IT

crypto bros 10 years ago: CRYPTO WILL REPLACE FIAT, END WARS, DESTROY BANKS, AND GOVERNMENTS crypto bros now: institutions and government are buying crypto!!! YAYAYA PUMP IT

I USED TO BE RESPECTFUL. BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND. BULLYING IN WSB COMMENTS IS A MEANS TO SURVIVE THROUGH THE BULLYING YOU’RE GETTING. ITS A CYCLE AND IT MUST CONTINUE FOR THIS SUBREDDIT TO CONTINUE. [The more downvotes the more I’m right. Doing the opposite of WSB (of non controversial comments) is officially a strategy].

AFTER AMERICA WEAKENS THE DOLLAR, IT WILL BE EASY TO PAY BACK THE DEBT. I THINK THAT’S POTUS PLAN… = Policies x999 = Markets high volatility = dollar gets weak = stock go up + economy is taking hits along = stocks go down. ALSO BULL + BULL = GOOD TREND GOOD TREND + BULL = EVEN BETTER. EVEN BETTER + BULL = AMAZING!!! AMAZING!!! + BULL + BULL = OVERVALUATION OVERVALUATION + BULL + BULL = WENDY’S EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. [The more downvotes the more I’m right. Doing the opposite of WSB (of non controversial comments) is officially a strategy].

LATINA BOOTY IS AMAZING I LOVE IT ON MY FACE LMAO 🤌

AOA DROP IT BRAVE SOUNDDDDD

BELIEVE IT OR NOT BUBBA WAS SUCKED BY TRUMP LMAO 🤌

I’m banned for one week and I come back to orange sucking willy off? Why was Monica an outrage and this is being celebrated? IT WAS ALWAYS MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN WASNT IT WE WERE ALL BAMBOOZLED

Buffet bought $GOOGL SEND IT

IT WASNT SOME RANDOM DICK IT WAS A PRESIDENTIAL PENIS ANY OF YOU CAWK SUCKAS WOULD BE LUCKY TO GET A LICK OF THAT PRESTIGIOUS HOG

AI ISNT A BUBBLE AMD BUFFET JUST PROVED IT SPY 800

REVERSAL LMAOOOO I KNEW IT

SORRY GUYS I BOUGHT GOOGL CALLS SO IT DROPS

Nvda PAMP IT

GOD WILLS IT

HOW DOES IT BOUNCE RIGHT OFF MY BREAK EVEN PRICE AAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY TFFF DOES IT HAVE TO DUMP WHEN I BUY CAN WE JUST FUCKING GO UP FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE

"NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN; IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN" -DJT

GREAT SCOTT!!! IS IT POSSIBLE???

WTF NVDA MY PUTS I WAS TOLD IT WAS GOING TO 160

RUN MY BABY ITS A GREAT FRIDAY MAKE IT OUTSTANDING

The volume on WEBULL is insane PLEASE BUY IT

LEAVE IT OFF

ROBERT IT DO GO DOWN

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY

Dan Ives - We view this as short lived mini panic moment for tech stocks as we believe tech stocks will have a major rally into the rest of the year as investors look to play the AI Revolution and the 2nd/3rd/4th derivatives now playing out across consumer/enterprise names. Firmly bullish🐂 PUMP IT DAN I NEED MY AI BAGS LIFTED

DUMP IT ALL BOYS

I never got my circuit breaker this last spring. I WANT IT.

CHECK THE RECIPTS REGAREDS! I TOLD YOU ALL TO BUY PUTS ON CIFR! IT WAS FREE FUCKING MONEY I GAVE YALL!!!!

NOW SANTA! DO IT NOW

BRING IT

MY GOAL FOR 2026 IS TO TURN MY 50K LOSS INTO A 7 MILLION DOLLAR PROFIT. YOU HAVE TO SHOOT FOR THE STARS IF YOU WANT TO LAND ON THE MOON. LETS DO IT BOYS THIS IS EASY

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWNNNN

MM HEDGIES YOU GOT ME I'M FUCKING SELLING YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

#COLLAPSE IT ALL

Tomorrow is CPI? FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!!

THERE HAS BEEN A RECENT UPTICK IN USERS HERE USING MY CATCHPHRASES. DONT FUKIN DO IT BITCHES

#THERE HAS BEEN A RECENT UPTICK IN USERS HERE USING MY CATCHPHRASES. DONT FUKIN DO IT BITCHES

I’m about to look this up. Did he say he would tell everyone IF it is happening, or IT IS happening. If he is saying the former, that’s the most worrying thing I’ve heard yet.

I THOUGHT 🥭 SUPPOSED TO DECLASSIFY WEED NOT MAKING IT ILLEGAL AGAIN

# DO NOT CELEBRATE TOO EARLY ‼️ DO NOT JINX IT‼️

GUYS ITS GONNA V. ITS DOING IT !

the puts i sold for a small profit are now up 600 percent... jesus christ man WHEN IS IT MY TURN

HERE IT COMES BER. PREPARE THY ANOOS

# BTC HAVING ITS 6th CONSECUTIVE LOSING WEEK. # SURE IT WILL REPLACE THE USD, BY ANY MINUTE NOW LMAO

THE GRINCH IS RACING DOWN MOUNT CRUMPIT. HE'S TRYING TO MAKE IT TO WHOVILLE BY CHRISTMAS!

Burry closes puts Market: HE SOLD DUMP IT 😂

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GO ALL THE WAY UP TO GREEN MAN FUCK

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT GOOGLE DID TO BE BELOW THEIR LAST EARNINGS BLOW OUT NOW MAKE IT MAKE SENSE HOLY SHIT

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN

“Burry from 3…..BANG BANG THE GAME IS OVER! BURRY WINS IT!”