IT

SELL IT ALL. No way he tacos this time.... That's what the 🌈 bears keep telling each other

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF MY DEATH. THESE REPORTS ARE UNEQUIVOCALLY FALSE. I AM ALIVE AND WELL THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL CASHFLOW UPDATE

GUESS WHAT MOTHER FUCKERS?!?! IM NOT GOING TO LOOK AT MY PORTFOLIO THIS WHOLE WEEK SO IF THE MARKET TANKS IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE I WONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET REKTED BITCHESSSSS

HERE IT CUMS 💦 DA FUTES

HOW! DOES IT FEEL?

CANT WAIT FOR THEM FUTES OPEN IT FFS ALREADY

#**MOST OF YOU HAVE A $30 PORTFOLIO, AND IT SHOWS** 🫵🏼🤡

#EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY I AM IMPOSING A 15% UPVOTE TARIFF ON THE RADICAL 🌈 MODS OF WSB. THEY’RE DESTROYING OUR SUBREDDIT AND WE CAN’T LET IT CONTINUE. ALL OTHER POSTS AGAINST 🌈 MODS REMAIN IN FULL EFFECT.

#MAKE IT 20% MANGO MAN

Supreme Court: Sir, tariffs are illegal. 🥭: MAKE IT 15%

He can’t STAND IT that Supreme Court justices that he put in there voted against him. I wouldn’t doubt it if he tries to bring them down.

**YOU JUST HAD TO JINX IT DIDNT YOU?!**

#WARNING. THE BELOW IS MY MOST HATED THOUGHT. IT IS AN INSTA BAN FROM MOST SUBS AND FORUMS. **read at your own risk** > When i see someone who owns a dog 🦮 i see this as a sign of severe mental weakness. Ive seen bros peak in highschool and hyvee for years. But its only during emotional turbulance and deafitism sets in - thats when the dog shows up. > The dog is a signal that a persons life has become meangingless. Self awareness is fading, and poor decisions are on the horizon. > The same goes for cats, to a lesser degree. 2 cats=1 dog in terms of signal strength. One cat means this person is "on the verge" of giving up.

I can't keep getting my cheeks clapped like this, the market needs to CHILL 😡 IT'S MY MONEY, AND I WANT IT NOW

No IT manager is going to ditch Crowdstrike for a cloud tool unless they want to get fired

IT DAWNED ON ME CORAL… IT DAWNED ON ME

Wait so 🥭 says even more tariffs and market responds by ripping tits? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE CAUSE I CAN'T

IS IT ADDITIONAL TARIFFS ONTOP OF THE EXISTING??? OR JUST A BLANKET BASE TARIFF??

#HE SAID AI, SEND IT.

GUYS THE COURTS DIDNT MEAN IT

OH SHIT HE DID IT!!!!!

EVEN MORE TARRIFS MARKET LOVES IT

PUMP THE MARKET! DOW TO 70K!! SAY IT!!

HE SAID IMMA DO IT ANYWAYS

HE SAID IT 50K REGARDS

HE SAID IT! DOW 50000!

**DUMP IT** >TRUMP CONSIDERS NEW, ACROSS-THE-BOARD TARIFF ON PARTNERS: NYT

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP LMAO

BURN IT DOEN 675 MANGO YOU CAN DO IT

#**DON’T YOU DARE DO IT SPY YOU SOB**

I GOT SAND IN MY DISC (SNDK) 🤑🤑🤑 PAMP IT

PUMP IT. RECESSION CANCELLED. WAR CANCELLED. AI BUBBLE CANCELLED. MONEY PRINTER BRRRR

OL DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT DON GOT SOME NONSENSE UP HIS SLEEVE 🤌

I’M FULL PORTING PUTS. THESE FRAUDS CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

IS THIS IT HAVE WE ESTABLISHED THE UP TREND JFC

IT WAS RED 14 SECONDS AGO WHAT IS HAPPENING

FINALLY THE TARIFFS WERE MADE ILLEGAL! PAMP IT! I been waiting a month plus for this news

**It's MY TARIFF MONEY and I NEED IT REFUND NOW**

OMG IT ROCKETED UP WHEN I SOLD LFG

TARIFFS RULED ILLEGAL LETS F-ING GOOOOOO! PUMP IT!

Garbage GDP data: green Tariffs struck down: red MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

RUG IT LOLLLLLL

Repeat with me boys, YOU GOTTA POP IT TO DROP IT

FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARDS BERS COME COLLECT YOUR FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARDS

L00000000000000000000000L WAS IT REALLY EXIT LIQUIDITY AND SELL THE NEWS AGAIN?????? NO WAY!!! L0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L

THE SUPREME CUCKS DID IT FOLKS

They sold their puts and bought calls? DUMP IT!

The dow is not at 50k. Its over, DUMP IT

RBLX - BURN IT TO THE GROUND

FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARDS BERS COME COLLECT YOUR FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARDS