IT

**PLEASE ANNOUNCE A NEW FAKE AI PARTNERSHIP WITH A RANDOM COMPANY TO KEEP IT GOING UP** what companies are left? OpenAI and Taco Bell?

FLUSH IT

Lmfao it is fucking OVER. IT IS OVER. SELL ANY REMAINING STOCKS YOU OWN BEFORE WE SEE A 50-60% DRAWDOWN IN EVERYTHING.

WHY IS IT CRASHING?

# DUDE IT IS OVER. # I AM A META SHAREHOLDER (35% of my net worth, 800 shares)

HE SOLD? PUMP IT

LMAO!! Communist Zohran Mamani just abandoned ALL of his supporters and his ENTIRE platform. He says in order for him to make changes and make things “free”, his supporters must SEND HIM MONEY. New York, you FELL FOR IT.

YEAH BITCH WHAT U GON DO BOUT IT

THEY USE AI TO SCAN AN ORDER'S WEIGHT SIZE AND MATCH IT WITH YOUR POTENTIAL WEIGHT

IM APPLOVIN IT

IT WAS ALL A TRAP OH GOD OH FUCK

Well, at least he makes complete sense, and is of sound mind....a few moments later...WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID HE JUST SAY? IS THAT EVEN...I CAN'T, JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE, THIS MAN IS FUCKING INSANE!

SOMEONE TELL HIM TO PUMP IT

SO MANY EGGS FOLKS. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT

''You should buy not sell!'' SAY IT

HE SAID STOCK MARKET HE SAID IT GUYS HE SAID IT

THE NAME IS PUMPDANI GET USED TO IT. BECAUSE YOURE GOING TO HEAR IT A LOT

BER ARE OVER THINKING IT

WE'RE IN A BUBBLE, SHORT IT ALL

Bahahahahahaha fake meat just DRILLS AND DRILLS AND DRILLS AND DRILL AHHHHHHHHH IT NEVER ENDS

OMFG CAN IT JUST CROSS 678 AND STAY?????

AND SO IT BEGINS...

WTF IS PREVENTING IT FROM HITTING 678?????

AND SO IT BEGINS!!

TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON Send it 🔻

PUMP IT PLEASE. PUMP IT FFS

SO CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT IF COURT DEEMS TARIFFS ILLEGAL AND GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN ENDS SOON WE MOON? I KNOW COURT WOULD BE DRAWN OUT BUT FOR THEM TO JUST SAY ORANGE MAN DID BAD NO NO I THINK IT WOULD 🌕.

PUMP IT AMAZON

U SO MAD HUH 😂😭🫵🏽🤡. UR A POOR BOI AND UR MAD ABOUT IT 😂😭. Get ready to pray 5 times a day POOR BOI. 😂😭

MAMDANI IS CLOSING WALL STREET AND REPLACING IT WITH GALLOWS FOR BILLIONAIRES. EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT IT'S OVER.

TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON TRUMP: DON'T THINK IT'LL BE SORTED SOON Send it 🔻

…AND SO IT BEGINS! What begins?

IT GON BE LIT AW SHIT SON

AND SO IT BEGINS…. I’m taking a massive dump

trump tweeting "AND SO IT BEGINS!!" is interesting very interesting

...AND SO IT BEGINS! Another day of juicy volatility.

LISTEN UP RETARDS NO PAIN TODAY I WANNA SEE ALL GREEEEEEEENS EVEN THE MOST FUCKED UP COMPANY WILL HAVE A GRRRRREAT DAY BUY YOU FUCKERS I LOST A LOT OF MONEY AND I WANT IT BACK!

General 🥭 on Truth Social: "... AND SO IT BEGINS", what does he mean by this

…. AND SO IT BEGINS! -Trump …. thoughts?

NVDA WANTS TO RIP AND AMD WANTS TO DIP LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN 👹👹👹

MAKE IT STOP

HOLY SHIT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD SPY WAS GREEN FOR A SECOND I SAW IT

I LEFT THAT AIRPORT A FEW MINUTES BEFORE IT HAPPENED FAA RELATED FROM LOCAL REPORTS

FUTES BLOOD >!HAVE NOT BEEN OPENED IT!<

MEMBER WHEN BYND MEAT WAS GOING TO CHANGE THE SYSTEMS AND SHOW IT TO WALL STREET. I MEMBER. WASN"T ENOUGH LOSS PORN TYFYATTM

LLY revenue is up 54% YOY before the government contract. BUY IT BEFORE the contracts hits there books. It’s also very close to the trillion dollar market cap magnet. BUY LLY calls.

PACK IT UP. season over.

120 SECONDS. WHATEVRER HAPPENS, IT WAS AS PLEASURE SHITPOSTING WITH YOU BOTH, BOL AND BER. /SALUTE

Fuck all yall, too bearish in here. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA GOD DAMN IT

ME: Great Earnings! MARKET: Fuck you! ME: Great revenue? MARKET: FUCK YOU TOO! ME: uh...great forward guidance? MARKET: FUUUUCCCKKK YOUUU AND SELL THE NEWS. ME: GOLD? MARKET: I TOOK IT ALL FROM YOUR MAMA. HAHAHAHAHAA