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BIG BEAUTIFUL GREEN CANDLES, DO IT FOR AMERICA AND DO IT FAST !!!

# A 50BN MCAP STOCK ADDING TRILLIONS TO THE MARKET OVERNIGHT AND SENDING YOUR PUTS TO ZERO # YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

STOP SAYING ITS PUMPING ITS GONNA GET SOLD OFF STOP IT NOW

# AND WE’RE OFF # 757 OPEN TOMORROW 763 BY CLOSE # IT DOESN’T GET ANY EASIER THAN THIS FOLKS

🥭: 1% OR LESS INTEREST RATE GIVE IT OR TAKE IT

HOW DARE OTHER COUNTRIES MAKE THINGS THAT AMERICANS WANT MORE OF THAN THINGS MADE IN AMERICA. THATS IT, NO MORE CHAMPAGNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY DOES NOTHING I DO EVER WORK —- NO GROK DELETE THAT LAST SENTENCE DONT PUB—-

# IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A +2% DAY OR A -2% DAY BULLS ALWAYS GET THEIR 100% ON 0DTE SPXW CALLS

PUMP IT IP

WATCH IT CLOSE FLAT LMAO 🤌

FUCK IT IM GOING IN

MODS, POST THE SUICIDE HOTLINE, DO IT, DO IT NOW

Imagine being handed A GOOD ECONOMY TWICE and doing everything in your power to FUCK IT UP.

"good ***day***" WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK???? SELL IT ALL

YEAH WELL WAIT WAIT WAIT BULL TRAP WARSH WILL FUCK THIS UP AND SAY WE NEED ANOTHER HIKE DECEMBER IT WILL HAPPEN

SELL IT ALL ITS OVER!

The highest federal funds rate in U.S. history peaked at an all-time high of 20% to 22.36% in late 1980 and early 1981. We’re only at 3.75% - 4.00% JUST RIP IT TO 20%.

PAMP IT

#WE DID IT JOE

# WE ACTUALLY GOT A RATE HIKE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS AND BEARS DIDN'T EVEN GET PAID # LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS LITERALLY THEIR ENTIRE THESIS OVER THE LAST 3 MONTHS

DUMP IT

# COLLAPSE IT MEETKEVIN

PUMP IT

RATES UNCHANGED <----- HEARD IT HERE FIRST

PAMP IT

:screech: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREEEEE!!!!!! RELEASE KEVIN WARSHHHHH!!!!!

IF I WRITE IN CAPS THAT MY PLAY IS THE UNPOPULAR ONE (WHICH IT IS NOT) THEN I REDUCE MY ANXIETY OF LOSING BECAUSE THE INVERSE PLAY WILL BE THE RIGHT ONE

DONT YA KNOW PAMP IT UP 🎶

MARKET CRATERED THE LAST TWO TIMES WARSH WAS HAWKISH NOW THAT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING IT LOVES IT :shrek: :shrek: :shrek:

YOUVE GOT TO PUMP IT UP

WHY IS IT ROCKETING??? LOL

¡SHE ADMITS IT!

CAN INTC DIP SO I CAN SELL MY PUT THEN IT CAN RISE TO THE MOON

WE WILL HAVE RATE HIKES THIS MONTH AND DECEMBER AS WELL TWO RATE HIKES THIS YEAR CHECK BETTING ODDS FOR DECEMBER RATE HIKE IT WENT UP TO 62% FROM 54% SO MARKET COULD SUFFER WARSH WILL NEED TO CONFRONT THIS POSSIBILITY IF HE SAYS ANOTHER HIKE COULD HAPPEN WE R FUCKED

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # SEND IT

I AM SO OUT OF IT TODAY, \*\*forgot the C fml this lack of sleep is catching up

# VOL CRUSH BEFORE THE MOST VOLATILE EVENT OF THE YEAR # YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

OPEN IT

Jay JAYYYY DO IT NOW

*WHILE IRAN IS PREPARED TO DEFEND AGAINST AGGRESSORS, IT WELCOMES DIPLOMATIC SOLUTIONS* -IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTER GG bers

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >WARSH SAYS INFLATION WILL NOT LAST FOREVER. >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >BESSENT: I HAVE BREAKFAST EVERY WEEK WITH WARSH >WARSH: MY PRIOR RELATIONSHIP WITH BESSENT PROVEN FRUITFUL >TRUMP HAS CALLED WARSH REPEATEDLY SINCE HE BECAME FED CHAIR >WARSH SAID HE WOULD STAY QUIET IF TRUMP ATTEMPTED TO INFLUENCE POLICY. >BESSENT: TRADITIONALLY YOU DON'T RAISE INTO A SUPPLY SHOCK ✅️

# OH MY GOD # LOOK AT IT GOOOOOOOOOOO

looking at the retarded rational 'investors' the majority consensus is that if fed doesnt hike fed loses credibility because OTHER BANKS DO IT and inflation WiLL RuN and thus pressuring stocks because that would initiate bonds selloff since "rational investors" seem to be the majority if fed doesnt hike it could cause a fucking downtrend, paradoxically. it all boils down to what that moron warsh will say but unfortunately he mastered the skill of talking for hours and saying completely nothing

**The Warsh is gonna take his dress shoe, turn it sideways and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS**

# JP MORGAN ALREADY RELEASED ITS FOMC TRADING GAME PLAN AND IN 2 RATE HIKE SCENARIOS IT SAYS SPY RIPS HIGHER

WHY WONT SOUTH KOREA HELP? WE WON, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE IF THEY HELPED :pepetrump:

IT will rip in the morning, then when the announcement happens it will "tank" back to opening prices. Everyone gambling options loses (if you're playing QQQ, SPY that is). You're better off picking a single ticker, I chose ORCL today and that worked great.

LMAO HOW FUNNY WOULD IT BE IF THE PRICE OF GAS QUADRUPLES

"THE CLARITY ACT HAS FAILED TO MAKE IT THROUGH CLOTURE AFTER GETTING 41 “NO” VOTES"

# THAT IS IT!!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN STOCK MARKET

NOT CHOPPY IT WILL DUMP