IT

OUT OF THE TOP FIVE GIRLS IVE BEEN WITH IN COLOMBIA AND THAT I LIKED THE MOST AND THOUGHT WERE THE PRETTIEST LIKE 4 OF THE 5 WERE FROM VENEZUELA. THEY JUST DO IT FOR ME AS SOON AS VISAS OPEN UP YOUR BOY CASHFLOW IS ✈️✈️✈️

IM BUYING PUTS FUCK IT

"SCOTT, PLEASE PUMP IT UP USING YOUR PERSONAL ASSETS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

If I had a Time Machine I’d go back to my child self with aspirations of a career in IT and shake the shit outta him

NOTHING BURGER FROM TRUMP DUMP IT LADS

656: BUY IT ALLLL BUY BUY BUY, 657: OMG WTF SELL EVERYTHING AHHHH

LET IT BE KNOWN OIL BEARS ARE RETARDED

IMF: EVERY 10% INCREASE IN OIL PRICE, IF IT PERSISTS THROUGH END OF YEAR, COULD LEAD TO A 40 BASIS POINT INCREASE IN GLOBAL INFLATION AND DROP IN OUTPUT OF 0.1% TO 0.2%

#WHERE TF IS THE DUMP WHEN YOU NEED IT, JANESTREET DO YOUR THING

THIS IS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR MYSELF AND I WILL TAKE IT IN STRIDE

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWNNNN THE ERA TOUR OF BEAR IS BACK

I HELD NBIS SINCE $40 AND SOLD AT $85 A FEE WEEKS AGO BECAUSE I THKUGHT THE WORLD WAS ENDING. THATS MY SHIP. FUCK YOU GIVE IT BSCK. YAY 

Why would you root for a future where the dumbest fucking loser twats on Earth "investing" in the most regarded horseshit on Earth using their smartphone to do it while simultaneously simping for an AI OnlyFans account stand to win?!? WE NEED WHAT'S COMING AND YOU KNOW IT

PUMP IT , I WANT TO BUY CHEAPER PUTS

SCOTT BESSET IS AT IT AGAIN ! 🤣🤣 US may ‘unsanction’ Iranian oil to ease pressure from US-Israeli war roiling energy markets The United States may ease restrictions on Iranian oil already at sea, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Fox Business, as Washington looks to stabilise global supply. He added that the US could also carry out a unilateral release of oil reserves. I don’t understand how this is pushing down oil prices. But I’m YOLOing diamond hands WTI oil longs 😂 either gunna get rich or have to beg my wife’s boyfriend for a loan to cover 🙏 wish me luck 🍀

Feel you. Also in IT, we didnt even have the pizza party. They took er jobsss

My turn is coming soon too. Work in IT, my job didnt do any marketing and every attempt I did at getting then sales or more customers got rejected by the supervisor, now theyre in full panic mode because a competitor thats agressive on all fronts just opened. Im about to start a polymarket bet for people to bet on how long I got

Did some A/V coverage for an event(I am IT support) this morning. Along with the pay, they gave me some slices of breakfast pizza: egg, bacon, and sausage with gravy for the sauce. I ate it but damn, that was very salty.

Gold bugs are really something cos last 2 years its been like "RATE CUTS WILL BOOST METALS" and the moment the reality inverted and we entered an inflationary environment *not conducive to rate cuts* they are like "WHY IS IT GOING DOWN?" Saying that the smell of bitch is making me want to buy some gold as it might be the bottom and last I looked major banks haven't changed their price targets.

Will NVDA EVER CLOSE ABOVE 185? I HAVE HAD THIS "MIRACLE" STOCK FOR 6 FUCKING MONTHS AND IT HASNT MOVED?

god damn it. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. **I HATE BULLS SO FUCKING MUCH**

🥭: GODDAMN IT IRAN, I TOLD EVERYONE ALREADY THAT YOU HAVE NO MISSILES. YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A JACKASS AND I DONT APPRECIATE IT! 😡😡😡KEEP IT UP, AND ILL MASSIVELY BLOW UP YOUR SHIT! WATCH! 😡

BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS.

ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO PANIC SELL IT ALL BEFORE THE FUCKING END 

PAY IT OFF

NOPE ! PUTS IT IS

$MSFT, could go down some more though but it'll definitely go back up eventually. No competition, world necessity, IT always grows

I got a 150cc Vespa for fun. And IT IS FUN!!

WSB starter pack ! - STONKS ONLY GO UP - BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS ! -GHEY BERS AND PERMA BULLS - I BOUGHT THE DIP - SLEEPY JOE - DIDDY OIL - TOM FAT CUCK LEE - 🥭

Imagine buying poots at close and the. Being like WHY IS IT GOING UP

HAHAHAHAHAHA MU I KNEW IT

Fuck IT !banbet mu 550 1d

# They panic sold MU PUMP IT!

WHY IS IT SO BEARISH NOW

THIS IS IT. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. TELL MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND THAT I LOVE HIM.

So close to profit on these deep OTM puts. DROP IT JAY

FUCK IT another 5k in MSFT shorts

HE CALLED IT A WAR!

NO RATE CUTES YOU HEART IT HERE

HE SAID IT

POWELL IT YOUR TIME TO SPANK TRUMP BEFORE YOU LEAVE

JPOW DUMP IT!

JPOW SAID INFLATION RISK DIMINISHED. PAMP IT.

Okay so FREAK THE FUCK OUT SELL IT ALL

Few minutes ago I said "it could worse" IT DIDN'T MEAN YOU HAD TO MAKE IT WORSE

OIL GOT HIT AND IT DUMPED HARD

JUST LET IT ALL FALL PLEASE

DO NOT BUY OIL IT WAS ALREADY PRICED IN

THERE IT IS HAHA

DIDDY OIL IS UP SO THAT 🥭 CAN USE IT ON MINORS