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YOOOO PAMP IT 🤑🤑🤑
I like to lose it lose it 🎶 He like to LOSE IT 📉
I like to lose it lose it 🎶 He like to LOSE IT 📉
This drop is good for my SPY call credit spread. But as an American, HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH...
This drop is good for my SPY call credit spread. But as an American, HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
OMG IT'S MONDAY EVERYBODY PANIC SELL IT ALL EAT THE CHILDREN
OMG IT'S MONDAY EVERYBODY PANIC SELL IT ALL EAT THE CHILDREN
BERS THIS IS IT ?? THE DROP OF ALL DROPS ?? LMAO
BERS THIS IS IT ?? THE DROP OF ALL DROPS ?? LMAO
LMAO LOOK AT IT GOOOOOO
LMAO LOOK AT IT GOOOOOO
God DAMN ALL THESE MAP APPS ARE GARBAGE POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, PUTS ON AAPL SHORT IT TO Z...
God DAMN ALL THESE MAP APPS ARE GARBAGE POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, PUTS ON AAPL SHORT IT TO ZERO!!!!!!
DOING SPLITS ON IT 😩
DOING SPLITS ON IT 😩
Yes. This one time...I went out for drinks with a hot Persian woman. After I reached out for a hug a...
Yes. This one time...I went out for drinks with a hot Persian woman. After I reached out for a hug and a kiss...she put a hand down my pants to grab my third leg. SHE WANTED THE D...and she GOT IT!!
Jesus Christ even seeing more fat Asian women now. CAN YOU AMERICANS STOP MAKING EVERYTHING FAT, MAY...
Jesus Christ even seeing more fat Asian women now. CAN YOU AMERICANS STOP MAKING EVERYTHING FAT, MAYBE YOU FUKS NEED A GREAT DEPRESSION BUT THIS TIME IT WILL BE THE GREAT DIET
Just EAT IT!!!!
THIs! Monopoly 3% of very large transactions to fill out forms everyone can get online. Keeping tons...
THIs! Monopoly 3% of very large transactions to fill out forms everyone can get online. Keeping tons from selling as the seller pays 3% to agent working against their interest. I. DO. NOT. GET. WHY. IT. STILL. EXISTS. My only hope for OPEN is that it will eliminate real estate agents and their grip on the housing market.
I experienced it before IT happened. I witnessed the birth of a cult. It was entertaining. Then horr...
I experienced it before IT happened. I witnessed the birth of a cult. It was entertaining. Then horrifying.
:screech: I'M GONNA FREAK THE FUCK OUT IF I DON'T SEE S&P -40% TOMORROW!!! IT WAS PROMISED TO ME 300...
:screech: I'M GONNA FREAK THE FUCK OUT IF I DON'T SEE S&P -40% TOMORROW!!! IT WAS PROMISED TO ME 3000 YEARS AGO!!!
NOW SELL IT ALL BACK 🫴
NOW SELL IT ALL BACK 🫴
imo AI should get rid of IT department. I solved my own VPN issues last night while my ticket with I...
imo AI should get rid of IT department. I solved my own VPN issues last night while my ticket with IT has been pending for over a week. These guys do abosolutely nothing but post memes of users online. LMAO.
# BRAND NEW BAG FOR PEARL BUT I DIDNT PAY FOR IT
# BRAND NEW BAG FOR PEARL BUT I DIDNT PAY FOR IT
Tell me we are so fucking back, I NEED IT
Tell me we are so fucking back, I NEED IT
My IT dept sucks big time. what a waste of department. they cant fuken solve some basic VPN issues i...
My IT dept sucks big time. what a waste of department. they cant fuken solve some basic VPN issues i am having so here i am troubleshooting my own issues with Gemini.
YOU DID IT
# IF YOU OPEN YOUR KID A 🥭 ACCOUNT 2.5 MONTHS AGO, IT WOULD BE UP 2.67% SINCE
# IF YOU OPEN YOUR KID A 🥭 ACCOUNT 2.5 MONTHS AGO, IT WOULD BE UP 2.67% SINCE
NOW DUMP IT
WE HAVE A LOT OF ECONOMIC DATA COMING OUT NEXT WEEK. I AM SURE IT WILL BE REALLY GREAT.
WE HAVE A LOT OF ECONOMIC DATA COMING OUT NEXT WEEK. I AM SURE IT WILL BE REALLY GREAT.
