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SCOTT BESSET IS AT IT AGAIN ! 🤣🤣 US may ‘unsanction’ Iranian oil to ease pressure from US-Israeli war roiling energy markets The United States may ease restrictions on Iranian oil already at sea, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Fox Business, as Washington looks to stabilise global supply. He added that the US could also carry out a unilateral release of oil reserves. I don’t understand how this is pushing down oil prices. But I’m YOLOing diamond hands WTI oil longs 😂 either gunna get rich or have to beg my wife’s boyfriend for a loan to cover 🙏 wish me luck 🍀

Feel you. Also in IT, we didnt even have the pizza party. They took er jobsss

My turn is coming soon too. Work in IT, my job didnt do any marketing and every attempt I did at getting then sales or more customers got rejected by the supervisor, now theyre in full panic mode because a competitor thats agressive on all fronts just opened. Im about to start a polymarket bet for people to bet on how long I got

Did some A/V coverage for an event(I am IT support) this morning. Along with the pay, they gave me some slices of breakfast pizza: egg, bacon, and sausage with gravy for the sauce. I ate it but damn, that was very salty.

Gold bugs are really something cos last 2 years its been like "RATE CUTS WILL BOOST METALS" and the moment the reality inverted and we entered an inflationary environment *not conducive to rate cuts* they are like "WHY IS IT GOING DOWN?" Saying that the smell of bitch is making me want to buy some gold as it might be the bottom and last I looked major banks haven't changed their price targets.

Will NVDA EVER CLOSE ABOVE 185? I HAVE HAD THIS "MIRACLE" STOCK FOR 6 FUCKING MONTHS AND IT HASNT MOVED?

god damn it. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. **I HATE BULLS SO FUCKING MUCH**

🥭: GODDAMN IT IRAN, I TOLD EVERYONE ALREADY THAT YOU HAVE NO MISSILES. YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A JACKASS AND I DONT APPRECIATE IT! 😡😡😡KEEP IT UP, AND ILL MASSIVELY BLOW UP YOUR SHIT! WATCH! 😡

BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS.

ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO PANIC SELL IT ALL BEFORE THE FUCKING END 

PAY IT OFF

NOPE ! PUTS IT IS

$MSFT, could go down some more though but it'll definitely go back up eventually. No competition, world necessity, IT always grows

I got a 150cc Vespa for fun. And IT IS FUN!!

WSB starter pack ! - STONKS ONLY GO UP - BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS ! -GHEY BERS AND PERMA BULLS - I BOUGHT THE DIP - SLEEPY JOE - DIDDY OIL - TOM FAT CUCK LEE - 🥭

Imagine buying poots at close and the. Being like WHY IS IT GOING UP

HAHAHAHAHAHA MU I KNEW IT

Fuck IT !banbet mu 550 1d

# They panic sold MU PUMP IT!

WHY IS IT SO BEARISH NOW

THIS IS IT. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. TELL MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND THAT I LOVE HIM.

So close to profit on these deep OTM puts. DROP IT JAY

FUCK IT another 5k in MSFT shorts

HE CALLED IT A WAR!

NO RATE CUTES YOU HEART IT HERE

HE SAID IT

POWELL IT YOUR TIME TO SPANK TRUMP BEFORE YOU LEAVE

JPOW DUMP IT!

JPOW SAID INFLATION RISK DIMINISHED. PAMP IT.

Okay so FREAK THE FUCK OUT SELL IT ALL

Few minutes ago I said "it could worse" IT DIDN'T MEAN YOU HAD TO MAKE IT WORSE

OIL GOT HIT AND IT DUMPED HARD

JUST LET IT ALL FALL PLEASE

DO NOT BUY OIL IT WAS ALREADY PRICED IN

THERE IT IS HAHA

DIDDY OIL IS UP SO THAT 🥭 CAN USE IT ON MINORS

MSFT TAKING ALL THIS DUMP LIKE A CHAMP! BERS TRYING SOOO HARD TO DUMP IT BELOW 395 and BULLS TRYING SO HARD TO PUMP UP TO 400s lol

CALLS IT IS BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS GREEN. BY. OPEN. lmfaooooooo

CALLS IT IS BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS GREEN BY OPEN

SCOTT SHORT MORE OIL, QUICK. IT WILL WORK THIS TIME SURELY.

I TOLD YA IT TANKED

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS

Iran is going to retaliate for the gas field bombing with more attacks on GCC oil facilities which means more shut-ins, taking the total shut-in level to about 10-11 mb/d. IT IS GAME OVER AT THOSE LEVELS.

PROVE IT!

PAMP IT

You will have SPY pinned at 270 and you'll LIKE IT 

Lulu tanking is a recession indicator 🦅🦅🦅🦅 SELL IT ALL AND PUT IT IN A HYSA

Bro Elon pretty much raped all IT systems with DOGE and gave 20 year olds everyones SSN numbers AND sensitive info We still have DOGE employees in US Marshals office they are driving serious shadow bureaucracy

ATTENTION. CRITICAL ALERT. IT IS WITH DEEP REGRET THAT I MUST INFORM YOU THAT u/31andnotdone HAS BEEN BANNED (FOR THREE DAYS) FOR INCITING VIOLENCE SHE SAYS SHE DISLIKES ALL OF YOU. SHE SAYS TO STOP DMING HER SHE CANT REPLY. SHE ALSO SAYS I HAVE A BIG PP (I ADDED THE LAST PART.) THIS HAS BEEN A 31ANDNOTDONE UPDATE

NOTHING MOVES THE MARKET ANYMORE. War, inflation, recession, unemployment. IT JUST KEEP RANGING.