IT

AND SO IT BEGINS…. I’m taking a massive dump

trump tweeting "AND SO IT BEGINS!!" is interesting very interesting

...AND SO IT BEGINS! Another day of juicy volatility.

LISTEN UP RETARDS NO PAIN TODAY I WANNA SEE ALL GREEEEEEEENS EVEN THE MOST FUCKED UP COMPANY WILL HAVE A GRRRRREAT DAY BUY YOU FUCKERS I LOST A LOT OF MONEY AND I WANT IT BACK!

General 🥭 on Truth Social: "... AND SO IT BEGINS", what does he mean by this

…. AND SO IT BEGINS! -Trump …. thoughts?

NVDA WANTS TO RIP AND AMD WANTS TO DIP LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN 👹👹👹

MAKE IT STOP

HOLY SHIT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD SPY WAS GREEN FOR A SECOND I SAW IT

I LEFT THAT AIRPORT A FEW MINUTES BEFORE IT HAPPENED FAA RELATED FROM LOCAL REPORTS

FUTES BLOOD >!HAVE NOT BEEN OPENED IT!<

MEMBER WHEN BYND MEAT WAS GOING TO CHANGE THE SYSTEMS AND SHOW IT TO WALL STREET. I MEMBER. WASN"T ENOUGH LOSS PORN TYFYATTM

LLY revenue is up 54% YOY before the government contract. BUY IT BEFORE the contracts hits there books. It’s also very close to the trillion dollar market cap magnet. BUY LLY calls.

PACK IT UP. season over.

120 SECONDS. WHATEVRER HAPPENS, IT WAS AS PLEASURE SHITPOSTING WITH YOU BOTH, BOL AND BER. /SALUTE

Fuck all yall, too bearish in here. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA GOD DAMN IT

ME: Great Earnings! MARKET: Fuck you! ME: Great revenue? MARKET: FUCK YOU TOO! ME: uh...great forward guidance? MARKET: FUUUUCCCKKK YOUUU AND SELL THE NEWS. ME: GOLD? MARKET: I TOOK IT ALL FROM YOUR MAMA. HAHAHAHAHAA

"Did you know they turn off the stock market every night? LEAVE IT OFF!!!!"

AMZN GONNA BUY PERPLEXITY AND SHUT IT DOWN?

NOBODY SAY A FUCKING WORD DO NOT DISTRACT IT

CMON META PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!!!

SEND THE MARKET TO $0 AND GET IT THE FUCK OVER WITH ALREADY!!!

DROP IT LOWER SPY GET THAT PUSSY OUT

Everyone: "Yea we're probably in a ridiculous bubble that's going to burst at any moment." Also everyone: "OMG IT DIPPED **BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP!**"

BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

#i lost 50k on meta calls. i quit PLS TELL ME IT WENT DOWN

DAMP IT

PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!

NOW THIS IS THE ENERGY WE SHOULD BE HAVING IN HERE. LET IT BEGIN REGARDS!

It’s over it’s crumbling down as we speak SELL IT ALL PANICANS SELL IT ALL

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN

Michael Burry filed his 13F 11 days early. Massive PUTs (short) on Palantir(IT) and Nvidia(IT) Massive Calls on PFE(Healthcare) and HAL(Energy)

All that money and time you put into the market to perfect your craft, ain’t no looking back now MAKE IT HAPPEN ‼️

🎶 I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG MANGO 🥭 🎶 PUT YA HANDS IN THE AIR IF YOUSA TRUE BEAR 🐻

Zuck just needs to say we are lowering capex and the bubble will pop. You can make everyone look like shit, Zuck. DO IT!!!!

IT security prevents that……

DAHMP IT

AND YOU LIKE IT

$FGL FUCKING SEND IT

$FGL DONT SLEEP ON IT

EDIT: THANK YOU EVERYONE. I GET IT NOW: IM EXTRA REGARDED. can someone explain this regard why the 4 dte itm calls i bought on pltr aren't pumping right now?? im only up 10% right now.. full disclosure: this is the first time im doing options

**NOOO DON'T DO IT! 😭 OH NO, THEY CANT HEAR US! THEY HAVE AIR PODS ON** 💀

THATS IT I GIVE UP. IM ONLY TRADING VIX FROM NOW ON, ok maybe earnings plays once in a while

WE DID IT, TRADERS! GREAT JOB EVERYONE! WE FOUND SPY'S PERFECT PRICE OF 683.50 AND WE NEVER HAVE TO TRADE AGAIN

PUMP IT PUMP IT

FUCKING PUMP SPY OR TANK IT WTH IS THIS PUSSYFOOT BS

REMEMBER HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "MAIN STREETS" TURN BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR AND DUMB FUCKS ACTUALLY BOUGHT THAT NARRATIVE LMAOOOOO

# TSLA STOCK JUST LOST IT BY NOW.

EVERYONE WISHING THEY HAD BOUGHT META CALLS ON FRIDAY WHEN IT DROPPED UNDER $650.

#my king tom lee said spy 750 eoy POMP IT LMAO 🤌