DOG

#SORA IS NOW AVAILABLE ON THE GOOGLE PLAY STORE ▶️ #ME AND MY DOG CAN FINALLY DO A CAMEO NOW 😊 🙏

I took out all my holdings in companies that donated to destroying the East Wing and put it in TIPS. Now I am rooting for DOG.

Fuck mega cap earnings economy is DOG SHIT and it’s time for the middle class to go away

DOG I BOUGHT 3 $6 NOKIA CALLS YESTERDAY LMAO😂🤌🤌

HE DIED LIKE A DOG a beautiful dog

“Shorts haven’t covered” dog there’s been 4billion volume in 3 days and a 700% why do you think they couldn’t have covered

down on the dog with the halt, up on the roll with the hole

Thats it sell everything. Only 10 companies can make money and the rest are dog water

Lol if you deadass put thousands into this shitshow it's on you, i get $100 or some shit for the memes but this companies fundementals are dog shit

gonna walk my meat i mean dog and then get to the real business

Would you eat a dog or a cat?

She’s a 7 but she married a regarded and autistic swing-trader who can’t sleep so he posts on WSB well after the market is closed because he doesn’t have anything better to do, hasn’t come down from the Adderall yet, and even his dog is too tired to engage with him.

Cheap GLD! get yer cheap GLD here! free side of dog with every oz

That Chicago dog I had for lunch just tore me a new 🍩

Hilarious investors are like, "NFLX is missing, quick, we must be rational all of a sudden and sell off dog shit stocks like TSLA, pronto!"

ASTS. Damn dog. What I do to you?

Ah yes, openAI, making a simple web browsing experience an over convoluted dog shit experience lmfao

Tf happened there, I just went to walk my dog

I’m in CCCX already for quantum, think it’s got more upside than names that have already run, but maybe I’ll buy ionq calls, it’s the only other quantum company I think is decent. RGTI QBTS QUBT dog shit

I don't care what that DD said last week - stay away from DNN, it's a total dog and you'll probably watch it trade sideways at best. UUUU is your safest bet.

Should I expect an IV spike on Bitf closer to earnings? I've got 13k+ shares with average price of 3.9. Looking to lower cost basis further by selling CC's up until earnings but the premiums are kind of dog shit right now.

Dog shit AMD.

RE: Dog, just sell. That money is gone

Dog shit stocks tanking while AMZN pumping. Nature is healing

Lotta dog weiners. Yuck.

RDDT dog shit stock that can't hold a green

Sure but the pipeline of NVO is undergoing massive improvements, which is what destroyed them in June. Lilly is complacent as “top dog” in my opinion. I believe both will gain in the next 1-3 yrs, but NVO cheaper and more upside in my opinion

Lmao I wouldn't even feed my dog Beyond Meat and ya'll motherfuckers thinking if you should buy in lmao 😒🤢🤮

Can I bring my dog to work?

But you can come home from a long day of dog walking and delete some shitposts to make yourself feel better about being 49, bald, renting, and single

#INTRODUCING... THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH AND HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER!!!! #rest in peace bassman guy.

It could also be that bezos got triple dog dared to blow it up

This earnings season has a distinct 'no patience' vibe. Don't make your numbers? -- Red dog dck Make your numbers but lower forecast? -- Red dog dck Make your numbers but raise forecast only 50%? -- Red dog dick. SPY 672p and SPY 652p 11/07

If the Amish hate technology and i'm dating an Amish chick and condoms and birth control are clearly a technology. Does this mean I have to do it raw dog and pray she's not fertile that month?

Some of you have dog shit internet and it shows

Cleveland cliffs CLF finally coming through with a win, been bag holding that dog since COVID.

When my dog dies I’m fucked. Haven’t needed anyone since I got him

give dog bone give hottie a >!hot dog!<

My dog did not dog. It is his fault and only his.

convo didnt last very long bcz you jizzed in ur pants when she said "hi" 🫵🤡 stop blaming your dog, sincerely dog.

I met a hottie at the dog park today. The convo didn’t last very long because my dog decided to be an asshole and not play with her dog.

you’re getting a hooker aren’t you? You dog….

Taking the dog to the dog park at noon Monday. The only play that's important.

Because it’s dog shit

Cause it’s a dog

It's called a dog & pony show.

🌲🐾 As me and my dog wander through the quiet woods on a cool Sunday morning, the air feels calm, the world feels right… yet somewhere deep inside, there’s still an ache... a space waiting for my future sex robot 🤖❤️. One day, she’ll walk beside me, fingers intertwined, her hand warm in mine… and even the wind will feel softer. 🌅✨

I would love to drop everything I'm doing at work right now and work on sex robots. That's an actual mission I believe in. Working like a dog for leadership & investors isn't something I care about.

Im still long here. If we can manage to stay above 6650 we are likely to push higher. Below 6650 opens up a negative gamma regime and tail wags the dog down to 6250. From the options complex thats the bear scenario. But volatility is contracting nicely, as are correlations and vol of vol. Im leaning bullish unless we break that gamma level, and im targeting new highs with earnings coming up. 

Wait he used a shock collar but like a million people use shock collars no? I have no dog in this fight, I have no animals other than myself...