IT

DUMP IT BABY DUMP IT

Its almost like a bot is running this, to trap people in either calls or puts... YES IT IS!

PAMP IT 

You really think we aren't sitting at a desk with 4 monitors doing IT work or sitting on the pooper during a work break?

DRILL IT IN MY DO HOLE

They bought NBIS at 130 DUMP IT

BOLLS FELL FOR IT AGAIN

SUCK IT BOL BOY

THIS IS VERY OBVIOUSLY A BEAR TRAP AND MARKETS EILL BOUNCE LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO DONT OVERTHINK IT

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHA MEEELTTTT IT DOWNNNN

QQQ YOU MAD LAD YOU DID IT

BREAK THE BARRIER QQQ, DO IT

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Reddit sent a survey since i visit a subrreddit thur notifications. The User is /reddit..... cant tell if its a scam. I am sure IT wont mind me clicking on links.

QUICK BEARS, POST MORE AI FANFICTION ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD, MAYBE IT WILL GO DOWN AND SAVE YOUR PUTS!!!

SELL IT ALL, dump on open

PAMP IT!!!

SO MUCH GREEN, SHUT IT OFF

IT GOES TO THE ECONOMY

🥭: "NATO IS USELESS, WE SHOULD LEAVE IT. LOOK AT MY NEW HOMIES AT THE BOARD OF PEACE !" *shit slightly hit the fan* 🥭: "NATO, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, YOU MEANIES !"

Bro...I SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES!!!!

OIL CALLS IT IS

SMELLS LIKE BEAR FECES IN HERE, CALLS IT IS

TAKING CUBA... I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT WITH IT... LOL

IT WAS THE SOMALIANS IN THE MERCEDES BENZS LOL

WSB NEEDS TO DROP A MONGO DISS TRACK. SHOULD CALL IT... SOFT TACO LOL. OIL $300

Reuters - Earlier Monday, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said the United States is "fine" with some Iranian, Indian and Chinese ships going through the Strait of Hormuz for now, adding that any action to mitigate higher prices would depend on how long the war lasts. LMAO... THE US DOES NOT CONTROL THE STRAIT AND IRAN DOES NOT NEED THEIR PERMISSION... ACTUALLY IT IS THE OPPOSITE. OIL $300

POUNDING IT HARD, lmao this guy

WHICH PRESIDENT IS IT I NEED TO KNOW

**Bols**: SHUT IT DOWN **Bers**: No no, keep rolling

Guys, I will allow Iranian ships to pass through the strait of hormuz. PAMP IT!

Setup. 8 months ago. >TRUMP: EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT! Knock down. >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

YOU UNGRATFUL SHEEP IM TRYNA TEACH YOU SOMETHING YOUNG BUCK YOU AINT WANNA HEAR IT

"HE BOUGHT? TRADE IT SIDEWAYHS"

IT HIT 185 YOU POS

TWERK IT ON MY PEENER BUL. I can’t take you nowhere

I appreciate this lil baby pump. IT Just let me escape to going all cash with minimal loss. Taking this week off.

PAMP IT IT RIGGED TO GO UP BUY.

THROW SOME WATER ON IT 🫴💦

AS IT WAS WRITTEN🫴

Pump IT ! Show them the world will be about to face a Death Star Ray but we will still BUY THE DIP !

# He bought NBIS at 130, DUMP IT

SO IT IS NOW CONFIRMED... THE US NAVY HAS NO HELP FROM NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. THE US NAVY HAS NO INTENTION ON LOSING WARSHIPS IN A BATTLE TO OPEN THE STRAITS. RUSSIA AND CHINA ARE BACKING IRANS MILITARY. MONGO WILL NOT BACK DOWN AFTER DECLARING VICTORY. OIL NOW HAS UNLIMITED UPSIDE. OIL $300

Larry Ellison switched his TV from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2 without calling IT. That’s when he realized Oracle was ready to lead the AI revolution.

OpenAI’s Bid to Allow X-rated Talk Is Freaking Out Its Own Advisers #FUCK THE ADVISERS, GIVE IT TO ME 🤑🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS ROCKIN MY PEERS AND PUTTIN SUCKAS IN FEAR

A SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THE ADMINISTRATION KNOWS PRICES WILL CONTINUE TO RISE BUT ADMITTED THERE ISN'T MUCH IT CAN DO AT THE MOMENT, ACCORDING TO A CNN REPORTER. fucking dead

The price action on oil futures looks a lot like short laddering. LOL THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WAR PAMP IT !

PAMP IT PAMP IT PAMP ITTTT