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Is this real life? Like you can't make this up TRUMP ACCUSES BIDEN OF USING AUTOPEN TO SIGN SOME FED APPOINTMENTS INCLUDING POWELL, "WILL LOOK INTO IT"

“Good afternoon. My colleagues and I remain squarely focused on achieving our dual-mandate goals of maximum employment and stable prices for the benefit of the American people. Unfortunately 🥭 doesn’t see it the same way and has withheld crucial data that we need to make sound decisions.” So for the next hour I’ll just sit here and JORK IT, while you guys watch.”

me BUT MAKE IT $MSFT + $AMZN

THE DAY I met you there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster yesterday i saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept AND SUDDENLY IT HIT ME THE GREAT WHITE BAT HAS GREAT WHITE GUANO

#SUCK IT **DEGENERATIONNNNNNNNNN**

6 QUARTERS IN A ROW OF BEATING EARNINGS AND IT DUMPS! WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

they bot? DAMP IT

HOLY FUCK EITHER TANK IT OR DONT

IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!

WHAT DO WE WANT? VIX80 WHEN DO WE WANT IT? any time now would be great actually

IT IS A SERIES OF TUBES

#LET IT GO SPY 🤙🏿

YOU THOUGHT THEY WOULD LET IT GO DOWN WHEN THEY HOLD ALL THE SHARES LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

If it floats, flies or fucks ... >!RENT IT!<

252P SEND IT WILL CLOSE IN 2 HOURS MARKET WENT UP FOR AN HOUR AND HALF IT WILL GO DOWN

WHY MARKET DONT JUST GO UP ALL THE TIME LIKE IT USED TO, CUH??!

PUMP IT SILVER 60, 61 62 63 LETS GO

666 BURN IT ALL 🐻🔥

All the 7000 by year end clowns that went on Bloomberg for their 2 secs of fame. Where are you? WHERE IS YOUR SKIN IN THIS GAME? Show me the block numbers....DO IT.

Made my $15 for the day. Time to attempt to stay conscience at my IT desk for the next 6 hours. Too damn hot in here + no REM last night = a bad time. Caffeine does nothing for me. :(

its long squeeze o'clock. DAMP IT

Fkin gutless institutional clowns jacking NVDA around in the after hours/premarket. DO IT IN THE RTH you swine!

KEEP IT CLOSED 🚨🚨🚨🚨

🦍DO NOT GET IT TWISTED. 🛑DO NOT TRADE, DO NOT START TRADING.🛑TRADING IS ENTERTAINMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT ONLY. 🍿YOU WONT BREAKEVEN, YOU WONT WIN. ❌❌YOU WONT DO ANY OF THAT. YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU WILL ONLY GO INTO MARGIN DEBT AND RUIN YOUR LIFE

🦍DO NOT GET IT TWISTED. 🛑DO NOT TRADE, DO NOT START TRADING.🛑TRADING IS ENTERTAINMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT ONLY. 🍿YOU WONT BREAKEVEN, YOU WONT WIN. ❌❌YOU WONT DO ANY OF THAT. YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU WILL ONLY GO INTO MARGIN DEBT AND RUIN YOUR LIFE

MY FRIENDS LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I BOUGHT THIS PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE THAT CUTS MY ENERGY BILL IN HALF AND DOES MY TAXES FOR ME. THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT IT

IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT NK GIRLS FIND BALD STOCKY MEN ATTRACTIVE. SHE SAID ITS BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T TRADITIONALLY BE ABLE TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME BALD, OR BE RICH ENOUGH TO BECOME FAT, SO THOSE TRAITS ARE ATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN THERE. I NEED TO BECOME AN NK CITIZEN ASAP.

THE MOON BROTHER. IT IS IN REACH.

I mean the 'literally nobody likes them' is why I bought google at $150. I don't think enterprise stops paying IT bills. I'm a believer in the IT-ification of all companies

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

As a bull, ***corruption is only bad if*** I am not involved. If I am part of that ***corruption***, **I DEFEND IT**

OMG GUYS ACCORDING TO THE LATEST SPY TRADES IT IS CLEAR THAT # Bers r fuk

I’m sick of Nvdia SICK OF IT !

WSB in the AM: "just buy the dip"... WSB in the PM: "IT KEEPS DIPPIN', AND I'M OUTTA FUNDS!!!"

DAMP IT!!!

ONDS KEEP IT PUSHING

THE V IS COMING I SWEAR I READ IT IN MY BIBLE

By 2028-2030, we are going to bring all manufacturing back from China to US and IT jobs from India to US and give it to Robots and AI working for cheap for large corporations

me: buys calls market: he bought? DUMP IT, no actually nvm CRASH IT 10% in 1week on a stock that has 25% IV for 60dte

#WHAT THE FUCK GAY ASS $SPY DRAGGING META DOWN WITH IT

PAMP IT

Condom ICE CREAM hitting the public markets today! This one feels primed for meme activity. DO IT fuckas....WE NEED THE LOLS!

CHECK IT

JUST IN: SANTA SLEIGH SHOT DOWN BY US FORCE SHORTLY AFTER BEING DENIED ENTRY TO THE U.S. 🥭 ADMINISTRATION STATED IT FLEW FROM VENEZUELA AND IT IS BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN SMUGGLING FENTANYL TO AMERICAN KIDS

By 2028-2030, we are going to bring all manufacturing back from China to US and IT jobs from India to US and give it to Robots and AI working for cheap for large corporations

OPEN THE AFTER HOURS TRADING NOW SO I CAN SELL NETFLIX BEFORE IT GOES DOWN PLEASE

Overcooked salmon tastes like cheap fish, that's why I always tell my friends I LIKE IT RAW!!!

FUCK IT CALLS AT OPEN INVERSE MICHAEL BURRY

GET READY 2 DUMP IT

YOU’LL BE MARRIED IN A YEAR IN THE SUBURBS, WITH A KID ON THE WAY IN 3, CONVINCING YOURSELF YOUR LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM, AND I’LL BE DANCING OUT IN CALIFORNIA THE GUY WHO GOT 🌽 ALLLL WRONG, CONVINCING MYSELF THAT ONE DAY I’LL DUMP IT ALL GONE