FA

Never taking FA on RDDT again

#FA

#arent you the fa that kept saying a crash was coming since April’s low? LMAO 🤌

#all the fa bers out tonight coping real hard LMAO 🤌

Looking for FA, would buying weekly calls at this point on BYND yield any return or just regarded

#fa bers hacked AWS servers cuz their poots are ded LMAO 🤌

#imagine being a fa ber who bought fa puts cuz they want to live out a fa fantasy LMAO 🤌

#good thing I bought calls and not poots like fa bers LMAO 🤌

#remember when fa bers were calling for a crash last week LMAO 🤌

#lowkey bers are fa LMAO 🤌

#fa bers looking really retarded with their stupid poots LMAO 🤌

#bunch of fa bers in here who never touched a woahman before LMAO 🤌

#futes are futing but fa bers are still here LMAO 🤌

#remember when stupid fa bers thot the picnic protests were gonna crash market LMAO 🤌

#still waiting on protests to crash the market stupid fa bers LMAO 🤌

Weekend fa ber cope: “snap & ebt getting cut so the poors that don’t work and rely on free hand-outs will crash the market” #LMAO 🤌

#still waiting on protests to crash the market stupid fa bers LMAO 🤌

“You hear that fa ber…that is the sound of inevitability…that is the sound of Jeromy Powell’s money printer. It is inevitable.” — something something ber r fuk LMAO 🤌

“The weekend protests are going to be so yuge, so big, gonna cause a market crash” 🫲👄🫱 — some fa blue haired ber LMAO 🤌

“The weekend protests” LMAO 🤌 Imagine believing the world gaf about blue haired fa LMAO 🤌

This could really be the big one. Support looking very shaky and with some prolonged selling this could get very ugly fast. SPY back to 600 by Friday if we see the VWAP… JK - buy the dip fa*gots 👴🏻

Buy the dip fa>!m!< \-Warren Buffet

I predict Monday to be slightly red or flat. Not fa.

HOOD calls, I know fa sho they exercising all the puts they snatched away at 330

guh-re–mi–fa–sol–la–ti–rope

Buy the dip on ASML, crazy earnings coming next week. Not fa.

I see 🥭 has a roundtable discussion tomorrow where he will be discussing his anti-antifa stance. I guess that means puts on antifa, and calls on fa. Now let me just Google what fa is short for...Oh.

GLD is not a bubble and is just getting started. We might actually go back to the gold standard in 50 years. Not fa.

Who’s the downdooting fa** 😤

God, just lemme hit a few absolute bangers. Get me to 500k, I’ll pay off all my debts. Then start shoveling even more into less degenerate ideas. (I still would try to do it all again tho fa sho on the side)

we don't offer FA here, we only shitpost sir.

Chat: Investors & FA guys are basically a bunch of monkeys who don't understand the poker game. Imagine downvoting a mathematically provable theorem because you disagree lol. Math doesn't lie tho. Trading maps 1:1 to poker (no meme). It's literally the exact same game. Ya'll think you're investing... play the dominate game or get fucked. Why do you think \~92% of you underperform a "buy and hold an index" strategy??? Ya'll have no idea wtf game you playing.

the best is when FA guys downvote you because they don't understand poker / risk / odds. Great fun.

#where are the fa bers who were yelling market crash cuz of govt shutdown? LMAO 🤌