DNA

🥸: The DNA results are in and Borat... #YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!! 👏👏👏👏 #🥳: HA! I TOLD YOU BITCH I AIN'T THE FATHER!!

Hmmm. Anyone ever try claiming to be the illegitimate child of a very wealthy individual known to get around? I mean, most would probably tell you to get a DNA test or fuck off. But I bet if you chased enough of em down, someone would give you some shut up money just to not be bothered.

nah I’m 100% serious. Reactive oxygen species damages DNA and causes cancer. I’m pretty sure it’s why antioxidants are good for you. The oxi in oxidant is oxygen. Anti oxygen molecules are good for you. I think like hyperbaric chambers increase the risk of cancers.

That's why you have to check their passports or DNA tests. 

Pharma, full index. Old people gonna pay bigly for custom made DNA/RNA therapies--millions per treatment. You need a 5-10 year horizon though

Sopranos was a great show, but by the late 90s early 00s we were well into the DNA era. The entire Jersey crew would've been looking at consecutive life sentences by season 3 at the latest lol 😂

My boss’s boss told me he didn’t need my advice on how my department should be run so I waited until he went to lunch today and I took a shit on his computer. They’re talking about calling the cops but I don’t think they’ll be able to catch me unless they DNA test it against everyone in the office lol