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What would you do if Dan Ives goes on CNBC wearing a dark solid colored suit

who did? Dan Ives? or some anchor?

Trading Places with Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd

Was that Dan Burns finesse header the top?

God dan ives is so fucking annoying 

I don't see that. He is one of the more tolerable guests on CNBC. Tom Seymore makes me want to thow up. Same with Dan Nathan and Guy Adami.

More from Bloomberg News reporter Sophie Alexander: Business is booming for Dan Hurley, the founder of private jet broker Global Charter. Across the industry, jet sales are up 11% from a year earlier and 30% from the year before that, according to data collected by Hurley’s company. Now, his team is gearing up for a particularly busy couple months as American buyers race to lock in deals before the end of December. The key reason: a tax break solidified in the One Big Beautiful Bill Act that allows people with businesses to fully write off purchases of private jets in the year they buy them. President Donald Trump’s signature legislation permanently expands a perk, called bonus depreciation, to 100%, meaning taxpayers can take losses to write off as much as the entire value of qualifying assets from their income. It’s designed to spur investment by allowing companies to deduct the cost of anything that wears out over time — such as equipment, vehicles or machinery — all at once rather than over several years. But in the hands of tax specialists, the benefit also is a way to scale back what their ultrawealthy clients owe to the government. That’s set off a frenzy of demand for qualifying items, from private jets to car washes and gas stations.

I'm a 5th Dan in Retarditsu

I love dan Nathan. He's so negative like me

Stupid Lieutenant Dan and his fruit company. That legless bastard has got to be rich as hell.

But you ain’t got no hands Lieutenant Dan.

TSLR sold 133 cars in Sweden in October but I’ll have to listen to Dan Ives tell me why it’s worth $600 a share today

Dan Ives about to go on CNBC to tell us why AAPL is a generational buy

Who is dressing Dan Ives, for fucks sake

I read about d-wave in the dan brown book. Thats all the DD i needed

# You will see a 30 to 50% correction in many AI-related names next year, says Dan Niles [](https://www.youtube.com/@CNBCtelevision) HOLY BEAR 🤮

dan is a loser

Dan Ives sold every dreamcoat in his closet and is single handedly rallying TSLA with the proceeds

Tomorrow: DAN IVES raises TESLA PT to $2000 because a robot hand is difficult to make

It's nice to know that even Dan Ives has a friend.

How much Ganja does Dan Ives smoke? Must be alot based on his outfits and opinions on TSLA

I swear to God if Dan Ives comes to my Wendy dumpster wearing that colorful shit again I'm refusing the BJ this time I don't care how broke I am

Prediction: tesla announces they have stopped selling cars and shuttering all their factories. All future initiatives stopped, Elons only statement is just "bros I've been so deep in the K I dont even remember what I've promised". Tesla rips 100% because the market is now sure Elon is indeed very ghey and tarded and the market likes certainty - Dan Ives headline after the move. Place your bets accordingly

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We were promised a slow melt up and I vividly recall Dan Ives vouching for s&p 7000

Dan Bilzerian’s bed full of whores or Wendy’s tomorrow.

unethical how dan ives gets any time on screen

Dan Ives is a perm bull on tech.. the fact that he is "#314 out of 10,081 Wall Street Analysts" while only returning an average of +17.20% and success rate of 57% makes him #314 is concerning... He fucking this Tesla should be $600/share

Dan Ives said buy the dip! 😁🤡

"Tech Stocks Are In A '1996 Moment,' Not A 1999-Style Bubble, Dan Ives Says" \*Googles BMNR ticker

Dan Nathan foaming at the mouth for this bear dancing

Have a FANTASTIC weekend everyone!! And don't worry about the sell off. Dan Ives said buy the dip!!!! 😁

Dan Ives sounds like Walt's son in Breaking Bad

Get Dan Niles off my screen. Smug asshole.

Tesler about to lie about some new invention that will never see the light of day tomorrow. Dan Ives probably in the midst of a 16 hour continuous orgasm as we speak.

He didn’t. It was Lt. Dan.

Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of beverage company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don’t have to worry about money no more.

I've been on more of a jersey mikes kick lately. Once a week, I'll get the big kahuna cheesesteak, but in a wrap. It's real good, and that Dan Devito is a hottie