DOG

corn behaving like a confused dog, CRYPTO BOOLS LUL 🤡

In this bull market I managed to pick the two most dog shit stocks in RDDT and RZLV

HOND gang check out GIG. It’s a SMR concept valued at 2 billion and the founder/CEO looks to be about 17 years old. Stock is at 12.50 but it’s a SPAC so can only go down to 10 but can go up to whatever. Definitely dog shit but maybe it can get in on the nuclear hype

my dog has a vet appointment at 9:40 😤

Absolute 🤡. The market is never rational. It don't matter how much it's up. Its just an absolute dog shit.

ASTS, OKLO, QBTS have combined market cap of like $80b and a collective revenue of $0.  Fuck it I'm buying these dog shit companies.

Fuck AMD. Dog shit fuck

Market sick as a dog with rabies

Wait this is an award speech? If JPOW crashes the market when receiving an award he’s a DOG

How can you expect RDDT to make money when its user base is lesbian dog walkers and degens who spend their wendys checks on 0DTEs?

SOUN you beautiful dog

It truly is sad that Jim Cramer named his dog Nvidia and people celebrated that as a GOOD thing?

You think mango is going to let China out piss him in a pissing match? He’ll do something stupid like 200% tariffs then send his dog Bessent to deescalate over the weekend with a framework of a frameworked deal

the lion rapes the small dog or something

Don't confuse the recent outperformance by MP's rare earth competitors for being anything other than catch-up trades. While MP has the most stretched valuation, the current gap is justified. When your clients are Apple and the Pentagon (way better deal than the peanuts their competitors have gotten from the gov), it's time to pay attention and realize there's a top dog in the sector. It's an earnings surprise away from doubling, and with the money being committed to rare earths now, MP will have its pick of the litter of government-friendly companies and end up as a de facto defense contractor with a steady stream of cash. It will end up in the S&P 500. This one is on a special trajectory. Short calls, long calls and shares for me.

Larry Ellison keynote tomorrow had fucking better be a buttfukin 10 GAZILLION dolla AI infrastucturel deal announcement with all the hyperscalers, soverign states, US govt, your dog, my dog....COMBINED. Fully expect mah spread to hit...I will accept no less!

Yale hospital feeds you a hot dog after brain surgery. What a joke😂😂

Imagine getting liquidated last Friday because you’re into leveraged internet dog coins

MSFT.. thanks for being such a dog.... I wanted to continue my loosing streak!

Literally the only thing im not looking forward to when this shit eventually craps itself is watching all the "self made capitalists" beg like a beat dog for money and bailouts. "Wahhh daddy gov I just need a few billions. I dont want to sell my yatch! Investors are suing me because I sold them 1000+ PE garbage. Pleeeeeaaaaseee, its not my fault I had no risk management." Its pathetic, happens everytime, with wild gains comes the risk of wild loses. Is it too much to ask for one goddam market cycle where the wealthiest people in the world dont beg for money?

My collar’s blue but my account’s in red!! I’ve been trading like a dog tryna keep my family fed! 😔🤘

My dog of 13.5 years passed this weekend. He was at home and he had lots of cake and steak. Remember to love your loved ones my friends.

Hood is DOG SHIT!! what other apps do y'all recommend? Hood has literally fucked me out if $20,000 in the last 2 weeks

Amzn dog

i got a belly full of white dog crap and this is the shit you give me?

Dog, it's up more tonight than almost any day since April.

The dog is just lying here licking his balls.

Right now America and Trump isn't exactly looking good with the rest of the world but do all nations really want to imagine a world where China is top dog and calling the shots?

Wait till snoop dog wins the nobel of chemistry ... It's gonna be a big hold chain with a dish of a medal

So let me get this straight , poop dog coin drops 60% and then comes back over 100% from its day low, tf

This was the biggest down day since Reddit got rid of the big red dog emoji Felt unfulfilling

I see the sheer anxiety on my dog’s face when I ask, “Who’s a good boy!?” He’s like 70% sure I’ll say he is, but there’s also the chance I’ll say, “The neighbor’s border collie, Greg. Whom you hate. He’s a good boy.”

You’re telling me dumb ass dog ass internet coin was 9 cents ~1 hour ago and now it’s 18 cents?

No big dog. Its an L

Hot dog. $TRUMP down 80% is a matter of mere minutes.

Hasan viewers/fans must be regarded. They can just say they don't care he shocked his dog instead of saying he didn't do it. At least be honest.

Dude wtf you could have doubled your money on dog money in 10 minutes. What the hell is going on

I made so much fucking money off April. The moment he was standing next to an airplane and told a reporter, “Buy into the market now and get rich.” I went hard leveraged SPY and made 6-figures within a few weeks. Watch for those dog whistles.

Quick pound as many Tylenol as possible and chase it with hot dog water to make the voices go away!

Fucking more bullshit dropping in afterhours. Such a dog shit day.

Some of these dog shit stocks shoulda fell a lot more to be fair 

biggest red day, from peak to bottom, we've had since f'n April. some bid dog was like... alright, i think im gonna cash out now at ATH and the algos ran with it. we'll v up

Sell everything including your dog and cat

Dump dog sht companies which have no revenue or model like rigeti and others

Plies my dog interlude is how I would say I feel about my stocks I own shares in

I dropped $100 today but didn't pick it up because it landed in a pile of dog poo

You dirty dog What percentage up

Tom from Blink 182 is such a deep and emotional lyricist. When I listened to the song “fuck a dog” and when he said “I wanna fuck a dog in the ass” I really understood that it’s an analogy for the societal frustration that was building do to civil unrest and the transition away from an attainable American dream. When he followed it up with “I tried to fuck your mom in the ass” I could feel the deep sadness and pain that Tom had been going through being unable to provide love and security for the people around him. Finally, when he said “I tried to fuck your dad in the ass” I had an epiphany that the allegory of the cave was actually reality and we are only seeing the world through the eyes of a dog fucker (oppressed low status slaves). Shits deep man.

Babe the dog accidentally clicked that buy order with 90% of our savings it’s not my fault

If $MEME does what it did yesterday after hours I’ll lick white dog shit