PAMP IT !!!@
HERE IT GOES PUMP PUMP PUMP
HERE IT GOES PUMP PUMP PUMP
bro this is literally fucking deja vu from yesterday, and the day before, and the last 3 months. HOL...
bro this is literally fucking deja vu from yesterday, and the day before, and the last 3 months. HOLY FUCK MAKE IT STOP
PAMP IT
A LOT OF GREAT PEOPLE -- REALLY INCREDIBLE PEOPLE -- ARE SAYING THE UNITED STATES HAS STRAIGHTENED O...
A LOT OF GREAT PEOPLE -- REALLY INCREDIBLE PEOPLE -- ARE SAYING THE UNITED STATES HAS STRAIGHTENED OUT HORMUZ. IT IS NO LONGER GAY. IT IS NOW VERY STRAIGHT AND JACKED AND AMONG THE "HOTTEST" IN THE WORLD!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
hehehehehehe sold at a loss? PAMP IT
hehehehehehe sold at a loss? PAMP IT
JUST LET IT DUMP YOU FOOKS
JUST LET IT DUMP YOU FOOKS
SPY IS PLAYING WITH IT STOP PLAYING WITH IT
SPY IS PLAYING WITH IT STOP PLAYING WITH IT
# IT'S GIVING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ON PUTS # I'VE BEEN SCREECHING IN HERE TO BUY SPY CALLS SINCE 201...
# IT'S GIVING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ON PUTS # I'VE BEEN SCREECHING IN HERE TO BUY SPY CALLS SINCE 2014 IT WOULD TAKE A LONG FUCKING TIME FOR ME TO BE LIQUIDATED
#CRANK IT 🔊 🔊 🔊
THETA DAY NOW!!! THETAGANG DOES IT AGAIN!!! :screech: :rich: :rich: SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK! :exit: :...
THETA DAY NOW!!! THETAGANG DOES IT AGAIN!!! :screech: :rich: :rich: SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK! :exit: :exit:
Look, you all have been bitching about interest rates far too long. Do interest rates matter, yes, ...
Look, you all have been bitching about interest rates far too long. Do interest rates matter, yes, do they matter in the sense that they will crash the stock market....NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! So, lets just say interest rates jump 5%.....that means that a company will have to pay 5% more for their debt....5 fucking percent....you idiots take a 25% car loan and think it's a good deal.....IT IS NOTHING IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, RATES ARE JUST A SCARY THING TO GET CLICKS/VIEWS.
🥭, I need another peace deal for my calls, GET ON IT
🥭, I need another peace deal for my calls, GET ON IT
WTF PAMP IT😭
QQQ CALLS RN IT WIL PUMP,
QQQ CALLS RN IT WIL PUMP,
Me: What’s the difference between a toilet and a curtain? Ber: I don’t know Me: SO IT WAS YOU
Me: What’s the difference between a toilet and a curtain? Ber: I don’t know Me: SO IT WAS YOU
STOPID BER NEVER LEARNS, TODAY WE SHOW THE NON-AMERICAN WORLD HOW WE DO IT. PAMP IT FOR AMERICA YOU ...
STOPID BER NEVER LEARNS, TODAY WE SHOW THE NON-AMERICAN WORLD HOW WE DO IT. PAMP IT FOR AMERICA YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!!
PAMP IT, the last fake pump. This is the end of BOL week, next week BER fun starting
PAMP IT, the last fake pump. This is the end of BOL week, next week BER fun starting
PUMP IT UP
🚨 TL;DR: THE BOND MARKET HAS ENTERED THE CHAT AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT VIBING 🚨
🚨 TL;DR: THE BOND MARKET HAS ENTERED THE CHAT AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT VIBING 🚨 Alright regards, put down the 0DTE calls for approximately 90 seconds because the U.S. Treasury market is doing something spicy. The 10-year Treasury yield has gone: 📈📈📈📈📈 And everyone is asking: "WHY BOND NUMBER GO UP?" First lesson: When Treasury yields go up, bond prices go down. Congratulations. You now understand fixed income better than half of Reddit. 🏦 THE FED: "EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL" Fed Chair Kevin Warsh and the Fed control the short end of the curve. Fed: "Inflation is elevated but we're monitoring the situation." "The economy remains resilient." "We have the tools." Bond market: LMAOOOOOOOO 10Y: 5%+ 30Y: HOLD MY BEER 🍺 The Fed can bully overnight rates around. But when Uncle Sam walks into the bond market asking: "Hey bro can I borrow another trillion?" the market gets to decide what yield makes that proposition attractive. And the market currently appears to be saying: "Absolutely, king. That'll be 5%+." 