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Nvdia 169 today I CAN FEEEEEEEL IT

Turn PUMP IT by Electric Callboy all the way up so the neighbors can hear it! We need the vibes to emanate

CALLS BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS CALLS IT IS GREEN BY OPEN # BULLS ARE FUCKING LOSERS LMAOOOOO

Which part of IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN did you not understand?

PUMP IT

every 2 minutes this goon just spams "OMG I CANT BEIEVE THEY DID IT"

OMG I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT REALLY HAPPENED

Do you think sometimes Bondi wakes up from a nightmare and shouts "IT WAS 50,000 !!!"

DID IRAN HACK NETFLIX??!! WHY IS IT NOT WORKING

CANT CHAT GOING TO CASINO TO PLAY BLACKJACK. IF I WIN ILL BET IT ALL ON ONE HAND OF BACARRAT. YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH NO T AT THE END OR ELSE THEYLL KNOW TOURE A POOR. GOTTA FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT!

He said, "OPEN IT UP IN 48 HOURS, I'M WARNING YOU PAL!!!" Followed by, "SIKE, YOU THOUGHT!!!"

WHERES MY COOL 50 MIL ONLYFANS MONEY GIVE IT TO ME

MARKET MORE MANIPULATED THAN WSB MODS SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT EDIT: DOESNT MATTER IF IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE IT SOUNDED FUNNY IN MY HEAD

REPORT ME. WRITE THEM A LETTER. DRAW A PICTURE OF ME AND SEND IT TO THEM I DONT CARE IM FUCKING CASHFLOW AND THEY CANT TOUCH ME

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN

BOLLS FELL FOR IT AGAIN LMAO

SOMEONE IS BLATANTLY LYING TO US, AND I THINK ITS REALLY SAD THAT WE HAVE NO CONVICTION TO WHO IT IS. **YET WE ALL KNOW WHO IT IS... REALLY.** **CONTINUE ADDING PUTS**

WOW THE IRANIANS AGREED TO NO URANIUM ENRICHMENT FOR CIVILIAN PURPOSES! HE DID IT! WE SHOULD BELIEVE HIM AND BUY CALLS! THE EXUBERANCE THIS MORNING IS BASED IN FACT!

660! C'mon, only 40 points to go until I break even. YOU CAN DO IT, I HAVE FAITH!

For every 🌮 there's an Israeli escalation: ISRAELI MILITARY SAYS IT IS CONDUCTING STRIKES IN THE HEART OF TEHRAN

Trump, known for lying and exaggerating, we had good talks with Iran Market: WE BELIEVE YOU, PUMP IT

Americans will never stop winning! SO MUCH WINNING YOU WILL GET TIRED OF IT !

PAMP IT LUNR 🔥let me see $30 pls 🥺

Cronies to 🥭: "Market's tanked enough, time for a tweet Donny." 🥭 to his cronies: "Alright, tell the group chat to open their positions." 🥭 to the world: " WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJT" SPY: 🍆💦💦💦 🚀

I think it's fucking pathetic that you even asked this. The market is being moved by politics right now. GET. THE. FUCK. OVER. IT.

COME WITH IT NOW!!

#REALITY IS WHAT I SAY IT IS

FUCK THAT SHIT FADED. WHY DIDN’T YOU ANNOUNCE IT 15 MINUTES BEFORE OPEN

Bears so angry over the possibility of world peace lmfao “Peace talk with Iran underway” Bears: **NO. NO IT DIDNT HAPPEN. REEEEEEEE.** 😡

I AM PLEASE TO ANMOUNCE THE US WILL NOT BE BOMBING IRAN POWER INFRASTRUCTURE BECAUSE ISRAEL IS ALREADY DOING IT. ONE OF THEIR DEAD LEADERS WAS SEEN HOLDING A WHITE HANKERCHIEF IN SATELLITE PHOTOS WHICH I AM CONSIDERING AS TOTAL SURRENDER. ALSO, I TOLD ERIC AND DON JR TO BUY CALLS ON FRIDAY IN ANTICIPATION OF THIS TWEET RIGHT BEFORE THE MARKET OPENS.

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT’S PROVOCATIVE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DJT.

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!!

LIQUIDATED MY PORT, IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE! THE BOTTOM IS IN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

10 MINUTES LEFT, IT WILL MOON VERY SOON (*NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, IT PROBABLY WONT MOON)*

< 1 HOUR BEFORE I LIQUIDATE - WATCH IT MOON

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!! is his new post, he isn't gonna stop the war

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!!

> PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!! Lol wut

>ΡEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, ΤΟ ΡUT IT MILDLY!!! HE IS TELLING US TO BUY PUTS !

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, TO PUT IT MILDLY!!!

CLOSE IT! CLOSE THE STR8 of HORMUZ🏄🏿‍♂️

PUMP IT ZADDY

CLOSE UP THE CASINO I DON'T LIKE IT

NO WORRIES, 🥭 ABOUT TO DROP THE BIGGEST LIE RIGHT BEFORE MARKET OPEN JUST TO PUMP IT

**I CAN'T, HOW DO I TURN IT OFF!??**

BECAUSE IT IS ?????????

COME WITH IT NOW!!

SEND IT 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

THAT'S IT???

FUCKING CLOSE IT ... CLOSE THE GODDAMN CASINO