IT

YOU CALL THIS A DIP? COME ON DADDY I CAN TAKE IT 🍆 💦 🩸

Your fresh breath goes on and on WHILE YOU CHEW IT

OPEN THE CASINO ALREADY # NO ACTUALLY KEEP IT CLOSED FUCKING LOL

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS

IT IS OK TO BE RED

IT IS NOT THE SAME

FUCK IT ALL IN TSLA CALLS AT OPEN 7DTE LETS GO

WE'RE WINNING TOO MUCH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

LEG DOWN WITH A TEAR DROPPING FROM IT

OUR LORD BURRY, WHO DWELLEST IN WATER STOCKS, SACRED BE THY DOOMSDAY TWEETS. THY RECESSION COME, THY WARNINGS BE HEEDED, ON SPY AS IT IS ON NASDAQ. GRANT US THIS DAY OUR VOLATILITY SPIKES, AND PARDON OUR GREED, AS WE PARDON THE BULLS WHO MOCK US. TEMPT US NOT WITH RALLIES, BUT SAVE US FROM THE FED. FOR THINE IS THE CRASH, THE CHAOS, AND THE CAPITAL, ETERNALLY. AMEN.

OUR MICHAEL IN SCION, HALLOWED BE THY PREDICTIONS. THY DOWNTURN COME, THY POSITIONS BE SHORTED, IN MARKETS AS IT IS IN SUBPRIME. GIVE US TODAY OUR DAILY RED CANDLES, AND FORGIVE US OUR LONG HOLDS, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO PUMP MEME STOCKS. LEAD US NOT INTO ATHS, BUT DELIVER US FROM INFLATION. FOR THINE IS THE BEAR, THE GLOOM, AND THE GLORY, FOREVER. AMEN.

OUR BURRY, WHO ART IN VALUE INVESTING, HALLOWED BE THY SHORTS. THY CRASH COME, THY BEAR MARKET BE DONE, ON WALL STREET AS IT IS IN BIG SHORT. GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY PUT OPTIONS, AND FORGIVE US OUR BULLISHNESS, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO BULL AGAINST US. AND LEAD US NOT INTO BUBBLES, BUT DELIVER US FROM FOMO. FOR THINE IS THE HEDGE, THE POWER, AND THE PROFIT, FOR EVER AND EVER. AMEN.

#”HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING ITS SO JOEVER DEPARTMENT. HOW CAN I MAKE IT MORE JOEVER FOR YOU TODAY? 💀

LET IT BE FOREVER KNOWN ACROSS THE LAND, THAT MONSIGNEUR REMY IS A FRENCH BULLDOG....THAT IS THE UPDATE!

They beat and have terrific guiddance? DUMP IT They bombing the middle east, Europe , America and Israel? PUMMMMP IT

GUYS! I DECRYPTED IT. I HAVE THE LOGIC. Okay. Say you decapitate a Oil rich country and force them into submission afterwards - but turns out their Oil is thick as Wax and currently at this oilprice (who could have seen that before...) just NOT profitable. Damnit. What the fuck could we possible do about it? Isnt there somewhere a Strait where like 25% of oil in the world is flowing and where we can kind of make some military action and then.. prices rice?

HERE IT COMES MOTHERFUCKERS

Strait of Hormuz closed? PUMP IT.

but but but but it was black monday an red drilling.... HAHAHAHAH FUCK IT you morons

HE BOUGHT? DUMP IT

PUMP IT UP

PAHMP IT HARDER DADDY

PUMP IT

**PUMP IT**

\`More U.S. forces being deployed, expect casualties, Gen. Caine says\` STILL BULLISH FOR THIS MARKET !!! UP IT GOES lolol

My port is CRUSHING IT!!!

HOPE IT’S FLAT ALL WEEK JUST LIKE IT HAS BEEN FOR THE PAST 7

SEND IT!

FROM MY EXPERT CALCULATIONS IT SEEMS THAT WE ARE ALL FAKT.

ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO SEE -3% DAY ON QS , IT WAS ABOUT TIME TBH

CALLS IT IS! CALLS IT IS lmao burn in fucking hell bulls

0 DTES ARE NOT A WINNING PLAY. ALL OF THE ACTION IS IN PRE MARKET. DON’T DO IT!!!!!!

# HEGSETH: "IF REGIME CHANGE HAPPENS, IT WAS OUR GOAL. IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN, IT WASN'T OUR GOAL"

hope you're excited for CALLS IT IS! BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS! all fucking day

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR DOESNT LIKE MY SHITPOSTING. THEREFORE I WILL NEVER POST HERE AGAIN BYE FOREVER

#**BUT I READ HERE THAT IT WAS PRICED IN** 😭

#FUCK IT MANGO MAN LIBERATE CANADA AND EUROPE

Let me speak for all oil call holders when I say THATS IT?!?

# I AM 100% STRAIGHT MALE. BUT MY BOYFRIEND JUST SAID HE IS GAY.. LIKE WHAT IS IT?? I DON;T UNDERSTAND??

WHAT A WEEKEND FOR THIS BER TO PLAY IT SAFE AND NOT HAVE PUTS REEEEEEE

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE FROM SATURDAY SAYING IT WAS GONNA BE GREEN?? 🫨 Where the bulls at? LMFAO 🤡

***YELL IT***

TAKE IT BACK

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT GUYS IT IS WITH HEAVY HEART THAT I MUST ANNOUNCE THAT DUE TO CURRENT WORLD CURRENT EVENTS I CAN NO LONGER SHITPOST FRIVILOUSLY. WE ARE IN A TIMEOF WAR AND WE MUST SHOW STRENGTH AND POWER NOT MEMES AND JOKES. TAKE CARE AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT YOU STILL CANT USE MY CATCHPHRASES OR GIVE CASHFLOW UPDATES ONLY IM ALLOWED

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?!

CASHFLOW > u/OSRSkarma. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT

>IRGC SAYS IT WILL SOON LAUNCH ITS MOST INTENSE MILITARY ATTACK EVER TARGETING ISRAEL AND U.S. BASES im launching an intense attack targeting the toilet

I ASKED IF I SHOULD WATCH A MOVIE AND u/smart_doge SAID YES SO IM WATCHING IT. 40 MINUTES IN AND IT SUCKS AND HE JUST TOLD ME HE NEVER EVEN SAW IT SO THIS IS AN OFFICIAL NOTICE THAT FUCK THAT GUY HES DEAD TO ME

OPEN THE CASINO, I NEED TO BUY THE DIP BEFORE THE HFT ALGO BUYS IT SPY 700 eow

THEY REALLY CALLED IT OPERATION EP***** FURY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME