IT

REPORT ME. WRITE THEM A LETTER. DRAW A PICTURE OF ME AND SEND IT TO THEM I DONT CARE IM FUCKING CASHFLOW AND THEY CANT TOUCH ME

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN

BOLLS FELL FOR IT AGAIN LMAO

SOMEONE IS BLATANTLY LYING TO US, AND I THINK ITS REALLY SAD THAT WE HAVE NO CONVICTION TO WHO IT IS. **YET WE ALL KNOW WHO IT IS... REALLY.** **CONTINUE ADDING PUTS**

WOW THE IRANIANS AGREED TO NO URANIUM ENRICHMENT FOR CIVILIAN PURPOSES! HE DID IT! WE SHOULD BELIEVE HIM AND BUY CALLS! THE EXUBERANCE THIS MORNING IS BASED IN FACT!

660! C'mon, only 40 points to go until I break even. YOU CAN DO IT, I HAVE FAITH!

For every 🌮 there's an Israeli escalation: ISRAELI MILITARY SAYS IT IS CONDUCTING STRIKES IN THE HEART OF TEHRAN

Trump, known for lying and exaggerating, we had good talks with Iran Market: WE BELIEVE YOU, PUMP IT

Americans will never stop winning! SO MUCH WINNING YOU WILL GET TIRED OF IT !

PAMP IT LUNR 🔥let me see $30 pls 🥺

Cronies to 🥭: "Market's tanked enough, time for a tweet Donny." 🥭 to his cronies: "Alright, tell the group chat to open their positions." 🥭 to the world: " WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJT" SPY: 🍆💦💦💦 🚀

I think it's fucking pathetic that you even asked this. The market is being moved by politics right now. GET. THE. FUCK. OVER. IT.

COME WITH IT NOW!!

#REALITY IS WHAT I SAY IT IS

FUCK THAT SHIT FADED. WHY DIDN’T YOU ANNOUNCE IT 15 MINUTES BEFORE OPEN

Bears so angry over the possibility of world peace lmfao “Peace talk with Iran underway” Bears: **NO. NO IT DIDNT HAPPEN. REEEEEEEE.** 😡

I AM PLEASE TO ANMOUNCE THE US WILL NOT BE BOMBING IRAN POWER INFRASTRUCTURE BECAUSE ISRAEL IS ALREADY DOING IT. ONE OF THEIR DEAD LEADERS WAS SEEN HOLDING A WHITE HANKERCHIEF IN SATELLITE PHOTOS WHICH I AM CONSIDERING AS TOTAL SURRENDER. ALSO, I TOLD ERIC AND DON JR TO BUY CALLS ON FRIDAY IN ANTICIPATION OF THIS TWEET RIGHT BEFORE THE MARKET OPENS.

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT’S PROVOCATIVE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DJT.

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!!

LIQUIDATED MY PORT, IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE! THE BOTTOM IS IN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

10 MINUTES LEFT, IT WILL MOON VERY SOON (*NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, IT PROBABLY WONT MOON)*

< 1 HOUR BEFORE I LIQUIDATE - WATCH IT MOON

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!! is his new post, he isn't gonna stop the war

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!!

> PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!! Lol wut

>ΡEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, ΤΟ ΡUT IT MILDLY!!! HE IS TELLING US TO BUY PUTS !

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!!

CLOSE IT! CLOSE THE STR8 of HORMUZ🏄🏿‍♂️

PUMP IT ZADDY

CLOSE UP THE CASINO I DON'T LIKE IT

NO WORRIES, 🥭 ABOUT TO DROP THE BIGGEST LIE RIGHT BEFORE MARKET OPEN JUST TO PUMP IT

**I CAN'T, HOW DO I TURN IT OFF!??**

BECAUSE IT IS ?????????

COME WITH IT NOW!!

SEND IT 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

THAT'S IT???

FUCKING CLOSE IT ... CLOSE THE GODDAMN CASINO

THE MARKET IS FUK SELL IT ALLLLL

DAMP IT WE R FUK.

Say it with me VENEZUELAN OIL CAN'T FILL UP THE SPR IT IS DOGSHIT

> U.S. WARNS IT MAY BE FORCED TO LAUNCH GROUND OPERATION TO CAPTURE IRAN'S KHARG ISLAND, OFFICIALS TELL COUNTERPARTS - JERUSALEM POST Lol, Israel really wants America to invade Iran for them. It's kind of amazing how much effort they put into framing it like the US's choice.

America will deploy boobs on the ground and MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT

you enjoyed liberation day right? stay tuned for obliteration day folks. ITS TOO MUCH WINNING, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE 🦅🦅

MAN TOLD ISRAEL NOT TO BOMB PLANTS CUZ HE WANTS TO DO IT HIMSELF LMAO

Winding down operations andddddd WE’RE GUNNA BOMB THE SHIT OUTTA U IF U DONT OPEN THE DAMN STRAIT OPEN IT U FUCKKKKSSSS ARGHHHHHHH

"UNNAMED IRAN MILITARY SOURCE TELLS IRANIAN NEWS AGENCY IF U.S. FOLLOWS THROUGH ON ITS THREATS OF MILITARY AGGRESSION AGAINST KHARG ISLAND, IT WILL FACE IRAN'S 'SURPRISING' REACTION"

I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE KEYMAKER BUT YOUBHAVE TO GIVE ME A KISS FIRST AND IT HAS TO BE GOOD

US SAYS IT TOOK OUT IRAN'S FACILITIES THREATENING HORMUZ STRAIT Let’s see send a few ships in as guinea pigs the market bulls demands it by Monday

SMCI = APE/ISM/MEME ( YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO!!) ORANGE MAN WILL TWEET OR SAY SOMETHING THIS WEEKEND REGARDING SMCI THAT WILL MAKE IT PARABOLIC RUN UP. CAN I BAN BET IT???

I choose you, Pikachu _Pika pika_ Time to end this, once and for all... **USE THUNDERBOLT AGAINST THE TRAINER, GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU GOT!!!**