IT

NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN VLAD

NO DONT EVEN TRY IT ITS TOO LATE THE DAMAGE IS DONE

I DONT THINK ILL EVER POST AGAIN IM DONE THATS IT NO MORE

I MADE A COMMENT SAYING I WASNT GONNA POST HERE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND NO ONE EVEN WAS LIKE OH NO PLEASE DONT GO PLEASE STAY CASHFLOW WE LOVE YOU IT WAS A TEST AND ALL OF YOU FAILED MISERABLY. DONT EVEN TALK TO ME ANYMORE IM NOT GONNA POST HERE EVER AGAIN

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT AVGO.

I THINK IM GOING TO TEACH A FREE SHITPOSTING CLASS SOME OF YOU NEED IT

TELL ME MORE ABOUT CIRCUIT BREAKERS IN FUCKING YANGDONG IT SOUNDS SUPER SERIOUS LET ME TAKE THOSE SHARES OFF YOUR HANDS

Meta is that rabbit that runs fast and sleeps in between the race. NEVER WINS IT!

How many times are we just going to bounce up and down in this same range? Fucking infuriating. LET IT DUMP.

IF $APP REACHES 480 IT HAS A GAP FILL TO 518! MORGAN STANLEY PRESENTATION AH!!!!!!

PUMP PAMP PUMP PAMP IT

WHAT DOES IT WANT UP OR DOWN??

So guys, all this green is because there are rumors of secret talks between iran and the US to end this war, i don't need to tell you how fragile is this shit, but i got calls, SO PUMP IT.

DUMP IT

PAMP IT

QUADRUPLE TOP ON SPY SEND IT TO THE UNDERWORLD

OPEN IT NOW I GOTTA SELL QUICK

PUMP IT

YOURE DYING FOR IT

new tariffs kicking in. PUMP IT

VIX DYING STOCKS RISING YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST, THIS IS THE START OF THE SANTA RALLY!

Middle East getting bombed again ? PAMP IT 🌽

# WHY DON'T WE ANNEX CANADA THIS WEEKEND? ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. **JUST GET IT DONE AND BE OVER WITH IT**

***Bearrorist!!*** ***MY KOREAN neighbour HAS BEEN SMOKING OUTSIDE AND YELLING AT HIS KIDS FOR 2 HOURS.*** ***PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CAN'T MASTU\* HEARING IT, IT'S SO SAD***

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS

RED IS A LUCKY COLOR IN ASIA YOU GOTTA EMBRACE IT

THANKS FOR THE UPDATE I REALLY APPRECIATE IT OIL

IRAN TOOK IT TO THE HOUSE IN QATAR. SHIIT JUST GOT REAL. ATTACKING THE LARGEST US BASE WITH MISSLES IS MAJOR. THIS WAR JUST STARTED. OIL $150

TSLA AVAV for spring break IT IS!!!

Work in IT with retail customers in the mix and all Ill say is printers are shit. And not even talking about the ink mafia

SIR THIS MEAL TEAM SIX CHECKING IN WE HAVE OBLITERATED THIS SHAWARMA JOINT IT WAS DELICIOUS

oh we need it. WE NEED IT!!!

CNBC FAST MONEY - ALL IT TAKES IS ONE DRONE. OIL $150

One of clients said they got 400k this year. FUCK YOU WHEN IS IT MY TURN 😢

MIDDLE EAST OIL TANKERS NOT RISKING ESCORT GUARANTEE. NOTHING ON PAPER. THEY WILL GET A MCD CHICKEN SANDWICH AND A DIET COKE FOR EACH TANKER LOST. NOT WORTH IT. STRAIT IS CLOSED... INDEFINITELY. OIL $150

IF NECESSARY. DEFINE NECESSARY. AINT SHIIT MOVING THRU THE STRAIT AS IT IS. LOL. OIL $150

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

WEN BER WOKE UP HE WAS HAPPY TO BUY PUTS AT -2% NOW HE JUST HOPES IT GOES BACK TO HIS ENTRY 🚀🚀🚀 **LMAO**

JUST NOW: MONGO CONSIDERING SPAIN EMBARGO. SHITTED ON UK. "IF OIL PRICES GO HIGHER FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO BE IT." OIL $150

This is wild. I LOVE IT.

Get it through you thick skull, IT ONLY GOES UP

SOLD MSFT RIGHT BEFORE IT V’d I BELONG HERE ⛳️

PAMP IT!!!!

OUR FATHER BURRY, WHO RESIDEST IN VALUE TRAPS, REVERED BE THY TWEETS OF WOE. THY BEAR RAID COME, THY SHORTS BE COVERED, IN VOLATILITY AS IT IS IN RECESSION. BESTOW UPON US TODAY OUR DAILY RED ARROWS, AND ABSOLVE US OF OUR FOMO PURCHASES, AS WE ABSOLVE THE PUMPERS WHO DECEIVE US. TEMPT US NOT WITH GREEN DAYS, BUT RESCUE US FROM THE BUBBLE. FOR THINE IS THE INSIGHT, THE IRONY, AND THE I-TOLD-YOU-SO, ETERNALLY. AMEN.

SELL IT ALL!!!!!!! AI WILL NO LONGER EXIST BECAUSE OF IRAN!!!!!!!

TURN IT OFF!

POST IT MODS 

ALL IT TAKES IS ONE OIL PIPELINE ATTACK. OIL $150.

IS IT FINALLY TIME BEAR BROS????

ONE ~~LIE~~ TRUTH AWAY BEFORE IT DUMPS TO HELL