DT

Bro, how do you do it? It’s so hard to hold zero DT options especially SPX or NDX.

Fuck DT

Talking about processed food and obesity as DT looks on...priceless.

DT: And now, everyone take a moment to say something nice about me.

>Arizona doesn’t change time Arizona officially the smartest state. I don't understand why we don't pick DT or ST and stick to it permanently as a country.

There’s no way it is a coincidence that DT is in Asia cutting deals right before all of the huge tech companies report earnings. SPY 700 EoW

AMZN won't pump even after DT saying tariffs aren't sustainable

DT & Xi should each be given a little red wagon and a hill. Whoever turns last wins the trade war.

DT said it’s all good guys no worries

I’m going to watch the market go green at the beginning of the day because of the DT post, then buying puts

Shot my shot after hours. I'm betting DT begs Xi on the phone in the morning and brags he negotiated a trade peace. DIS HOOD AMD. I was feeling ballsy.

DT becomes the biggest investor in corn. Imagine weakening the dollar so corn rises and now, you get filthy rich off it

wonder if DT will start panicking if we see consecutive -1% red days because of shutdown

after the ADP numbers, DT gave SPY CEO a call and fixed the glitch