IT

I remember when women used to make me feel this way OPEN IT

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS AT 9:45

LET IT BEGIN

IT WOULD MAKE THE MOST SENSE FOR THE MARKETS TO RETURN ALL THE GAINS FROM THE PAST TWO DAYS THATS WHY ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Hell yeah Joe Budden. PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP

Friendly reminder: IT ONLY GETS WORSE

IT WOULD MAKE THE MOST SENSE TO RETURN ALL THE GAINS FROM THE PAST TWO DAYS THATS WHY ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN

DUMP IT. DUMP IT. DUMP IT. WE NEED A -10% day.

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN

# MY ZSL AND XLE ARE GOING TO BE GREEN LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE, SO GREEN, PEOPLE ARE SAYING “SIR, HOW IS YOUR STONKS SO GREEN?” ITS REMARKABLE, REALLY, AND NONE OF YOU RETARDS COULD EVER HAVE DONE IT, EVER.

#IM GOING TO DIP MY TANKER IN HORMUZ WATER AND LET IRANIAN DRONES LAND ON IT

TAKE IT! Take another little Strait of Hormuz now babayyyy! 🎶

FUCKED AND I MEAN FUCKED BEEN SAYING IT FOR DAYS YOU FUCKS

DUMP IT

IT WAS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK GOOD FOR MID TERMS WHAT A PATHETIC RETARD 😭

UH OH HES COMPARING IT TO THE WORLD WARS HAHAHAHAHAHA

WE ARE BEHIND SCHEDULE. SAY IT

DUMMMMMMP IT

OPEN UP NATURALLY!!! REMEMBER, IT JUST OPEN UP NATURALLY

WIND IT UP MANGO THIS IS BORING

GET ON WITH IT. rambling on holy

NEVER BEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT. 😂😂 How does anyone believe this same verbiage

COMPLETION! CALLS IT IS!

SELL IT ALL. TONIGHT.

OH GOD HERE IT COMES IM SCARED 😭

NOW PAHMP IT

OK NO REAL PLAN GOT IT NEXT

IT IS NECESSARY ITS NOT OVER

OH FUCK IT'S NOTHING NEW DUMP IT

CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR KRABS

#WHY DO BEARS CONSTANTLY SAY "BAN BET IT" WHEN THEY THEMSELVES JUST YAP THEIR MOUTHS 24/7 AND JUST SIT ON THE SIDELINES TO SCARE TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE "THIS MARKET MAKES NO SENSE" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

DO IT!

I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THE FIRST ANNUAL CASHFLOW PEACE PRIZE AFTER ATRONG CONSIDERATION OF A LARGE POOL OF HIGHLY QUALIFIED APPLICANTS WE HAVE UNANIMOUSLY SELECTED CASHFLOW SUCK IT I WIN

I SHOULD BE THE RECIPIENT OF THE SECOND ANNUAL FIFA PEACE PRIZE THERE I SAID IT

#STOOPID BEARS NEVER HAPPY, THEY'LL MAKE MONEY ON PUTS FOR WEEKS, GET GREEDY AND LOSE IT ALL, THEN CRY THE MARKET MAKES NO SENSE LOL

DAMP. THE. IT.

it would also be funny if 🥭's speech was him reciting the lords prayer in perfect latin backwards while in the background horrors beyond human comprehension took place necessitating a UN quarantine zone in North America and a UN coalition military intervention to contain IT.

THAT RED MALIBU ROBERT PACKED IT LIKE A SHELBY

# ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR BER

RENAME IT THE STRAIGHT OF AMERICA YOU COWARD

1000000000% GROUND INVASION. 1000% I CAN LITERALLY SMELL IT IN THE AIR. RUBIO'S VIDEO WAS LITERALLY THE ULTIMATE "WE'RE PUTTING TROOPS ON THE GROUND" VIDEO EVER SEEN.

***DAMP IT*** goddammit!

US PRESIDENT URGED NATO NAVIES TO HELP REOPEN STRAIT OF HORMUZ BUT EUROPEAN CAPITALS REFUSED, SAYING IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE DURING ONGOING CONFLICT & "NOT OUR WAR" - FT TRUMP RESPONDED BY THREATENING TO CUT OFF SUPPLIES TO PURL, NATO'S ARMS PROCUREMENT EFFORT FOR UKRAINE BACKED BY EUROPEAN NATIONS – FT

I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA DO THE THING

Sir, they sold all the puts….. DAMP IT!!!!

‘APRIL FOOLS, IT WAS A BULL TRAP THE WHOLE TIME. NOW TOMORROW WILL BE A -5% DAY LOL’ MMs at closing because they’re the biggest fucking clowns around

REMEMBER HOW FOR THE LAST 4 WEEKS GHEY BERS TOOK EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO RUB IT IN YOUR FACE? AND NOW THEY'RE ALL IN THE COMMENTS SALTY AF BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TAKE IT WHEN ITS ON THEM! I REMEMBER!

PLEASE FASTEN YOU SEAT BELTS AS WE BEGIN OUR DECENT. WE ARE EXPERIENCING SIGNIFICANT TURBULENCE AND IT WILL BE A HARSH LANDING. THANK YOU AND ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT ✈️✈️✈️

I DUMPED THE FUCKING GLD CALLS AND IT GOES GREEN INSTANTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHAT?????

I-AH-TOLD-YA IT WAS FAKE