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OFFICIAL CASHFLOW ANNOUNCEMENT I HAVE HEARTBURN AND IM NOT FEELING THE VIBES IN HERE TODAY SO LETS JUST CALL IT A DAY AND TALK ANOTHER TIME THIS HAS BEEN A CASHFLOW WITH HEARTBURN UPDATE

bears are bad yes, but if I have puts. THEN I DEFEND IT.

DO IT QQQ 608  DO IT

YOU PASTE THE URL INTO \[YOUR\_AI\] AND TELL IT TO SUMMARIZE WHY ARE YOU DINOSARS ACUALLY OPENING A BLOOMBERG LINK

I MADE A LOT OF MONEY WITH NBIS CALLS TODAY BUT AT 110 FUCK IT I BOUGHT PUTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY.....NBIS. TOMMOROW THIS THING IS GOING BACK TO THE SEWERS.

Oh man I love selling options in this market. LOVE. IT.

HE SAID IT...THE BEGINNING OF BUILDING A NEW COUNTRY

MOVE GODDAMN IT

Britney Spears in trouble with the police A lil 2 week war for WMD in the sand box Gas prices shooting up Jobs in the toilet and college grads can’t get hired Housing market at all time highs Google at 300 WORST ONE TO REPEAT, THANKS I HATE IT

BERS CALLED IT!! hahaha loser bols

DUMPPP IT!!

SEND IT JENSEN

ATTENTION ALL I HAVE NOT RECEIVED A SINGLE MENTION OR TAG ALL MORNING. AS SUCH I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT IMPORTANT TO ANY OF YOU THEREFORE I AM ANNOUNCING THIS MORNING THAT I WILL NEVER POST HERE AGAIN GOOD LUCK FINDING ANOTHER GIRL BETTER THAN ME YOU CANT YOU BLEW IT. BYE THEN THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED AND APPROVED CASHFLOW FINAL UPDATE

Campbell's shitty soup bombed -5% on earnings this morning. Which is the same thing that is going to happen to all of the other shitty "value" stocks the whales plowed their fat fuck faces into over the last four months, because the consumer is boned. I want to know how the lawsuit with that IT guy is going. Did they settle yet?

$SPY STOP IT GET SOME HELP

MARKETS NEVER PRICED IN WORST CASE SCENARIO FOR OIL IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. MANY THOUGHT IT WAS TOO WILD OF AN IDEA THAT IRAN COULD ACTUALLY AND EFFECTIVELY SHUT DOWN GLOBAL COMMERCE. THAT REGION HAS BEEN AT WAR FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. THINKING YOU CAN GO IN AND PUT A LAUGHABLE TIMELINE OF 3-4 WEEKS IS AS REGARDED AS ALL OF US HERE. OIL $300

SOME BANK IS ABOUT TO GO MASSIVELY UNDER FROM THEIR OIL SHORT WHO WILL IT BE???

BECAUSE THERE WILL ONE DAY BE A DAY WHERE IT DOESNT RECOVER AND EVERYDAY I FEEL LIKE ITS THAT DAY AND IM WRONG BUT I HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS ENDLESS CYCLE BECAUSE THATS JUST HOW IT IS

HEDGE FUNDS LOST BILLIONS ON OIL THEYRE ABOUT TO LIQUIDATE THIS IS IT BOYS

🚨ORCL BACK TO WHERE IT WAS…. A MONTH AGO🚨

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that's IT. no more mr. nice guy.

PUT HIM ON THE CRYPTO...IT WAS CHEAP..BUT HE AINT WANT TO LISTEN 🫳

I SIT TO PEE. THERE I SAID IT. I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE IM CONFIDENT IN MY SEXUALITY AND WHO I AM AS A PERSON

# I MADE TWENTY ONE DOLLARS IN THE STOCK MARKET BY BUYING SPY WHEN IT WAS 676.98 AND SELLING WHEN IT WAS 677.29 :)))

OCEAN FRONT OR NOTHING I DONT THINK YOU GUYS GET IT

#GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 11 OF THE 2 DAY SPECIAL OPERATION Wall Street is rigged

IF WE'RE GOING TO HAVE WWlll , CAN WE JUST FUCKING GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY AND STOP THE SUFFERING WITH THE INFLATION.

Check out the ticker IT. They are consultants who c-suite types will pay huge amounts of money to show them how to use MS word and ChatGPT. I bought a couple shares today for shits and giggles, but I kinda wanna short it now.

Texas toast. I'm talkin bout bouillon baby GIVE. IT. TO. MEEEEEE

FLUSH IT

DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK IT WILL GET SO BAD THAT WE WILL REQUIRE MINE REMOVAL ROBOTS TO GET THROUGH HORMUZ BUT AT THE SAME TIME INSURERS WILL FREELY UNDERWRITE THESE PASSAGES AS LONG AS WE JUST REMOVE THE MINES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE SHITCOS PUMPING

AND THEY CALL IT A MINE

PAMP IT ORCL

*"No! Stop! Hey! Stop laying tho... HEY! I MEAN IT! DONT DO IT! DONT! I SAID STOP!"* "OH NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DON... HEY DONT LAY THAT OTHER MINE!"

STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS NOW THE MOST DANGEROUS AREA LAND OR SEA IN THE WORLD. IT WOULD TAKE MONTHS TO CLEAR THE AREA OF MINES TO MAKE IT SAFE FOR TRANSIT. THIS WAR HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN EXTENDED TILL YEAR END AT LEAST. YEAR 1 OIL $300

This time it's serious SELL IT ALL before Nikkei and Kospi dive

ALGOS REACTING TO THE FACT THERE IS A WAR WHEN IT IGNORED THE FACT THERE IS A WAR SHOWS YOU ALGOS ARE FKN BRAINLESS

How often do military strategists just put on US cable news while analysts and anchors say shit like "***WELL YOU SEE—***" (they're yelling because American news ppl always yell) "***IT WOULD REALLY SUCK IF THE ENEMY DID THIS BECAUSE THAT'S AMERICA'S REAL ACHILLES HEEL..."*** and then the military strategists are like "yo that's a great fuckin idea, Habibi go get the mine layers geared up!"

THEY ARE JUST PUMPING IT AGAIN FOR NO REASON ARE YOU FCKING KIDDING ME

I TAKE IT BACK WHOEVER BOUGHT MY PUTS FOR 2.70 YA MOMS A HOE

# TOLD U BOOLS NOW THAT I HAVE SOLD, IT WILL GO DOWN 🤓 🤡

BULLS SO FUCKING LOUD WHEN IT PUMPS AND NOW NOT A WORD.

PUMP IT BABY PUMP IT🟢🟢

TELL ME WHATS IT GOOD FOR?

GODDAMN IT ! We got baited by SPY during pre market

YA BUT ALL CAPS IS MY SCHTICK YOU CANT DO IT ITS PROPRIETARY

THE INFINITE UPVOTE GLITCH IS TAGGING ME. TRY IT

The war started off being "removing Iran's Nuclear threat" but within 7 days... oil got too high, they replaced Shah with his son... and T said "FUG IT my legacy aint gonna be like W Bush" lol?

Again, calls. BELIEVE IT OR NOT