IT

YEAH DUDE. LOVE IT. I LOVE WHEN MY "SAFE" 401K PICKS HAVE BLOODY DIARRHEA EVERY DAY FOR MONTHS. SHOULD'VE JUST FULL PORTED SAFE-HAVEN META

# THE 10 YEARS IS 5.16%, IS IT EVEN LEGAL??

PERRFECTLY FLAT CLOSE ON THE Qs INCOMING!!! :screech: THETAGANG DOES IT AGAIN!!! :chad: :chad: :rich:

YOU WILL LOSE YOUR MONEY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

5.2 US10YR!!! LET’S GET IT :kek:

SPY GO GREEN LITTLE BUDDY YOU CAN DO IT

algo's be like OH FUCK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME BUY IT

NOTHING EVER BAD CAN HAPPEN IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN

HERE IT COMES

IT WAS FAKE. BACK TO DRILLING

I AM HORMUZING IT SO HARD

THERE IS GONNA BEA SECOND 1 WATCHJ IT

They bought puts? PUMP IT

# WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS # WHEN THE MARKET REFUSES TO DUMP WITH THE WORST MACRO WE'VE SEEN IN 20 YEARS IT'S BECAUSE GOOD NEWS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND THE INSIDERS ALREADY HAVE IT

DROP IT :clifford:

THIS IS IT, I'm Telling You, THIS IS IT!👇🏻👇🏻

# IMAGINE BUYING SPY CALLS INSTEAD OF CHASING META WHEN IT WAS ONLY UP 20% THIS MONTH

HE SAID IT. SUPER INTELLIGENCE.

TRMP READING THE PRE-APPROVED SCRIPT AND HES MAD HALF OF IT IS JUST GLAZING CHINA

FED'S PAULSON SAYS SHE WILL SUPPORT DOING WHAT'S NEEDED TO GET INFLATION BACK TO 2% || BEST YOU CAN SAY ABOUT INFLATION IS THAT IT HAS NOT GOTTEN WORSE Half full glass kinda hawk

MM's if you are listening until you take the shirt off my back I ain't setting a stop loss LET IT RIDE

PUTS IT IS

COME ON GOOGERRRRRRRRRRRR YOU CAN DO IT

SOXX DONT MISS IT 🚀🥂

FUCK IT IM HOLDING. THANK YOU BULLS FOR GIVING ME STRENGTH

MCD BACK TO 250 TODAY AND I SELL MY LEAPS FOR A VERY NICE GAIN. THAT'S IT, NOTHING ELSE

IT WILL BE USED TO KILL PEOPLE

PUTS THE CARTEL IS BEHIND IT

This is the obvious play, and what happens when something obvious appears in the market. IT DOES THE OPPOSITE

IT BURNS!! 🔥🔥🔥

Sell everything. SELL ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING THIS IS IT **THIS. IS. IT!!!**

u/Federal-Watch 🖕😇 I HAD A SANDWICH FOR BREAKFAST IT WAS AMAZING

🥭(SUPER INTELLIGENCE) WILL PROBABLY DECLARE FORCE MAJEURE ON BOND PAYMENTS AND CALL IT A DAY.

TOM LEE !!!! YOU SAID IT WOULD BE GREEN !

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I GET MONEY IS TECHNICALLY AN IMAGINARY CONCEPT BUT PEOPLE SHOULD REMEMBER VALUE IS SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY HAVE VALUE!!!!!

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO WITH IT!!??? SLING SHOT IT!!!!!????

MAKE IT GO UPPIE :screech:

YAAAASSSS ZADDDYYY PUMP IT ANYWAYS 💅

#I SAID FORGET ABOUT IT CUH

REEEE WHY IS BLACKPINK LISA CRASHING MY META ZUCC DO IT NOW

SHREK CANDLE IS COMING I FEEL IT

PAMP IT

He says, “SON CAN YOU PLAY ME A MEMORY? I’M NOT REALLY SURE HOW IT GOES BUT IT SAD, AND IT’S SWEET, AND I KNEW IT COMPLETE WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MAN’S CLOTHES” 😭 

Imagine a data center opens up near you that needs massive amounts of water to keep everything from overheating The state government starts by telling the citizens how to best use water while also letting the data center stay cool Soon the government dawns a horse teeth mask, grows out his hair and puts on all white makeup and starts chanting things to the citizens like "DO NOT BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER MY FRIENDS. IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU AND YOU WILL REGRET ITS ABSENCE."

:screech: MAKE IT 10%!!! BIGGER = BETTER!!!

Oil now has liftoff. ...WHY THE FUCK WAS IT DUMPING 10% OVER THE LAST WEEK IN THE FIRST PLACE lol

PLTR HERE IT GOES THE SKEEEEEZE

I am the house. Say it. SAY IT I AM THE HOUSE. say it. I.Am.the.houuuse.... 😭

The timing on my trades is so wrong sometimes I feel like someone is gonna jump out with a hidden camera saying “YOU FELL FOR IT”