IT

MSFT TAKING ALL THIS DUMP LIKE A CHAMP! BERS TRYING SOOO HARD TO DUMP IT BELOW 395 and BULLS TRYING SO HARD TO PUMP UP TO 400s lol

CALLS IT IS BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS GREEN. BY. OPEN. lmfaooooooo

CALLS IT IS BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS GREEN BY OPEN

SCOTT SHORT MORE OIL, QUICK. IT WILL WORK THIS TIME SURELY.

I TOLD YA IT TANKED

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS

Iran is going to retaliate for the gas field bombing with more attacks on GCC oil facilities which means more shut-ins, taking the total shut-in level to about 10-11 mb/d. IT IS GAME OVER AT THOSE LEVELS.

PROVE IT!

PAMP IT

You will have SPY pinned at 270 and you'll LIKE IT 

Lulu tanking is a recession indicator 🦅🦅🦅🦅 SELL IT ALL AND PUT IT IN A HYSA

Bro Elon pretty much raped all IT systems with DOGE and gave 20 year olds everyones SSN numbers AND sensitive info We still have DOGE employees in US Marshals office they are driving serious shadow bureaucracy

ATTENTION. CRITICAL ALERT. IT IS WITH DEEP REGRET THAT I MUST INFORM YOU THAT u/31andnotdone HAS BEEN BANNED (FOR THREE DAYS) FOR INCITING VIOLENCE SHE SAYS SHE DISLIKES ALL OF YOU. SHE SAYS TO STOP DMING HER SHE CANT REPLY. SHE ALSO SAYS I HAVE A BIG PP (I ADDED THE LAST PART.) THIS HAS BEEN A 31ANDNOTDONE UPDATE

NOTHING MOVES THE MARKET ANYMORE. War, inflation, recession, unemployment. IT JUST KEEP RANGING.

DUMP IT BABY DUMP IT

Its almost like a bot is running this, to trap people in either calls or puts... YES IT IS!

PAMP IT 

You really think we aren't sitting at a desk with 4 monitors doing IT work or sitting on the pooper during a work break?

DRILL IT IN MY DO HOLE

They bought NBIS at 130 DUMP IT

BOLLS FELL FOR IT AGAIN

SUCK IT BOL BOY

THIS IS VERY OBVIOUSLY A BEAR TRAP AND MARKETS EILL BOUNCE LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO DONT OVERTHINK IT

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHA MEEELTTTT IT DOWNNNN

QQQ YOU MAD LAD YOU DID IT

BREAK THE BARRIER QQQ, DO IT

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Reddit sent a survey since i visit a subrreddit thur notifications. The User is /reddit..... cant tell if its a scam. I am sure IT wont mind me clicking on links.

QUICK BEARS, POST MORE AI FANFICTION ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD, MAYBE IT WILL GO DOWN AND SAVE YOUR PUTS!!!

SELL IT ALL, dump on open

PAMP IT!!!

SO MUCH GREEN, SHUT IT OFF

IT GOES TO THE ECONOMY

🥭: "NATO IS USELESS, WE SHOULD LEAVE IT. LOOK AT MY NEW HOMIES AT THE BOARD OF PEACE !" *shit slightly hit the fan* 🥭: "NATO, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, YOU MEANIES !"

Bro...I SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES!!!!

OIL CALLS IT IS

SMELLS LIKE BEAR FECES IN HERE, CALLS IT IS

TAKING CUBA... I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT WITH IT... LOL

IT WAS THE SOMALIANS IN THE MERCEDES BENZS LOL

WSB NEEDS TO DROP A MONGO DISS TRACK. SHOULD CALL IT... SOFT TACO LOL. OIL $300

Reuters - Earlier Monday, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said the United States is "fine" with some Iranian, Indian and Chinese ships going through the Strait of Hormuz for now, adding that any action to mitigate higher prices would depend on how long the war lasts. LMAO... THE US DOES NOT CONTROL THE STRAIT AND IRAN DOES NOT NEED THEIR PERMISSION... ACTUALLY IT IS THE OPPOSITE. OIL $300

POUNDING IT HARD, lmao this guy

WHICH PRESIDENT IS IT I NEED TO KNOW

**Bols**: SHUT IT DOWN **Bers**: No no, keep rolling

Guys, I will allow Iranian ships to pass through the strait of hormuz. PAMP IT!

Setup. 8 months ago. >TRUMP: EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT! Knock down. >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

YOU UNGRATFUL SHEEP IM TRYNA TEACH YOU SOMETHING YOUNG BUCK YOU AINT WANNA HEAR IT

"HE BOUGHT? TRADE IT SIDEWAYHS"

IT HIT 185 YOU POS

TWERK IT ON MY PEENER BUL. I can’t take you nowhere