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>S&P GLOBAL SHARES EXTEND LOSSES TO DROP AS MUCH AS 12% CEO OF SPY FUCKED UP - THEY WILL PUMP IT TODAY

MU said FUCK IT, REMEMBER MEEeeeeeeeeee 💀

WE NEED IT!!!

SHOULD I FULL PORT 0DTE SPY CALLS? GEMINI: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT IS GAMBLING! YOU ARE TREADING ON DANGEROUS TERRITORY, THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!" DEEPSEEK: "GO FOR IT MY NGGA BUY THE 700C"

Bears are like that gay coworker who won’t stop hitting on you and says things like “you won’t know unless you try.” PUT IT AWAY, IVAN, I ALREADY TOLD YOU I’M NOT INTERESTED.

My IT department does suck. The 1 guy who is responsible for most things has not been able to setup a VPN in 4 months.

lmao your IT dept is ass

legit curios about this one, almost put that 100 down on it. IT guy has the R1T and I love riding in that.

Donnie, I bought calls. DUMP IT

ES at 7000. PUMP IT

COME ON REDDIT YOU CAN DO IT, MOVE MORE THAN A DOLLAR

NBIS JUST AS I PREDICTED HERE IT COMES.

WHY DID IT ACTUALLY RALLY AFTER I BOUGHT PUTS 😭😭

ONDS dropping PAMP IT

ALL IT DOES IS JUST GO UP LOL

LAST CHANCE FOR YOUR POOR ASS TO GET IN $APP EVEN LOSERS BEAR CAN MAKE THEIR LOSSES BACK IF U GET IN NOW, I WARNED YOU BIG BOY IS EYEING 560+ AFTER IT BREAKS 467

LAST CHANCE TO BUY APP BEFORE IT BREAKS 460. I REPEAT LAST CHANCE TO BUY APP BEFORE IT BREAKS 460

YES!! YES U FAT FUCKS!!! PUMP IT!!!

The market hasn't opened yet. WAIT UNTIL IT DOES!!!!! LMAO

OPEN IT!!

full port 🌽shorts here, NO ONE KNOWS IT BETTER THAN ME! \- barron dump

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN

SEE I TOLD YOU ITS A FAKE PUMP. STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN

The ONLY interesting thing about this game was the opportunity to win 40% by going all in on Seahawks money line. THATS IT. No one was watching this crap already(even before the game there was no hype. Everyone knew seattle would win)

TAKE IT BACK!

SHAKE IT SHAKE IT

# time to pile on regards, start shorting /VX for march. DO IT. and remember to close before US premarket or add a bracket order.

IM ABOUT TO CRASH OUT. I BEEN BUYING POOTZ ON GLD for WEEKS, STOPPED BUYING RIGHT BEFORE THE CRASH YESTERDAY ALMOST PULLED THE TRIGGER ON 1DTE 80C CRWV THEN REMEMBERED MY GLD EXPERIENCE -> "no it can go lower" GO FIGURE IT PUMPS TODAY WHAT THE FUCK

EVERYONE OPEN AN AI APP RIGHT NOW AND START ASKING IT CONDESCENDING QUESTIONS

Ghislaine Maxwell testifies Monday. PUTS IT IS that’s why it ran up high today. So it’s cheaper

**BEST BEAR SANTORUM EVER...** EVERYBODY'S SAYING IT TOO, WOW, SUCH SANTORUM

AWESOME DAY TO BECOME A BEAR TODAY!!!! **MY ASS TOTALLY TORN TO PIECES, BLEEDING WITH TREMENDOUS SANTORUM, THE BEST SANTORUM, EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT IT TOO... GOOD LUCK THAT IM GAY AND I CAN ENJOY IT!!!**

Margin calls everywhere yesterday and today is like "ITS GOING UP JUST STFU AND ENJOY IT"

Two days ago: CAPEX BAD, DUMP IT ALL! Today: CAPEX GREAT, PUMP IT!! How is this not bald faced manipulation?

It goes down. IT DON’T!

Donald it's time DUMP IT PLEASE IM GETTING FUCKED

PUMP IT REGARDS PUMP IT

i should averaged into my nvda leaps GODDAMN IT

Sharp rocks at the bottom? *most likely* **BRING IT ON**

DO NOT REDEEM IT, DO NOT REDEEM IT

Nothing ever happens. Not true. We all just have the memory and retention of goldfish from all the short form tik tok spam. Bad news? Boss man posts monkey pic? Every powerful person got pics on the island? Bombs across the world? So anyways…pretty sure Alice from accounting is sleeping with Bill from IT…what’s for dinner…

ZUCK THE CUCK AT IT AGAIN

DAMP IT

OPEN IT DAMNIT

# SOME OF YOU BOUGHT PUTS AT CLOSE YESTERDAY THINKING WE WERE BOMBING IRAN, AND IT SHOWS LMAO

3 hours later: ""FUCK I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SOLD WHEN IT BOUNCED A LITTLE"

WHY DOES IT KEEP GLITCHING TO A CLIFF FALL OFF EVERY 5 MINUTES

Stock drops 20%+, next day “WAHHH STUPID MANIPULATIVE MARKET MAKERS STEALING MY MONEY, IT WAS GOING DOWN!!!!!” Stock gains 20%+, next say “WAHHH STUPID MANIPULATIVE MARKET MAKERS STEALING MY MONEY, IT WAS GOING TO THE MOON AND THEY JUST RUG ME LIKE THAT” The stupid in here is off the charts, its hilarious

As a europoor I paid 360€ per semester for my IT bachelor's degree. This university also offered a master programme in cyber security for the same price. I instead did a bachelor's and master's degree in mathematics somewhere else for which I paid 20€ for most semesters bc it was a public university.

Y’LL KNOW PREMARKET IS FAKE RIGHT, THE MORE IT PUMPED THE MORE IT GONNA TANK. MANIFEST YOUR PORTFOLIO TANK -20% BY OPEN