🇺🇸 UNCLE SAM'S CREDIT CARD HAS ENTERED THE CHAT Federal debt: \~$40 TRILLION Government: "We should probably address that." Also government: 💳💳💳💳💳💳💳💳 Treasury: "Who wants some 30-year bonds?" Bond traders: "What's the yield?" Treasury: "4%?" Bond traders: 😂 Treasury: "4.5%?" Bond traders: 😂😂 Treasury: "5%?" Bond traders: 👀 This is called: PRICE DISCOVERY, KIDS. 💵 BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE Remember 2020? M2 money supply: 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Government: STIMULUS Fed: QE Congress: MORE STIMULUS Everyone: MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRR Economy: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Inflation: "Bonjour." Policymakers: "This should be temporary." Inflation: "I LIVE HERE NOW." 🛢️ THEN THE ENERGY MARKET SAID "F\*\*\* YOUR SOFT LANDING" Just when inflation was supposed to quietly crawl back into its cage: WAR STRAIT OF HORMUZ PROBLEMS REFINERY PROBLEMS OIL $100+ And then diesel walks into the room. Diesel: "Sup nerds." RECORD PRICES. And diesel isn't just Chad's lifted F-350 rolling coal outside Applebee's. Diesel moves: 🚛 Trucks 🚜 Farms 🏗️ Construction ⛏️ Mining 🚢 Freight 🏭 Manufacturing 🚂 Rail 📦 Basically your entire Amazon addiction So diesel goes: 📈 Truckers: "Guess we're charging more." Companies: "Guess we're charging more." Walmart: "Guess we're charging more." Consumer: "BRO I ALREADY PUT GROCERIES ON KLARNA." 🤡 WARSH NOW HAS A SMALL PROBLEM Normally: Economy 💩 Fed: CUT RATES Stocks: 🚀🚀🚀🚀 Everyone: 🥳🥳🥳 Except now imagine: GDP 📉 Jobs 📉 Consumer 📉 BUT Oil 📈 Diesel 📈 Inflation 📈 Warsh: "...well, shit." Because cutting rates into another inflation shock is how you unlock the secret DLC: 🎮 STAGFLATION Low growth. High inflation. Expensive money. Everyone miserable. Achievement unlocked. 🏠 MEANWHILE THE 10-YEAR IS OUT HERE COMMITTING WAR CRIMES AGAINST MORTGAGES 10Y: 📈 Mortgage rates: 📈 Homebuyer: "I'd like to purchase this charming 1,600 sq ft starter home." Realtor: "$687,000." Homebuyer: "Excellent. What's the payment?" Bank: "$4,900." Homebuyer: "I WILL SIMPLY DIE." 🏢 CORPORATE AMERICA GETS TO PLAY TOO Company borrowed money at 3%. Debt matures. Company: "Hello bank, I'd like another loan." Bank: "Absolutely." Company: 🥰 Bank: "8%." Company: 💀 CFO: "Johnson." Johnson: "Yes?" CFO: "Remember those 800 employees?" Johnson: "Yes." CFO: "We don't anymore." 👨💼 AND THIS IS WHERE THE RECESSION THESIS GETS INTERESTING Consumer currently getting punched by: 🥊 Gas 🥊 Food 🥊 Insurance 🥊 Housing 🥊 Credit cards 🥊 Auto loans 🥊 Energy Eventually Consumer says: "Perhaps I don't need another $1,400 iPhone." Apple: 🤨 Consumer: "Perhaps I don't need a new car." Ford: 🤨 Consumer: "Perhaps I'll cook tonight." Restaurant: 🤨 Revenue: 📉 Margins: 📉 Hiring: 📉 Layoffs: 📈 Consumer spending: 📉📉 Revenue: 📉📉 Layoffs: 📈📈 Congratulations. You have discovered the: 🔄 RECESSION FEEDBACK LOOP 🚨 BUT WAIT, BEARS 🚨 Before every 🌈🐻 on Reddit begins furiously calculating how many Lambos their SPY puts are going to buy: THE ECONOMY HASN'T ACTUALLY BROKEN YET. That's important. People are still working. People are still spending. Businesses are still investing. AI capex is enormous. Economic activity has remained surprisingly resilient. So: "RECESSION GUARANTEED TOMORROW" is currently: 🌈🐻 FAN FICTION. The economy has been eating punches like prime Mike Tyson. 🧠 HERE'S THE ACTUAL BATTLE Two gigantic forces are currently arm wrestling. 🔴 CORNER #1: INFLATION / FISCAL / ENERGY CHAD Oil 📈 Diesel 📈 Inflation 📈 Deficits 📈 Treasury issuance 📈 Term premium 📈 Result: 10Y 📈📈📈 🔵 CORNER #2: RECESSION CHAD Jobs 📉 Consumption 📉 GDP 📉 Inflation eventually 📉 Fed cuts ✂️ Institutions panic-buy Treasuries Result: 10Y 📉📉📉 Right now: 🔴 INFLATION/FISCAL CHAD IS WINNING. But here's where things could get hilarious. The 10-year keeps climbing. 