stood me up/cancelled last minute and dumped me like three times so i prolly shoulda figured that out earlier

the wizard boi i dated was so picky bout food like he wud only eat like four things and he hated pickles and we went to an irish pub and ordered burgers and he said no side pickle and i was so sad cuz i was like I COULDA HAD TWO PICKLES

#omg futes RIPPIN’ but nobody tell the bers cuz they gey LMAO 🤌

Nq futures literally just gona go back to where Friday’s futures were cuz nobody will sell. Why would I sell when we’re gona print money? What retard is selling? 🤣

At this point we might as well just find some.shitty Penny stocks that havnt popped yet and pile in cuz they next. So much money where does it all come from

Favorite hotel yall have stayed at? I remember being blown away by the Park Hyatt Shanghai but that's been like 9 years now. Haven't really been wowed by any place since the pandemic but that's probably cuz I haven't been in Asia since I was in Wuhan in December 2019.

cuz of u/stupidber evry time i see a link like this i think its a rickroll

It’s homecoming and someone was banging the door cuz this place used to be a frat house and like thirty guys were on the porch saying they used to live here and asking if they can come walk around and I was like um sowwy no I just sublet here and then he asked three times if the vending machine is still here and I’m like…no? I feel bad but also I don’t who those ppl are lol 

Cuz I need a latina baddie to cook them for me and I don't have one yet

well i can do that if im tipsy cuz then my dignity is gone

Well I think just cuz ur 40 doesn’t mean u don’t deserve to socialize on the internet. As long as ur not being scary or pretending to be a kid I think it’s fine 

i dont have a job cuz dear leader nuked science. i have no soul

Sold basically everything but SLV shares before end of day. Looks like I made a good choice cuz I’d be sweating right now lol

Honestly it should be fine cuz the bacteria in there should outcompete but don't sue me if you die

Gotta go to a library to print my resume cuz these boomers dont know how to use email in 2025. Insanity. Anyway, wonder how long I can keep getting away with selling these 1 week out costco put spreads and closing for 50% credit by Monday or Tuesday. Shit seems stuck around this price ever since their ER.

Cuz its the same story for months now and its getting very obvious whats happening. Everyone with a brain has noticed when there is a massive dump like that and you see a same volume green candle afterwards that completely stopped the move, that was the Fed/ppt that just debased our currency more by creating more debt to stop downward momentum from snowballing. Thus you buy more of the metals and feel confidant that they will continue to rise due to currency debasement.

Puts on rddt cuz I can no longer search through comments. They changed it to an AI slop general search bar.

I'm workin late, 'cuz I'm a singer

I closed my calls cuz I am chicken

I DON’T GIVE A F ABOUT LOVE CUZ WE’RE IDLE IDLE

always enjoy just watching myself get rug pulled cuz i can’t trade in the first 30 mins 🫩

Mofos who were pushing SNAP had to be MMs cuz even I wasn’t regarded enough to fall for that shit

Cuz ur retarded 💯

Crazy to think if delivery numbers are good we can see TSLA hit 480-500 by Friday cuz why the fuck not

Elon does a reich salute and tells people to cancel Netflix cuz he’s scared of gays what a time of self destruction

#the real reason market keeps going up is cuz u/fantastic_barbie bought poots ^thank ^you ^for ^your ^attention ^to ^this ^matter

#where are the fa bers who were yelling market crash cuz of govt shutdown? LMAO 🤌

i actually try to spend most time wandering outside cuz its the only thing keeping me from crashing out. im very sunburnt this summer

i like u cowbear cuz wen i think about ur existence it makes me feel better about mine

It's cuz 100% is only like $40 bucks to him

AAPL 260 tomorrow cuz I'm holding calls

i talked to hr today for the company im interviewing for tmr and they said they will have a decision to me by next week but cant wait long cuz they want november start dates for their postdocs. so i mite be moving halfway cross the country with three weeks notice and no relocation pretty soon but also i need a job so. i feel like science is boutta get a whole lot worse real soon

So if i enter today it will mark the top? Cuz now it feels like peak euphoria froth and I want to enter 

It's cuz of all those damn bots. Are you a bot? ARE YOU A BOT???? AM I A BOT???????? WE'RE ALL BOTS!!!!!!!