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Fiserv Put Holders = Money hack

Market makers need that nice even 6900 close on spx, but I’d also appreciate 6969. Hedgies recapitulating could move the needle. That .25% cut getting people excited. Then when rates are back to zero where they belong, money printer on infinite fiat hack, absolute rip for actual bubble when we blast through record breaking p/e ratio

Life hack - create an echo chamber sub so y’all can hanky pank together. Alternatively, smarten up. Contrarian views often provide new opportunities

shorting btc is like a free $ hack. Same pattern as last week when it topped at $115k. Added to short and will take some off at 105-109k later this week.

Just but mag7 is the only life hack you need

btc non-stop dumping past 3 hours despite market closing strong. Long tech , short btc always printing. That is the ultimate trading hack.

Yea and it’ll take a decades to mine it out. Just like it’ll take decades to get quantum computing to hack btc.

Nicotine does nothing but hack your brain into addiction. You eventually need it regularly to feel "normal". From that point on it's a wallet and health-draining habit that's really difficult to kick.

When times are tough, jerk off. When times are good, jerk off. Life hack 101

another halt they cant hack it

the hack was already priced in 🫳

Autism Alert: AWS was a Chyna hack

Chinese retribution for the US timecenter hack yesterday?

I found this neat life-hack where I just buy $3 candy bars and a gallon jug of pistachios for the same price as that candy bar lol

Being born into a wealthy family is such a life hack, some of y’all need to try it sometime 🙂‍↔️

u/sadtraderlol >Tell me you have no friends or family without telling me you have no friends and family. People who flee to a third world country from the US have no real ties here. And they couldn't hack it.

Unless quantum nerds can hack it (they can’t because quantum is a fake scam) crypto is going back to all time highs sooner or later so buy some HOOD or IBIT or COIN or whatever. Maybe not MSTR tho

So basically your life hack to make money.....is to get a job....well done sherlock, well done

Why 🌽 stuck? The hack last Friday really made kids yippy -.-

Guys if your portfolio is down just bet the amount you’re down on a single blackjack hand in an online casino. I just did it and it worked for me, infinite money hack discovered

I survived the YouTube crash/hack of 7-715pm

Imagine the stock market devastation if China found a way to hack all the A.I. data centers and disable them lol

I'm trying to hack mangos Twitter so I can write a tweet that pumps the market. Any idea what his password may be? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

maybe we can get the anon bois on 4chan to hack truth social & get them to ddos it for like two weeks so we can have straight green days again

He 100 percent right. Explain other day..export driven economy no chance consumer driven economy. They lose export them no economy. Us pay more shift supply chain. consumer feel some pain.. China no even make jet engine..no make decent chip. If tech advance because hack. They paper dragon.

Can’t someone just hack trumps twitter and truth social and say something like DEAL WITH CHINA NO MORE TARRIFS EVER AGAIN. And then we all make money?

IM GREEDY AND IM BUYING 680 0DTE SPY CALLS AND THEY WILL HIT OR ILL HACK TRUMO TRUTH ACCOUNT AND MAKE A DEAL UP

This is 🥭infinite money loop hack. Threaten tariffs on Chyna, market dips. Delayed tariffs for 90 days, market rips.

Wow, bull calls lol. Free money hack 😁

Day trading is like a hack.. To lose money

GDX calls equate to free money right now this is a life hack retard MMs are really trying to suppress the mark (down 1.5%) for the most undervalued ETF on the exchange not guna happen!

Life hack for the balls: do not forget the ladies 

life hack for the ladies. do not forget the balls

stonks only go up, buy calls every day, infinite money hack