5%. 5.5%. 6%. Mortgage rates: 💀 Corporate refinancing: 💀 Commercial real estate: 💀 Consumer credit: 💀 Stock valuations: 👀 Federal interest expense: 😬 Eventually the high rates themselves potentially cause: ECONOMY.EXE HAS STOPPED RESPONDING Then suddenly the bond market goes: "WAIT." "Growth is collapsing?" "Unemployment is rising?" "Inflation might finally collapse?" "WARSH CUTS INCOMING?" And every institution that was dumping Treasuries suddenly: BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY Bond prices: 🚀🚀🚀🚀 Yields: 📉📉📉📉 CNBC narrative changes overnight from: "INFLATION IS BACK" to: "HOLY SHIT ARE WE IN A RECESSION?" 🧮 THE WHOLE THING IN ONE HIGHLY REGARDED EQUATION Money printer + fiscal deficits + Treasury issuance + energy shock + inflation ⬇️ Bond investors demand more yield ⬇️ 10Y 🚀 ⬇️ Mortgages + corporate debt + consumer credit 🚀 ⬇️ Economy gets progressively kicked in the nuts ⬇️ Consumer eventually stops consuming ⬇️ Businesses stop businessing ⬇️ Jobs stop jobbing ⬇️ GDP stops GDPing ⬇️ Warsh: "Gentlemen, perhaps we have cooked this motherf\*\*\*er." ⬇️ Fed cuts ⬇️ Treasuries 🚀 ⬇️ CNBC: "NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING" Reddit: WE LITERALLY POSTED ABOUT IT 11 MONTHS AGO 🦍 TL;DR OF THE TL;DR Fed controls the short end. Bond market controls the long end. Government needs gigantic amounts of money. Bond market wants more yield to provide it. Energy shock is making inflation harder to kill. Higher yields themselves tighten the economy. The economy has NOT broken yet. But the pressure gauge is rising. The real question isn't: "WHEN RECESSION?" It's: WHAT BREAKS FIRST? Inflation? Oil? Consumer? Employment? Credit? Housing? Treasury market? Or somehow absolutely nothing breaks and America once again performs the greatest economic shitpost in recorded history: 🇺🇸🦅 SOFT LANDING 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 🦅🇺🇸 WARSH somehow sticks the landing. SPY goes to infinity. Bears return to hibernation. Your neighbor refinances his F-250 for 96 months. Housing somehow gets even more expensive. CNBC declares the consumer "resilient" for the 847th consecutive day. And everyone who spent six months learning about Treasury term premium goes straight back to buying calls on companies with no earnings. GODSPEED, REGARDS. 🫡🦍
DUMP IT TOMORROW
> I'M GONNA DIP MY PENIS IN SUGAR WATER AND LET BUTTERFLIES LAND ON IT 🦋🦋🦋
> I'M GONNA DIP MY PENIS IN SUGAR WATER AND LET BUTTERFLIES LAND ON IT 🦋🦋🦋
I fucking KNEW IT.
Me too ! I recently retired from a career in IT where we had a mix of off the shelf solutions and TO...
Me too ! I recently retired from a career in IT where we had a mix of off the shelf solutions and TONS of in-house apps ranging from 1980s Mainframe, 1990s Visual Basic, ASP pages, 2000s c#Dot.Net, and everything in between. An employer who thought : "It's old code so it should be cheaper to maintain" Like yeah buddy all those people who wrote visual basic never learned another language and are sitting around hoping for a call to work for $20/hr. I wouldn't go back at fucking gun-point.
I work in a hospital. I just realized my IT admin people probably know I'm visiting WSB all the time
I work in a hospital. I just realized my IT admin people probably know I'm visiting WSB all the time
Hey Automoderator 🤖 Suck IT!! 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
Hey Automoderator 🤖 Suck IT!! 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
IT IS KNOW FROM THE SCRIPTURES THAT WEN BERS ARE TO COCKY WITH THEIR CIRCUIT BREAKER TALK WE PUMP LI...
IT IS KNOW FROM THE SCRIPTURES THAT WEN BERS ARE TO COCKY WITH THEIR CIRCUIT BREAKER TALK WE PUMP LIKE NEVER BEFORE. ACT ACCORDINGLY.