DOG

You will never look at eating a hot dog the same way after you watch that movie!

Reach for Jura Button then Downward dog Upward QS Slam Dunk Sleep You?

Just for the sake of sanity, i hope so. Good luck, and dog bless

I love cuddling and sleeping with my dog It's so therapeutic & cheaper compared to sleeping with a real woman so I can have more money for my stocks 😌 ☺️ 🤗 😊

Everytime I think of Elon my eyes well up with tears. We have never had a greater American than him. We don’t deserve someone who works so diligently and selflessly to create value for shareholders. Each night I tuck my dog into bed and remind her that Elon is still working late at night burning the midnight oil so that I can buy more Eukanuba Chicken and Rice formula for her food bowl

at least once per day my dog yeets every single pillow off our couch. It’s kinda great

What I've done today: Wake up at 11 AM ⏰️ Walk my dog in the woods 🐕 Read the stock market news 🥸 Masturbate 2x ☺️ Browse escort ads 💋 It's now 4:30 PM

Hot dog water and Tylenol make the voices go away!

My grandma puts my Tylenol in a raw hot dog to make sure I eat it.

Dog I just said they’re playing with the laws of physics. Obviously they’re a lottery ticket. We have no fucking clue how to value them. They’re either worth 0 or a trillion dollars. In five years. Now price it today. Insanity.

Why? I have a wonderful dog. My wife is the problem.

This is some dog shit movement lmfao

Why is TSLA dog turds now

Scared my dog

Oh god its the dog shit Friday theta movement lmfao

I was trying to ghost ride my whip and ran over my dog. 😕

The market doesn't care about our plans lol What are you gonna do? Yolo on some dog shit and lose your ass?

Costco hot dog lines round the block

300% same day gain on TSLR puts. Feels so good when this dog shit company tanks

Big Dog BITF

RDDT you dirty dog breakout

So let me get this straight - Google is dog shit, and Tesla is dog shit wrapped in cat shit?

amzn is such a piece of dog shit omg

Soon TSLA dog shit delivery numbers= +5%

#u/unhappyreach_ licks his dog on the mouf after it kissed its bunghole LMAO 🤌

This girl I know from the gym posted a pic of her kissing her dog on the mouth. Thats pretty weird right

might sprinkle some on phillies series win if they're the dog

Yeah yeah. You're one of the only coherent people here. You MTB with your dog. It's sick. I just want to know how you're winning so I can make like $15-20k and stop short term trading and get back to biking with my dog.

Uh rolls Royce what dat dog doin

The AI summaries of your texts on the iPhone are so weird and kinda dehumanizing. “Photos shared of dogs. Fun was had at dog park.” “Dinner reservations canceled. Excitement about new guy met on Tinder with large appendage. Apologies expressed. Expresses kind sentiments about your future prospects.”

I prefer the "Beware of dog" sign over the "Beware of the dog" sign.

I gave my dog and bath and now she hates me. I’m other news UUUU is reborn

I'm a dog walker myself and I'm thinking about teaching philosophy, critical thinking, stuff like that.

AMZN might be the doggiest dog shit stonk I invested in

rddt is total dog shit lol

Sick as a dog 🐶 might call off work and just trade, drink beer all day 🍻