IT

THEY DONT EVEN GOT A FAKE V TO GIVE THATS HOW OVER IT IS HAHAHAH

Like, I'm surprised bulls seeing that overnight low liquidity pump on literally nothing, after seeing the weak ass TACO pumps last week, thought it would actually hold during regular session. No one gives a shit about how cHeAp $MSFT/$NVDA/$META has become fundamentally. IT'S ALL FUCKING VIBES.

He bought a call??? DUMP IT

DUMP IT!!!

YOU CAN DO IT SPY! GO RED

DUMP IT NOW

#IT IS TIME TO REDEEM

DO NOT REEDEEMM IT 

DAMPT IT!!!

my NVDA 1DTE calls x200 starts to PAY IT"S THE EASEST TRADE EVER

still time to FULL PORT NVDA 1DTE calls IT"S FREE MONEY FOR FUK SAKE

#LMAO BUL FELL FOR IT

Well look, its just stagflation and it sucks balls. They hike rates because inflation is running hot, that's monetarism and all the central bank knows to do. The opposite is COMMUNISM according to Austrian School economists so you're going to take your high-rate low growth economy and LIKE IT.

THIS IS HOW RECESSIONS START AND NO ONE WANTS TO SAY IT OUT LOUD. SUPPLY SHOCK INSTANT PUSH INFLATION, CONSUMER ALREADY DEAD CREDIT MAXED OUT AND NOW ENERGY PRICES SPIKE INTO A SLOWING ECONOMY PERFECT STORM BUT YEAH KEEP BTFD LIKE THIS IS JUST ANOTHER DIP FED CAN’T CUT WITH OIL MOONING SO WHAT NOW HIGH RATES + WEAK GROWTH = GAME OVER EARNINGS ABOUT TO GET REPRICED HARD AND NO ONE IS READY FOR IT SMART MONEY BEEN DE-RISKING FOR WEEKS BUT RETAIL STILL ALL IN THINKING ATH NEXT MONTH THIS IS NOT A BLACK SWAN THIS IS THE CYCLE TURNING AND YOU’RE WATCHING IT LIVE GOOD LUCK

DAMP IT

PUMP IT

IT S A TRAP

No, I’m saying IT WIL, go to the right

FOOL ME THREE TIME FUK THE PEACE SIGN LOAD THE CHOPPA LET IT RAIN ON U

You forgot the 15 point plan negotiated with someone IT.

TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS IN SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS WITH A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME TO END OUR MILITARY OPERATIONS IN IRAN. GREAT PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE BUT, IF FOR ANY REASON A DEAL IS NOT SHORTLY REACHED, WHICH IT PROBABLY WILL BE, AND IF THE HORMUZ STRAIT IS NOT IMMEDIATELY “OPEN FOR BUSINESS,” WE WILL CONCLUDE OUR LOVELY “STAY” IN IRAN BY BLOWING UP AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATING ALL OF THEIR ELECTRIC GENERATING PLANTS, OIL WELLS AND KHARG ISLAND (AND POSSIBLY ALL DESALINIZATION PLANTS!), WHICH WE HAVE PURPOSEFULLY NOT YET “TOUCHED.” THIS WILL BE IN RETRIBUTION FOR OUR MANY SOLDIERS, AND OTHERS, THAT IRAN HAS BUTCHERED AND KILLED OVER THE OLD REGIME’S 47 YEAR “REIGN OF TERROR.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

DON'T GIVE HER A LEMON SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT

I'M SELLING $100K OF AMZN WHEN MARKET OPENS AND PUTTING IT ALL INTO KRATOS DEFENSE. WE EITHER HOMELESS OR BUYING A LAMBO IN 5 YEARS WOOOOOOOO

STRAIGHT WAS CLOSED AND NOW RETARD TRYING TO REOPEN IT LMAOOO ART OF THE DEAL

WHY ARE FUTURES NOT DOWN MORE??? EVERY BER SAID THIS WAS IT THIS TIME!!!

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWNNNNNN

PICK IT UP BESSENT MARGIN IS CALLING

OIL 200$, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

i was down 30% so i sold everything and bought puts on friday. WE FINNA MAKE IT BACK THIS WEEK UH HUHH

IS IT FINALLY 🅱️UCKIN 🅱️APPENING? 👁️👄👁️

IT WAS ALL AN AUTISTIC KID'S DREAM is the only headline I would consider bullish as this point

Believe it or not. CALLS IT IS!

You guys gotta look at the TQQQ sub it’s either oh no IT fAlLinG fUkk or it’s gonna go below 20 and den imma load up n b rich m GENIuS

# BARON HAS PUTS BUT I CANT PROVE IT

* TRUMP: IF WE CHANGE THE DOW JONES AVERAGE TO THE DOW JONES MEDIAN, IT MAY GO UP THOUSANDS OF POINTS What the fuck

# THIS IS NOT A WAR ITS A MILITARY CONFLICT IT DOESNT COUNT

JAY JAY! DO IT NOW!!!

I HAVE THE BIGGEST BESTEST RED DAYS. EVERYONE SAYS IT

Reading some truly dire comments in here. I know I talk a lot of shit but hear me if you need this - _it is only money and it is not worth your life._ I promise. You can make it all back and then some. You cannot undo the permanent decision that is harming yourself. Find a friend. Go outside. Breathe the fresh air and understand _against all odds you are fucking ALIVE and AWARE OF IT._ Then revel in that joy. Share it with others. <3

When others lose money: *it’s not worth it, it’s just money. Take a deep breath and relax, it will be okay* When I lose money: *IM GONNA FUCKING END IT ALL AHHHHH*

GOOD NEWS IT ONLY GETS WORSE

**THIS. IS. IT.** https://preview.redd.it/p7k6t5yx8nrg1.png?width=616&format=png&auto=webp&s=c294baee7889afa9ece5df544df64c7386357c60

#I THOUGH WE WERE GONNA BE TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING DAME IT

THEY ARE SCARING THE HOES, MAKE IT STOP!!!!

SO MUCH WINNING I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

markets HATE IT when he does this one simple trick...

DHS bill rejected. DUMP IT

Things ponzi schemes say: * Stay the course * Dips are buying opportunities * Don't panic sell * Zoom out * Strong fundamentals * Historically the overall market has earned an average 7% returns each year * Market has always recovered * It's just a healthy pullback Truth: # THIS IS FUCKING IT. STOP PROVIDING EXIT LIQUIDITY AND SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN. GET THE FUCK OUT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE. GET THE FUCK OUT!!

IS THIS IT BEARS? IS THE BEGINNING OF THE BLACK FRIDAY WE WERE PROMISED?

Sir, the normies keep calling it Operation Epstein Fury and posting memes of you with down syndrome. What are we going to do? DUMP IT.